Brattleboro Union High School - Colonel Yearbook (Brattleboro, VT)

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THE DIAL 23 PROFESSIONAL MANLEY BROS. CO., INC. MANLEY Moron SALES DOCTORS Federal International Cadillac LaSalle W. J. KAINE, MD., Barber Block, Saler - Service Sales and Service Main St. Telephone 429-W. 29 High St. Tel. 1140 or 1191 28 High St. Tel, 929 ALLAN D. SUTHERLAND, M.D., 9 Homeopathic Physician, 80 Main St. S Telephone 1420-W. Oiiice Hours: 9 to 10 A.M., 1:39 to 5 P.M. and 7 to 8 Barber Shop Ways P-M- Over Woolworth's As Usual JOHN R. HOGLE, MD., 114 Main si., C m U Telephone 234. Residence 7 Chapin 0 C D - St., Telephone 289-W. rparrtptinng Your Sefvlce DR. B. E. WHITE, Pentland Block. mf Bmw Telephone 717-W. ,IOHN R. MALLOY, M.D. OSTEOPATI-I R. KENNETH DUNN, D.O. American Building Tel. 77-W : gg -'- -' OPTOMETRIST ALFRED B. JORDAN, O.D. and KATHARINE JORDAN, O.D. 167 Main St. Tel. 66. Oliice Hours: 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Saturday, 9 A.M. to 8 P.M. MORTICIANS Arthur L. Rohde 'ffxflortician Automobile Ambulance 32 Oak Street Phone 354 Carl A. Mitchell UNDERTAKER Automobile Ambulance Service 8 PUTNEY ROAD rnmpt Swrnirr. Uhr Mark Brug Starr ll! lllain Strut lrattlrhnrn. Bt. Recognized wherever good printing is known E. L. Hildreth 8: Company Incorporated Brattleboro, Vermont TEA TABLE Quality Flour Distributed by THE DEWITT GROCERY CO. Brattleboro, Vermont DUTCH BAKE SHOP 101 Main Street F. A. DUNLEVY Tailor Custom Made Clothes Dry Cleaning-Pressing-Alterations 10 Main St. New Method Dry Cleaners Incorporated Barber Building 7 Flat Street BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT Service - Satiffaction W. J. PENTLAND The Plumber 78 Main St. Tel. 45-W or 45-R MOBILGAS MOBILOIL , , J. E. MANN, INC. Socony Servlce Statlon DRY GOODS READY-T0-WEAR MOBILUBRICATION MAIN STREET MIUJNERY T. N. Pidgeon, Mgr. SHOES Collegiate in Style For Young Men and Women Barrows Cash Shoe Store Our Styles are Exclusive Qualities Reliable We give Thrifties on all cash purchases 106-108 Main St. Brattleboro, Vermont Near the Bridge COMMERCIAL PRINTING Sporting Goods Loore Leaf Form: and Devicer t We are hfaflquarters fo' Sh W lk Fil d Om S lu Ammunition Fishing Tackle Skates aw' a C' 'es an ce app 'es FOOTBALL AND BASEBALL SUPPLIES Northland Skis Snowshoes Sleds 16-18 Ullery Bldg. Brattleboro, Vermont CO.,

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22 Position is nine tenths of the law! Thinking of stale jokes brings Tiers to our eyes! Q.: Who was Homer ? A.: The fellow who lived in the barrel. Teacher freferring to unwritten themej : I'll give you just one more day of grace! Student fabsent-mindedlyj 1 l'd prefer Helen! Chick certainly takes it without going off mad! -And there was a Mrs. Simpson who could not measure up to an English ruler! Someone has said that Gracie should cultivate Frankie. We wonder where-ein Dutton's pines? Have you read up on the Social Security Act in the I Jinzar Magazine? S. M. fin Englishj : One day a group of fellows and I went to see a basketball game in a model T Ford! Henry VIII never took after any simp's son! Oh, some jokes go round and round, oh-oh-oh-oh - -but they don't come out here! Marie Antoinette's Biography is a long tale written on the pure white chastity of paper. Have you heard of anything that makes a long story short? Rraanrzas' Drerasr Tiruasz We Have With Us TonightkeThe Yankee at King Edwards Court-playing lt Never Should Have Hap- pened -in The Horseless Carriage! We star Phil, the Inventor with The Eavesdroppers in Eden-Snaring the Snapshot--through The Billboard. Radio comes to Cow Creek starring Touch and Lo'- The Rising Sun of japan! THE DIAL He: This statement is worthless. She: Why? He: It doesn't make sense? The election put Vermont on the map! Usually, the fellow with the broad shoulders is an uncanny lad! Mr. Miller: What was the capital of the first bank of the United States ? Miss Martin: Philadelphia! o Student: Hay, Miller, where'd you get the shiner ? Miller: Gym! Student: jim who ? H. Martin: Cut it out, Dutton-you aren't cute-vyou aren't even smart ! Student: Boy, you've certainly got some things in common! Dutton: l'm pining for Helen Martin! Student: Yr-a!aaefalling timber! Student: I lost seven dollars on election day ! Another Student: How come ? Student: My grandfather told me Washington still had pneumonia! All our big he-man hunters went into the woods with high-powered rifles and smiles of confidence. Hunters-- all returned-with guns! Mr. Nelson fin Geometryj: Some of you students are certainly going to enjoy Geometry next year! The school play is taking shapes rapidly! D. fin English quizj: Let good indigestion wait upon the appetite. E. D. Qin Englishj: He often has these mental elapses! Cu! by Tberera jorlyn '40

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24 THE DIRT FIRST NATIONAL STORES, Inc. The News 8, Cboire Groceriei and Pt'0l'T.l'T0t!J Circulating Library Distributor MAGAZINES BOOKS STATIONERY Best of Quality :It GREE-I-ING CARDS Lowest Pritrvs 85-87 Main Street Brattleboro, Vt. Let . Drink THE CUSTOM LAUNDRY D0 'I E D D Y The Soft Water ll .zy Phone 222 . Beverages E M E R S O N ' S , Bottled with WESSELHOEFT I The Home? SPRING WATER Good Furniture ' C. H. EDDY 81 CO., INC. 52 Elliot Street BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT Say It With Flowers HOTEL BROOKS From HRATTLEBORO VERMONT HOPKINS, The Florist, Inc. Store and Office 161 Main St., Telephone 730 CHOICE CANDIES PRO-JoY ICE CREAM WHELAN DRUG AGENTS When in need of Food Call 1500 Brattleboro Public Market 57 Main Street We Deliver Free SAVE with SAFETY at your REXALL DRUG STORE T he Pride of Brattleboro The Pickwick Coffee Shop The English Hunting Room The New Colonial Dining Room An IIINII Place after tlIe Game Choice foods and ample facilities for Banquets and Class Reunions. ROSE BEAUTY SHOP Eugene Permanent Waving Martel, W'ater Wfazfing, Etc. Bztrhttr Building I'hone 978-NV CHRYSLER PLYMOUTH Sale! -- Serrice - Storage GRANT MEMORIAL WORKS INCORPORATED Brattleboro, Vermont Manufacturer: and Dealerf in Cemetery Memormlf, Sun Dialt, Exedme, Vatei' GRANITE AND M ARBLE BRMIS MOTORS, INC. E. W. Bemis, Mgr. Ford AUTHORIZED SALES AND SERVICE Genuine Parts and Accessories IIICICIIIIUIIC 811-W Brattleboro, Vermont For High Grade Lumber call HOLDEN 8: MARTIN LUMBER CO. 786-W Best Quality Lumber at the prevailing low prices DO IT NOW VERMONT SECURITIES, INC. H. E. STOCKWEl.l., Preiident C. N. GEORGE, Treat. j. HAROLD Muzzv, Vice-Prer. J. E. BUSHNELL 94-98 Elliot St. Quality Groceries, General Merchandise BIRDSEYE FROSTED FOODS Meats, Vegetubler and Fruit! HARRY E. CLARK l MItIIIIf:tctuI'cI' of Tennis Strips and Ash Dowels BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT Dick, The Tire Man DICK'S SERVICE STATION 1 Putney Road BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT Telephone 987 MILLER SALES 8: SERVICE R. H. BROWN 8 CO. HENRY C. CULVER , In r r ted . . 215 Main st. co po A Tel. 166 Elffffffffm Hardware T I 22 Radios Frigidaires Oil Burners C' 10 Tires Batteries CUTLERY TOOLS 51 Main Street Brattleboro, Vt.