Brentwood College School - Brentonian Yearbook (Mill Bay, British Columbia Canada)

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Mr. Rick Piechotta Mrs. Helen Smith Mrs. Susan Garvey Mr. Robert Cameron

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To: All Staff From: Dept. of Electronic Obfuscation AMENDED PROCEDURE IN CASE OF FIRE 1. Upon hearing flashing light, proceed immediately to panel outside switchboard. 2. Break glass with key provided. 3. Summon Mrs. Arthurs to translate instructions on panel, or 4. Break down switchboard door to call Mrs. Arthurs at home. (Mrs. Wichlinski and Mrs. Brackenbury will be issued jackboots and football padding for this pur- pose.) 5. Call Matron to set shoulder and upper arm and to stitch cuts sustained breaking glass. 6. Call Mr. McAlpine to inform him of damage to swit- chboard door and mess on floor under panel; request information on janitorial union rates for that time of day. 7 . Break down library door. 8. Call Miss Sainas and Mr. McAlpine to report damage to library door. 9. Press one of the buttons on panel and see what happens. 10; Breakdown Mr. Bunch ' s door. 11. Call Ivy and inform her that you have just broken down Mr. Bunch ' s door. Request oranges for the firemen. 12. Call Mrs. Pitt and ask if water in pool is suitable for putting out fires. 13. Carefully unscrew control panel from wall and lay on floor; pull out wires. 14. Call insurance people. 15. Call Ivy and arrange 5-course meal for insurance men and sandwiches for staff. 16. Break down Mr. Ross ' s door. Call him and renew contract. 17. DO NOT PANIC. Mrs. Joyce MacLean Mr. Dave Keevil

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Mr. Timothy Poirier MissS Sainas