Braham High School - Echo Yearbook (Braham, MN)

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1 ,101-mpn1-1u11apu1 1ncsn:n1 1: 1 1 -1- 1 101 v1 1 1 :1 1:1 1 101 hiv JOKES This is the Joke Department. We are picked to write this up because we are accustomed to copying. The result is that we collected most of the old jokes we could find for we wanted to be sure that they would all be jokes. This is supposed to be the funny part but the funny part of it is, it isn't so funny after all. Dcn't blame us, blame the one who wrote them first. You will find the twenty-four best jokes on pages 10 to 16 inclusive. We will not sign our names as that would be tco big a joke. -Staff H. A., '25- One of them young fellers from the city tried to sell me the Wool worth building. L. S., '25- What did you say? H. A. - I says Alright, wrap it up'. Mr. Udden- Clarence Skjod, what are the steps in the formation cf alcohol? Clarence- Germinatic n, fermentation, distillation, intoxication, conversation. FOOLISHNESS Eric- Do you know Isabelle ? Harvey- Isabelle Who ? Eric- Is-a-bell necessary on a bicycle? Mae- I have a date with Arthur tonight. Joyce- A date- with Arthur who? Mae- With Arthur Mometerf' four - thermometerl Bill over telephone to Verner- Hello, is this Jim ? Verner- Jim? No !- Jim who? Bill- Gym-nasium! I just called up to see how the dumbells were! THE PEA SOUP VARIETY Deckhand Drowns in Log Despite Hero's Efforts NOTHING DOING The Domestic Science teacher had found her class of girls reluctant in their writing of Cooking compositions. At last she conceived a great idea to stimulate their interest - to write an account of a dinner. It seemed that she was successful. With one exception, the girls threw themselves at the task and envolved youthful masterpieces. The backward one chewed reluctantly at her pen and was then struck by a burst of genius. When the teacher opened her paper, it read: ' Soup burnt: No dinner. 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 :1 1 :1 1 :1:1 10101v1v1n1n1q1v1s1-v1u1o1o1n1u1 1:11

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oioieuioiojojujlvj4n1o1o14vjo1u1oj1nicaj1-1oj1u14r11p1oj4oio T .. THE DAYS' LOG 6:00 A. M. Rooster crows. 6. 6. 6: 6: 6. '40 15 The alarm wakes Patch. 159g Patch shies a shoe at the clock. 30 35 rf 7:00 7: 15 7:25 7:30 7:45 7:55 8. 8. 8: 8: 00 02 05 25 8:30 8: 8: 35 40 8:45 8: 8: 9. 9. 9: 9: 9: 9: 10 10 10 11 11 11 11 11 11 12 12 12 12 55 Jerry gets up so he can put his long pants on. Leslie starts waking Lunemann. Elsie gets up and trys to pick a dress for the day. Leslie calls Lunemann again. Early birds get started for school. Patch wakes up and journeys down to store. Luneman still sleeping. Stroud rolls into town. Orlo and Floyd get breakfast. Lunemann gets up. Miss Widing receives her daily epistle at the post ofiice. Raymond and gang arrive from Rice Lake. Teachers are eating toast and coffee at restaurant. First bell calls many from their slumbers. Wallace rolls out of bed. Girls begin to gather in cloak room. Lunemann arrives. Last bell rings. 55l,fg Every one in his own seat. '00 01 02 14 30 56 00 30 45 00 15 20 30 35 50 02 20 :35 :45 Tardy bell rings- Morning exercises begin. Wallace arrives out of breath. Wesley falls in. Geometry and English I classes file out. Eric makes some startling discoveries in Geometry. Physics class passes down to the lab. Girls in Physics class formulate some entirely new laws of gravita- tion. All are studying QYJ in assembly. English III class starts arguing. Argument becomes hot. Argument becomes hotter. Bell stops argument. Everyone feels hungry. Hunger worse. Hunger worser. Relief. Country pupils finish dinner. Town students plod their weary way back again. Assembly room is noisy. 1:00 First bell rings. 1:05 Assembly is in an uproar. 1:10 Bell rings- Noise stops. 1:30 New Latin dictionary is being unearthed. s11vi111r14l4ni1 n 1s1e