Branson High School - Buccaneer Yearbook (Branson, MO)

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RQE 4,336 B G WHEE Lb wt-mn THEY WERE se ' EQNIE Tomorrow Today s greatest labor savrng devtce Love 15 lrke a poker game tt takes a pa1r to open she gets a flush he shows dramonds and II ends wrth a full house Wrse guy boardrng the streetcar Well Noah rs the Ark full'7 Conductor Nope we need one more Jackass come on 1n I dont know how to f1110UlIh1S questron What rs rt It says Who was your mother be fore shewas marr1ed'7 and I d1dn t have any mother before she was marrred He stood on the budge at mrdntght And trckled her wrth hrs toes But he was only a mosqurto And he stood on the budge of her nose Drd you he ar the story about the c ross eyed teacher who couldn t con trol her pup1ls Woman a rag a bone and a hank of harr 31' Two sprnsters were drscussrng strangely enough men 1 Whrch would you prefer most 1n your husband brarns wealth or ap pearance'7 Appearance snapped the second and the sooner the better Do you know the dtfference between a popular gtrl and an unpopular g1rl'? Yes and no Ittakesa lot of expenence for a grrl to krss lrke a begrnner Well my boy sa1d the mtmster to the lrttle 3 year old what drd Santa Claus brrng you 'P Aw he brought me a ltttle red cha rr but II s no good rt s got a hole rn the bottom Says the father to the prospecttve son rn law The boywho gets my daughter w1ll get a prrze May I please see 1t'7 Lots of guys have good looktng gxrls but tt sthe rce man who always gets hrs ptck What s your worst SIII7 My vamty I spend hours before the mtrror admrrrng my beauty Heck that s not van1ty that's rmagt natron A word of advrce don t grve rt 23 Hey' yelled Satan to the new ar rr val You act as rf you owned the place' I do came the reply My w1fe gave rt to me before I dxed Son What s a coed? Dad A coed is somethrng that puts enloyment rnto colleges and takes edu carton out He nry Morgan on the premrere of hrs TV show came up wxth an old but accurate weather forecast Muggy to morrow he sard followed by Tuggy Weggy and Thurggy' Pardon me but you look ltke Helen Green S e I know but Ilook worse tn prnk Please e Oh just thts once S e Oh rt won t hurt e I sard defrnttely not Aw heck mom all the other krds are gomg barefoot Well the other nrght at hrs grrl s house the lrghts went out and he spent the eventng ttnkenng wtth the fuses Just fancy that sard the proud mother They have promoted htm for htttrng the sergeant They have made htm a court martlal Daughter Why drd you marry mother? Father So y o u r r e begrnnrng to wonder too? A ghost came through the wall Just as rf tt wasn t there Yeh What drd you do? Went through the other wall exact ly the same way He Why 1s1t you have so many boy fr1ends'7 She I grve up Do you know who the frrst sound engrneer was'7 No who'7 Adam he furnrshed the parts for the frrst loud speaker The major menaces on the hrghway today are the drunken drtvers thumb ers trytng to get rrdes and one armed drtvers In short form h1c h1ke and U2 Is there anythrng worse than bemg old and bent'7 Yes berng young and broke v f A a ' T I C H , ' '. ' ' ' ' - Hezv - ' A . . t . hp ' L . s . . . . - , ' ' , H : . ' 5 ag N sf 1 NO.. I l A' . A ' Hl'?:: N6. . ' fy rv Io Q ' - He: , ' ' , Zi. V V . ' : 1 . . , , G He: I , , , ' i ,.., A' A I -- , , . me R Man--a brag, a groan, and a tank of So you think Jack's stupid. W'hy? ff E i. ,' ' ' ' ' T . . . 7 ' .... In L' Le . . . ' ' . A , ., ' n , , ' h . l -- ' '