Brattleboro Union High School - Colonel Yearbook (Brattleboro, VT)

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THE DIAL East will :mil Glmiamvnt VV e, the class of nineteen hundred and thirty-one of Brattleboro High School, of the city of Brattleboro, county of VVindham, state of Vermont, of the age of four years and being of sound and disposing mind and memory, and not acting under duress, men- ace, fraud, or undue influence of any person whatsoever do make, publish, and declare, this, our last will and testament in the man- ner following, that is to say: First :-lVe desire that all our just debts be paid by our Executors, hereinafter named and appointed, out of our estate in the man- ner provided for by law, as soon after our graduation as convenient. Second :-lVe extend our best wishes to XValt Douglas with the hope that he will be back in school next year. Third :-VV e give and bequeath to the class of 1935 our class colors and our class fiower. Fourth:-To the class of 1932 we be- queath our seats in the Main Room and hope that they will, at all times, retain their senior dignity as did we ourselves. Fifth :--To Mr. Haigh, Mrs. MacArthur, Mr. and Mrs. Eustis, Miss Parsons, and Mrs. Allen we extend our best wishes for the future. Aside from this we leave the following fact and fiction: To that member of the faculty, Carl Mil- ler, the privilege of speaking before the stu- dent body on matters other than Financial. To Abe Robinson a secretary to handle his many social engagements, and to keep notes on his research work. To Jay Vaetsch the privilege of select- ing a football letterman in the class of 1932. To Billy Heustis we give the waste paper basket on the north side of the main room, which was formerly inhabited by Red McCarty. To Charles Crane the arduous task of ex- plaining and demonstrating the Einstein theory to the faculty. To Al Pickford a tin mirror in which to practice that bored look. To Ben Blodgett a plug of Mechanic's Delight. To UM. J. Cox and Evelyn Jones an up- holstered cloak room on the roof of the High School building for use at recess only. nf the Qilaaz nf 1931 To Coy Chaw the sole right to disre- gard traltic rules on the second floor only. To Billy Sibson the position of chauffer- ing the town car of the Misses Bagg and Chynoweth. To Hob O'Bryan a permanent seat in the front of the Athletic Bus. To Palma Goodnough a pogo stick that she may derive all the thrills of horse back riding without the dangers of a long fall. To John Locke the title of Joe Passion jointly held the last four years by Doug Tupper and Norton Vtfilson. To Arthur Sylvester a fully equipped lab- oratory in which to experiment with his many inventions. To Lula Wfatts our permission to publish her treatise on Men and Their VVays. To Pat Ryan an automatic alarm clock to wake him up when he is called on in class. To Gordon LeBert a rattle and three sticks of licorice. . ' To Betty Crane and Chub Ferriter we bequeath the rear steps of the High School building on which to engage in con- versation with Puzz NVatson, both before and after school hours. To John Latchis an everlasting roll of life savers. To John Annand a second-hand bicycle in order that he may never be late to school. To Alice Chase and Evelyn Tupper the charter of non-union league of conversation- alists of America, meetings to be held every recess in the main room. To Si Tracy the title of generalissimo supremd' of the football bucket squad. To Sherb Lovell, Stew Barney's Friar Tuck disposition and ostrich appetite. All the rest, residue, and remainder of our property, whatever kind, nature and con- dition, we give, devise and bequeath to the class of 1935. Lastly we hereby appoint Tiny Mastaler executor of this, our last W'ill and Testa- ment: hereby revoking all former wills made by us. In witness whereof, we have hereunto sub- scribed our names the first day of June in the year nineteen hundred and thirty-one. -FRANcEs ELIZABETH DUNLEVX' -HARLAN VVILLIAM Cox Testators for the Class of 1931 133 Wie whose names are hereunto subscribed, do certify that on the first day the testators above named, names to this instrument in and at the same time declared last VVill and Testament of 1931, and requested us to sign of June. 1931 signed their our presence, this to be the the Class of our names as witnesses to the execution thereof, which we do in the presence of the Testators and of each other on the day of the date of said Xlfill. Signed: -C. TYIENZIES MILLER -DR. GRACE BURNET1' CROXVELL -FRED H. HARRIS CLASS ESSAY tContinued from page 63 newspaper headlines may read, l'Financier a Suicide-Stock Market Blamedf' VVhat has Adventure given to him? It has taken all-and given-nothing. XVhatever Adventure means to the world, or whatever it does to the world, it develops characteristics which no one can spurn. Chivalry, fairness, courage, braveness, and grit are created, and from them come honor, truth, and faith. As we leave high school to go out into the world, with no one to prompt or to help us in our decisions we should remember these traits. This great Adventure of Life is just start- ing for us, and we are reaching our arms out eagerly and hungrily trying to get all its pleasures and joys in one breath. The world is ours for the asking, to do what we will with it-it's ours. lvhat shall we do? Lean back and let the other fellow do it, or run ahead of the crowd and reach the goal first? Vifhich will you do? The Spirit of Adventure doesn't intend that we shall step back and let the other fel- low do it. Luck or chance doesn't mean a thing. It is only hard work that eventually wins, and places us at the top of the ladder. Let us not be satisfied, and sit down half- way up the hill of Life. Let's push on straight to the end, with a great and glowing Finish, hand in hand with Adventure! -EVELYN ADAM. FINIS

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12 S-She does. She had a 11oble soul and a kind heart. Her greatest work for humanity was the making of bigger and cheaper false teeth. 1-Good old Gretchen! Scene XI-Buttonrdfsky, Rrrssia S-There was another noble soul in our class, Eleanor Sexton. She strove hard, overcoming each obstacle that she found in her way. If she could not remove an obstacle, she plowed around it, and she always had time enough for courtesy. At last they made her a sexton. 2-And how about Art Boyd? S-He played Big League baseball for the Hinsdale Hyenas. If I remember rightly they licked the Algiers Algaes, under the management of Cy Underwood. 1-I remember. That was a great game. And here's Ockie Ekberg's tomb. It says something about music. VVas he a musician? S-VVhy surely. He was the one that stepped into Fritz Kreisler's shoes. They were a little too big for him but he managed. And he was accompanied on the piano by Viola Hertzberg. He wanted to marry her but she said he was too temperamental. 2-W hat happened to our baby-eyed Hazel? S-Hazel had a merry life. She was drafted by the movies to till the roles once taken by Louise Fazenda and Zazu Pitts. 1--And Doug Tupper? Scene XII-Kalamazzoo S-Here! fReadsD- Here lies Doug Tupper in the dust In which he worked. He became the millionaire street cleaner, making a fortune out of his book, The Memoirs of a Street Cleaner. 2-Here's a great one. A sylph-like figure of a girl. It was Gretchen Schorling after a pearl. S-Gretchen became a pearl-diver and got more pearls than all the others com- bined, but one day a shark was extra hungry. Quick, where's my-sniff, sniff -handkerchief. l and 2-Mine, too? S-And Raymond Koski. He became a Howling Dervisll. They say that he sure could howl some. But he frightened so many little children that they finally made him stay in captivity. Sfmt' XIII-Orrvlmflmz.-yu 2-CReadsj- Let it be said that Muriel Foley Lived and loved and died quite solely For the own good sake of Muriel Foley . S-Muriel, although in high school the most generous and lovable of characters, early in life became embittered against the world and decided to go in for the THE DIAL worship of Self. And did you hear about Marjorie NVillian1s? She became a very successful flea-trainer. It was said that her fleas grew to love her so that every- where that Marjorie went her Heas were sure to go. l-CReadsj- VVe never saw a prettier sight Than red pajamas on Pat Wfhitef' S-Miss XVhite, who lived to the grand old Sr age of 113 years, attributes her long life to red flanuels. vue XI l '-Paris 2- C Reads J - Here lies the body of Lucille VVhitney She died while fighting with a j itney. S-Lucille became secretary of the Eiffel Tower Novelty Co. of Paris. Then one day she stopped in front of a taxi. 1-And boy, read this one: Here lies the body of Peg Cram, She was a dear, sweet little lamb. S-She certainly was! She became head of the XVoman's Purity League. Her re- forms are known all over the country. She even reformed that hardened old sinner, Ernie Kall. She remarked after- ward that he was the toughest proposi- tion she ever tackled. l-VV ell here are the remains of XVendell Dix. .2-Xvas he a runner after leaving school? S-I'll say he was, he became a runner for a New York Bank. After running for ten years he Finally was killed by hi- jackers. l-CReadsj- Here the remains of Chamberlain lie CX!-l-22-P32114 -!-YD .Z-Ken Chamberlain, the famous mathe- matician. S-He was famous, all right. He was the 1... Einstien of his age. He at last proved that the moon was flat and so died con- tent. Pay honor, pay homage to XVilliam Mundell. ' The poet who never from virtue fell. as S-Wlilliam was a living example of the fact that immortal poets are not necessarily immoral. The class poem was only the first of his masterpieces. Seem' XV-Peoria 1- Here lies Alice MacKay Always charitable, always philanthropic. She let not her left hand know Xvhat her right hand did. Z-XVhew, some epitaph. S-Yes, she wrote it herself. 2- Here lie Marion and Rowena Barrett Joined in death as they were in life. 1-VVere they joined in life? S-Wfhy, certainly, they were co-authors of stories for girls. They wrote the Pretty Polly Series which was such a smashing success. After their book Pretty Polly in Pategonia was published, so many people became interested in Pategouia that the population increased one hun- dredfold in a week. It was immediately after this that the two girls died of athlete's foot. 2-Here is Alberta Bowker's tomb. 1-She was another psychoanalyst wasn't she ? S-Yes, she died of a nervous breakdown Sr brought on by overwork. She had just psychoanalyzed J. Stewart Barney. vue XVI-New York l- VVe heard a shriek and a tearing moan. It was only DeVVitt with a saxaphonef' 2-So he was a music master. S-Yes, he was the Rudy Vallee of his age. But at last an irate college student ended his career with a well placed cocoanut. 2- C Reads J - Gerald Allen 1913-1984 1-Judas, Tuffy Allen, the actor! Did he succeed in his profession, Spirit? S-I'll say he did, he took the part of Presi- dent Hoover in the historical moving picture Hard Times. That was the crowning event of his career but he also appeared in many other productions. l- Q Readsj- Roses and tears for Madeline Chase, She simply couldn't stand the pace. S- M became the champion marathon dancer of the United States but it was a tough grind and at last she broke down physically. l-Here's jack Dube's grave. CReadsD- Jack was just a gigolof' 2-'Nuff said. S-Yea, too much. 1- C Reads J - .Z-I Bill Cox, 1910-1933 . Here lie the remains of H. NVilliam Cox 1, He died defending his bright-hued sox. always knew he would get it some day. S-Yes, Bill was cut, down in the flower of his youth by a member of the anti-noise squad. f 2-Say, here's Doris Eldridge's final resting place. S-Yeah, she was the defendant in a breach- of-promise suit. The judge gave her fifteen days and costs of a dollar. VVhile in prison she was under the watchful eyes of sister Marjorie, who then had the responsible position of prison matron. You remember Marjorie always did keep watch over her sister. l--I donlt see Joe Holiday's grave any- where. Is he still living? S-No, he's among the immortals. Old 1- Gabriel got too old and couldn't do any triple-tonguing, so they sent a hurry-call to Joe and he gave them a break. I had planned on seeing him up above, but they didn't send me to the right place. Tough luck! fContinued on page 451

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14 THE DIAL 3 EVELYN RUTH ADAM- Evy Red Her auburn tresses flowing free, A carefree jolly way hath she. Evy has a praiseworthy record scholastically due to her remarkably quick and clever mind. A happy disposition is also her lot. Chorus, The Pirate's Daughter, Ig Glee Club, 2, 3, 45 Advanced Chorus, 1, Z: Business Practice Club, 2, 3, 4, Vice-President, 3, President, 3,' Class Secretary, Ig Assistant Class Treasurer, 3,' Vice-President S. A. S., 45 School Play Committees, 3, 4,' Dial Typist, 4g Connecticut Valley Commercial Teacher's Contest, 3, 4g Secretary to Miss Stubbs, 35 Secretary to Mr. Haigh, 45 Vermont State Music Festival, 4, Class Essay,' Silver B. DOROTHY HOWARD AIKEN- Dot Oh for a look of that bonny black eye! Dot is one of the best French students in the course. Moreover, she is a whiz on the basket- ball court. Glee Club, French Club, 3, 4, President, 4. W GERALD EDWARD ALLEN- TuHie His worth is honor All the world approved. TuFtie is truly an asset to our class. His quiet reserved manner bespeaks a most likeable nature and consequently h1s friends are many. Dial Board, 4g Dramatic Club, 4g Trajic Ojicer, 4,' Cast T he Goose Hangs High, 4. JOHN STEWART BARNEY- Stew ' A merrier man I never spent an hour's talk withal. Did you ever notice Stew's contagious laugh? Besides being our honorable president he excels in dramatics, music, athletics, and, in fact, nearly every class activity. Class President, 4,' Dial Board, 3, 4, Advertising Manager, 4,' Student Council, 3,' Football Letterman, 4,' Spotlight Board, 3,' Dramatic Club, 3, 4, President, 4g Cast, The Goose Hangs High, 4,' Debating Club, 3, 4,' Band, 1, Z, 3, 4g Orchestra, 1, 2, 3, 4: Glee Club, I, 2, 4,' Chorus, The Pirate's Daughter, 1,' Chorus Why The Chimes Rang, 4,' Commencement Chorus, 1, 2, 35 Traffic Ojicer, 4,' Junior Bazaar Committee, 3,' Freshman Party Committee, 4, School Play Committee, 4,' Pres-ident's Address, 4,' Vermont State Music Festival, 45 Tennis Letterman, 4. MARION EDNA BARRETT- Mae And thy smiles are as free as the air of spring. Marion has a wonderful disposition. We are sure that wherever she goes her merry, care-free way will wm her friends. Spotlight Board, 3, Glee Club, 2, 4,' Advanced Chorus, 1, Z, 3, 4, French Club, 3, 4,' Big Sister Club, 4, Junior Bazaar Committee, 3. ' I -s