Brady High School - Bulldog / Spotlight Yearbook (Brady, MT)

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Hi] llllltllll T It K S 1 0 T I. I 0 I! 'I MMIMIMIHMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIMliMIIMMlMIIIIIIII HIHHIIIIIIHIIIMIIIIHMMIIIIMI OUHIHIII Mil Hill llll IMIllllIMM Jill III IIIHIIIIItMIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII II MlllllllIrfMHItlUIIIIIIIIIMMIIIIIIIMIIIIIMIHHi T HE CLASS V I L L Ladies :iml (ientlemen, Hoard of Kdneation, Superintendent, Teachers, and Fellow Schoolmates: 1 rpon flit behalf of my elient, thetMass of Itrady High School of Hie Tity of Itrady, State of Montana, t inted Stale» of Amerira, I have called yon together u|»on this solemn and serious occasion to listen to her last will and testament, and to receive from her dying hand, tlie few gifts she wishes to bestow in her last moment», providing they will lie used to advantage. (hitting loose so rapidly from life, and finding ao many things of such gigantic proportions that need her attention should Is attended to before tin» end should come upon her. As tlie result of this announcement, a wild scene took place amidst the frantic pleading and scrambling among her friends for that so long coveted glory; but she has tried to be just, as well as unselfish, and will distribute her gifts among those who will make the best use of the talents that have served her so faithfully during these four strenuous years. Such things as she sup posedly has, she will hereby give into your |Misses ion, hoping that they will lie treasured as a sacred trust of the one who lias gone before. Stop! Look! Listen! One and all, while I read a document, as duly drawn up and sworn to by t lie Senior Mass of We, the class of in nine individual and distinct parts, lieing about to pass out of the sphere of education, with fid I-possessed and crammed minds, with a well-trained memory and superhuman understanding, will make and publish this, our last will and testament. As to such estate, as it has pleased our brains and strong hands to win for ns, we do dispose of the same at any cost. Now is your chance to make a good bid Juniors, Sophomores, mid Freshmen. Item I : To the Kmdv High School we leave our dear memories and good exam phi to the other classes. Item II: To the faculty, who have been onr instructors in all the wisdom of the ages, we extend our sincere appreciation and heartfelt gratitude, and the whole unlimited wealth of onr memory. All the valuable information, IhHIi startling and amazing, we furnished litem in our examination pa] ers. We hope that all this information will help them in the future. Item III : To our principal and class sponsor, we extend our deepest grat- itude and sincere appreciation in advising ami helping ns along the path in the house of darkest shadows. Last of all, we iKojneath to him our knowledge of marriage and divorce.

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✓ T II K S I'll T I. Mi II T [IT iiiiiiiiiiiiiHitniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKiMinniiHiiiiiiMiiimnimiiiuiitm. Itoni I V : To Miss lUakc we express our most heartfelt gratitude for her instructions and knowledge of Knglish, also, her grief in coaching tin Senior play. Item V: To Mr. Hawley we extend all our gratitude for tin grief we have given him this year. We dedicate to him all our knowledge in physics. Item VI : To the Juniors we bequeath the seats next to the windows, our dignity and ability to disturb the assembly at any time, and the privilege of editing the high school paper. Item VII : To the Sophomores we leave good manners and the right to do as we pleas in the physics class. Item V 11 I: To the Freshmen we dedicate our ability to keep quiet on all occasions. Individually we will the following: Hazel ISerland dedicates her supposed dignified manners and true affections for (.eland tinnier to horothy I Jake. Lyle iVnix will lxM|ueath his meanness and truant ways to .Marjorie Italian). Myrtel liowman gives his power over the fair sex to hale Fait. Myrtel says he cannot psirt with his beauty, as he feels he will need it in the near future. Angus Rose will leave his carving and artistic ability to Teddy Morhnrt. Mary Rose willingly leaves her persuading ways and free flow of conver- sation to FI In Schlepp. Remal Leary gives without hesitation his ability to talk fast to Reo ighill. (’I if ford Curtis will bequeath his game leg to Lein ml t larner. Raul Armstrong gives, willingly, his expert advice to Ruth liver. Kathryn Ward gives her avoirdupois, her wee temper, and ability to play basketball to Helen Froebel. IN WTTNKSS WIIKRIJlF, The Senior Class of HJ2t», to this last will and testament, hereunto set their hands and seal this 28th day of May, A. I). RJ21). Signed and declared the last will of the class of '211 by the Senior (’lass of 211, in the presence of all members. (skar I The Class of 1!l2tl. Kathkvn Waku. Attorney.