Brattleboro Union High School - Colonel Yearbook (Brattleboro, VT)

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CLASS PROP!-IECY O M' Crash' Bang Thanks to EDDIE MAYs new rnxentron the drvrng drshpan the most recent rmproxement oxer the flyrng saucer of twenty years ago we have just descended upon the new underground crty of Irttsburg LUCILLI' IITTS for whom thrs submerged paradrse was nrmcd strrted thrs project soon rfter graduatrng from B H S As we untanglc ourselves from the wreckrge of the drshpan we see- three brg husky guards comrng through the smoke to rm estrgatc the hullabaloo We soon recog nrze them as our old classmates ALDIN HANNUM ROBERT COVIY md FRANKLIN CALLUP They escorted us to the crty hall where we find EVPRITT JOHNSON painting the words NICHOLAS MILLER Mayor on one of the office doors As we enter hrs othce we find NICK srttrng behrnd the desk pufling awry on a SAGE Crgar Thrs chorce brand of stogre rs a product of the PEGGY SAGF Crgrr Com pany Between puffs NICK drctates to hrs very capable To show us around the crty NICK calls rn two of hrs best gurdes BULL GODDARD and BRUCE GAUTH IER Leayrng the crty hall we meet the Atomre Energy Commrssoner GLENN CHICKERING who was elected to thrs office because of hrs superb abrlrty to blow thrngs up' Wrth hrm rs hrs prrvate nurse PHYLLIS WHITNEY PHYLLIS rs keeprng careful watch ow er GLENN untrl he completely recovers from hrs last explosron As we rrde along on the glrde walk we come to a neat lrttle beauty saloon owned and operated by DONNA SHAW JEAN SECHRIST and BARBARA LUNDEN These three old classmates specralrze rn bald men s harr cuts If you re not bald when you go rn they guarantee that you mrll be when you come out' A good example of thrs rs RICHARD CANEDY who rs just lcavrng after hrs darly x rsrt We harl a jet cab operated by FREDDIE BERRYMAN to take us to the Yankee Stadrum where the Dodgers are playrng the Red Sox rn an exhrbrtron game We always knew FREDDIE would find some way to get more than 95 M P H out of a car Arrrvrng at the staclrum we are greeted by TIMMY RYAN owner of the Red Sox After that team beat the Yankees for ten strarght years TIM decrded to buy out the Red Sox so that he could be on the wrnnrng team for a change From hrm we learn that CAB BAGE TENNEY KIYI and ERNIE CARLSON are rn the Red Sox lrne up thrs afternoon We are somewhat sur prrsed to find them playrng for thrs aggregatron but srnce the Dodgers were put back rnto the mrnor league they were forced to change therr allegrance As the Dodgers take the field we notrce LEFTY COREY on the mound Who s that yellrng Peanuts and popcorn Wh rt s none other than DON HOPKINS the old nut hrmself' As we glance rnto the sectron desery ed by extrngurshed guests we obserxe sexerrl celebrrtres Among them rs HARRY S Truman NO' NO' I mean HARRY AN DERSON Presrdent of the Underground Krngdom Also we see JULIE KING and CORNY LIVINGSTONI: the famed stars of the Prudentral Opera Company HOW ARD LEE world renowned star of stage screen and ultraxrsron md PHIL SMITH famous concert pranrst PHIL just recently jlayed it the dedrcrtron of MAG NACHI llrll After mrkrng her fortune on Wall Street BARB left three mrlhon dolllrs to burld thrs structure rn her memory I look rnto thc teleyrsron booth md sec 1 ARROLI RIC I 19 sportsc ister As the announcer s iorce booms oxcr the loud spe rker we recognrze rt as berng th at of WARREN LA7I'LLI: Whrle we are enjoyrng the game we 1re suddenly clrsturbcd by someone prekrng up bottles Well for he rven s srk ' It s the old soak BILL DFNNISON' BILL tells he gets 1 fre bottle for every five hundred emptres We rlw lys knew that he had cl good head for busrness' a long home run rn the last of the nrnth to gnc the Red Sox a 5 4 yrctory ox er the Dodgers As we leave we see OHN ROBB headrng hrs twenty krds rnto hrs blue panel truck JOHN figures that rts chelper by the dozen COVEYS Cafe looms rnto srght smce rt rs owned by ERANNY we decrde to drop rn to simple her cookrng We are ushered to a table by the head warter VICTOR NELSON Our wartress JUNE MORLOCK takes our order and hurrres off to the krtchen where CARROLL LOOMIS prepares the exotrc concoctrons At the next table srt three sophrstrcated lookrng ladres We recognrze them as the three rnseparables of hrgh school days none other than ANN CHAMBERLIN BEV BOVER Ind JOYCE DARLING We are currous about therr berng dressed rn whrte We soon learn that they are the founders of the new CUTTING Hosprtal named rn memory of MAROLYN the list person to b unfortunate enough to be therr patrent Poor MAROLYN she never was able to tell about rt Howeyer we are also enlrgh en d as to what BILL CODY rs dorng Th new hosprtal rs now under hrs careful superx rsron BILL S abrlrty of cuttrng up makes hrm the rderl man for thrs posrtron Wasn t he always 9 The hosprtal gets rts drugs from COLEMAN S comfy commodrous complete Corner Drug Store operated by JARVIS COLEMAN the crty pharmacrst The most wrdely purchased drug rs ARV S arsenrc Thrs rs used as a remedy when everythrng else farls As we emerge from the cafe we notrce a man lrmprng toward us Thrs p rson of course rs none other than IM PUTNAM our one and only IM tells us that he rs part owner of the Lazy Q Ranch one of the largest rn thrs vrcrnrty Hrs p rrtner FRED I-IERRICIs. just re cently jorned rmrny to help take care of the surplus money IM walked down the street wrth us untrl we came to Dr TOM S office LARRY rs one ot the best of Z o . 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CLASS WILL l the great grand and glorrous graduates of 1950 do hereby proclarm and declare thrs to be our last Wrll and Testament To NORRIS BUCKINGHAM we bequeath CARL QAlex rs my name Brg Alex'j TENNEY S swagger so that she can fight her way through to the pencil sharpener every sex enth perrod promptly at quarter of one To CAROLYN QBow down ey ery body ' Here I come J DUTTON PHYLLIS QI ll se what Barb slys about rt'j WHITNEY leayes one of her cheerful smrles hoprng that someday MISS DUTTON wrll learn to use rt MARILYN fLook there goes a red lord 'Q GUSTAI SON leax es her abrlrty to take corners on tvso vsheels to her two srsters rn srn MARIE I dont drrxe fast I yust haxe a heaxy foot'j SPENO and JOANNE O ou d be amazed at how many my jeep wrll hold J MINOTT then people wrll haxe as much confidence rn thcrr dm rng as they do rn MARILYNS whrch rsnt sayrng much for any of them To MARYJANE Mantrap DE VOL we leaye our most prrzed possessron GINGER QI play the glocken sprelj HEWITTS lrttle Black Book We hope that these extra numbers vxrll make the next school year more bearable for Nature s Lrttle oke To all the nature grrls vrho say We hate other tovn ns too but you knovl the good nerghbor polrcy we leaye the bug vurndows and sp rcrous roomrness ot Room 20 Thus they may make thcmselyes seen to all passersby more easrly than from the dark confmes of rooms 23 74 and 25 BARBARA MALCOLM the Don t' Stop and Don t stop' grrl leay es some of her talents for wardrng off enemy attacks to FAN QCome and get rtj CAR RUTH who wouldn t use rt on her death bed anyvr ay We hope that someday the red head wrll learn to say that avtfulword no' MARILYN CHICKERING leases her 49 Ford to any unror grrl who thrnks that she can put rt to the uses MARILYN drd Her car rs a famrlrar landmark around these parts you know Any trme you see rt after ten o clock you knovn you re at the tennrs courts BRUCE fGet mto the car stooprd' I feel lrke makrn out'j GAUTHIER grves about 200 lbs to brg OBIE O BRIEN hoprng that OBIE wrll frll a yacant tackle slot next year OBIE rs the sweet character who throws those rnky sprt balls rn thrrd study E lease DAN DUDEK S Red Sox to any one who wrll take them POLLY MAY leay es some of her brarn to PHIL fDaah' me Mr Davrs7j HARDING who could accept some from everyone and strll fall short of the mark FRED HERRICK Ieay es hrs shyness to BETTY ANN CI may be only a freshman but 'Q CHICKERING and PEGGY fCome up and see my etchrngsj SHALLOW LARRY fCome wrth me to the drrye rnj TOMS be queaths some of hrs romantrc talents to THEODORE Gunga GARFIELD who makes a lrttle go a long way JARVIS QI dance J COLEMAN leaves JOAN QI prance'j COLBURN to DAVE QI don t go out wrth any one except grrlsj PERRY To RUTH Frenchre McCLELLAN we leave two more babres to srt wrth so that she can entertain rn her customary fashron two more trmes a week up on North ern Ax enue To any freshman grrls whom the senror boys may haye mrssed we bequeath that poem entrtled Wha Hoppen 7 wrrttcn by EUGENE fAre you gonna fix me up tonrght Ulmer 71 BROOKS JAC K QI loye em and they leaxe me'j ROBB gryes hrs beat up taxr to OAN QI h ne to carry a bat to keep the boys 1way'j WILSON so she can make hrs male colleetron up on Western Ay enue We bequeath WARREN fGrrls are dumb-I ll take Shasta'j LAZELLE S bubblrng enthusrasm and musreal abrlrty to KENNETH AINSWORTH who has nerther To BEVERLY QI m keen for boys'j GALE we leaye an crcctor set If anythrng happens to the Connectrcut brrdge she c rn strll get ox er to another state 0 the grggle grrls of 51 OAN QPeople cant tell us apartj and LOIS QOK so Ill black your cye'j HAYMARCH vVe grxe the good humor of TINY QA lrttlc goes a long may thank goodness'j FLETCHER hoprng that the tvxrns wrll someday get along wrth each other as vsell as they do vsrth therr frrends LARRH fThat shy act always gets em'j COREY leayes hrs car to another out of town commuter JANE All you boys grye me a rough trme'3 ALLEN so that she can stop botherrng all the boys for a rrde home Upon DEENIE QWeIl brg boy you don t look so hot to me'j WHITE we settle a lrttle of BEV fBeat rt Buster' You re a yerk'j BOVERS aloofness wrth the knowledge that a lot of aloofness won t go anywhere ROGER CHAPMAN and PHIL SMITH leaye their pull wrth the teachers to EUGENE fNot me Mr Fred ler j SEARLES knowrng that rnsrde of twenty four hours rt wrll be lost IM CCheaper by the dozenj PUTNAM leaves hrs Ioye lrfe to BERNARD fl could use rt'j SHORT Upon IOANNE fDont wrrte anythrng about me'j MANCH we settle some of JEANNE fMy frrends call me Candy Q SECHRIST S forwardness because we feel that JOANNE rs far too trmrd rn some thrngs To PINKY QI don t lrke hrm' he wouldn t go out wrth rne'j DURESS we gladly grve MARTHA fHow do I know what trme Marrlyn got rn 75 SNOW S prrze reerpe book entrtled How to Snare Men and Prek up Peter Farrdonr To the cats of the unror class we leaye one beat up fCu1111 med Il jage -ffl I y 7 f ' ' Q '7 7 Y 7 . . .V VV ' ' ' -4 V s ' . 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yeterrnarnns hrs only trouble rs that rn the last thrrteen ears he hasn t been able to cure an than but ork l I In P L look across the street and see DAN DUDEK Of course you know what DAN rs dorng rt you dont he rs walkrng wrth one member of hrs St Mrke s harem ust about ten paces behrnd gu ss what the rest of her frrends are meekly followrng Too bad but Iguess the St Mrke grrls took oyer where DOT DOYLE left off rn our unror year Suddenly we are blrnded by flashrn lrghts' As we glance upward we se MARCIA JONES Hashrng on a marquee She rs currently starrrng rn HARLOW Broth ers productron Senror Hrt a sequel to unror Mrss DONALD and EVERETT started makrng motron pre tures soon after leayrng B H S They always saw motron rn ey erythrng' As we trudge along we go by GUSSIES Gamblrng Hall where we see DAVID MANLEH and BILLII' MAE JOHNSON tryrng therr luck shootrng drce From all reports MARILYN rs makrng a small fortune Up the street drryes JOHN LEONARD rn hrs 1970 Putt mobrle OHN pulls mto the BROOKS Serrrce Statron Own d by EUGENE where IRENE BENSON SHIRLEX BOLSTER and BARB SANDERSON rre rttcndants Gas' Next we see the Irttsburg lamous luneral frrendly undertaker WAYNI' comes out lookrng for busrness but because he thrnks we rre good for a few more years he chats a whrle and then returns to hrs drmly lrghted establrshment Howes er we haye learned what DON WAITE rs do rng to amus hrmself DON ow ns an Old Iadres Home He couldnt decrde on Just one so he takes care ot them all' To manage hrs busrness affarrs we frnd DORRINL CLARK as hrs capable secretary As we round the corner we notrce a long lrne of m n At the yery front we see our own GORDON ULMER ready to dash through the doors as soon as they are opened You probably already know what thrs well known es tablrshment rs It rs the New Howard and naturally Mr Ulmer rs gorng rn to see rf he has mrssed a trrck Thrs er un burldrng rs owned and operated by PERCY SPRAGUE BOB SKINNER and BOB PER RIN Keeprng the lrne of males rn order rs the Chref of Polrce herself OAN USIN wrth her abl assrstants MARY PINNEY and CONNIE HOWARD wh n they can t who can 7 There goes that powerful ANITA MAGOON We are told that thrs female Charles Atlas rs workrng for the Kellogg Company adyertrsmg Gro Pup Rrbbon Dog I ood Es rdently ANITA thought Wheatres was too orrgr nal MAYS Insurance Agency rs Just ahead POLLY went mto that busrness for the benefit of those who lrke to play erumple fender on Marn Street I3 oUNc1No down the street come CLAIRE HUDSON and ROBERTA MILLS the two shoe shrne gals EDI When Bl RT and CLAIRE were both munchrng on the same hot dog workrng from opposrte ends a shoe shrne boy came rnto Drnsmoor s Drnner I mean Drnsmoor s Drner whreh rs owned by JANE DINSMOOR and ordered steak and french frreds Rrght th n and there th grrls decrded that there was more money rn shoe shrnrng than there was rn operatrng a lemonade stand As a low flyrng helrcopter swoops down we see Cob by s Draper Sery ree wrrtten on the srde We are told that WINSTON and BETSEY COBB are rn busrness together One of therr most precrous customers rs the BINGA MANS Nursery MARY and CATHERINE used to teach at a boys school but they decrded that younger ehrldren would be easrer to manage MYRNA CONSTANTINE rs now the proud owner of a new type of salon that specralrzes rn stretehrng short people to any desrred length Her most loyal customers are BARBARA HARRINGTON and GLORIA BOVER They are both almost me feet tall now after berng elongated by MYRNA S methods Heres great news' BARBARA MALCOLM rs now exclusrye desrgner of bathrng surts for Pow rs Models BARB docs some modelrng herself her speeralty berng a one prcce well tlmost one whole prcce bathrng surt Many p ople hayc trred to flnd out whrch prcce rs mod cled but all hue b en unsuccessful so frr Perhaps thrs young bachelors JOAN COLBURN and RUTH BROOKS hare burlt an arrport They hope to hare real plan s som day but untrl then they are usrng rt as a publre parkrng area tmostly nrght parkersj and chargrng a small fee as rent from all reports thrs rs 1 yery good busrness A new charn of grocery stores has recently been es tablrshed The so called Last Natronal Stores are owned and operated by EDWINA FLETCHER and POLLY RIVERS TINY S busrness ethcreney orrgrnates from her experrence as a clerk rn a grocery store rn her old home town West Brattleboro POLLY deerded to go rnto busr ness wrth her because she could make only S500 a week srngrng wrth Carry Pomo DORIS BOMBARD and BARBARA TATE haye oyened up the Know All Se All Catch All Detectrye Agency At present they are workrng on the case of the mrssrng Vrrgrnras VIRGINIA HEWITT and VIR GINIA HERRICK were lrst seen ten years ago when they started out rn an rttempt to go around the world on a pogo strck After ALICE DAVIS rccoyercd from amnesra she de crded to yrsrt MARTHA SNOW a clarryoyant to find out what her actryrtres had consrsted of rn the past few months MARTHA becrme so rnterested rn ALICES past that she ncyer c rme out of her trance Drd she ex er 7 HF home for men men and more men managed by CHARLOTTE WI-IIPPLE and LOUISE WRIGHT was forced to close today because the men couldn t stand ffmllfzmd ml J we .Nj 2 0 T H A L ,, ' ' . 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