Bradley University - Anaga Yearbook (Peoria, IL)

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' B adley A o ces S5 Ill0Tuiti nl r ByDICKLIEN n It is a funny time of year. It comes, in its autumn maj- ty, just after the September Sillinesa of the new football ason goes away and before the March Madness of basket.- ll's final days. We call it October Omni ten d it is grand fection inqeed. Writers affhpgted it get tt: thinkilrgrifhgi sorts of impossible things could happen. Like this, for instance: 'D Qn fl good day, maybe Bradley's football tum could :Infect 140015111 8 Same of whatever it is those lads down there play is turdgy afternoons. Sd WS imP0ssible, pf course, but you'll have to admit this e hgs yast potential. If the Illini aren't busy Jan. 1 land More ns lnttle doubt that they won't bei, maybe we could fix M a game for them with the Braves. 1 ml' I I We could call it a bowl Halle, or something like that. and l1fl Wh0le lol of people could come and watch. They would all I ve 19 be Bradley' Sllldfllm. lhoullh. because must adult Peo- ms just don't like cgllgge football and by that time nobody vI !l wifnttao watch lllmols anymore. Not even Pete Elliott, If s s I ere. ivl PFOUIINY. to keep thc game even, Bradley wnuldn't pass TY OYQCII for nobody wants to soc those fellows catch the bull cury time the quurlerlmck throws it. Even Northwestern, 'Fpnch :gt nn on-tho-slnot-conference between couches and play- rs decided not to more 100 points, was merciful. :fi M In f3lil'Ilt'SS to Illinois, thoughjit should be pointed out that fylqlenlllini are in such a horrible predicament because the fine Inzh school athletes in this state are not .loyal to the state Kari-.'un':aity. They are going away to school, to places like lnwa gi al Ohm Stale and Nonhwcstern and they are playing their .mntlmll there. u pgn. J wi Couch Elliott decries this. If we are to improve Illinois Qtball, he says, these outstanding boys must come to Cham- 735' Maybe we could play our game in Bloomington, Pete El- iw-tt's home town. Surely a lot of the hometown folk would mt to come out and watch. A If we were to play our ple in BKQHIUII, would then in he someone in the crowd wha could think back to when etc and his brother Bump were sensations In the local high fl Y leir football at Michigan. ool? They were among the statin belt. All they played ,H Cupid Has His Annual Dayg IP if: By msn? mwcz 1 f' ny .lumr FISCIIEIR lim that the null!! with lk dnoorayngn colde :Q clams at eight dcloskc for 3li'00dCll.l holde Lfwh bathed very tree la with ' wlolr :maketh fall the led ld lic e flour Wm that unto chords OVOY, all We bright been lakes Mum- nu the um ua lm sr wrecks, ,pp pink pills have habla! only ,H,1notlent'l alle, It Modest: have night Ip ol lflllllfd olde, Im lone: folk ta ISI Us hlln Chilli. n nut into doggy will lilci- il on chmod Iliff lhdnodnlly from ovary bruno ! :wan union, nmol, nd pr- lly JUDY YISCIIBI Ilene the Itllc Christan bells, lilvnhln. What 1 world ol tllhp lid lhllr tlllslag he-tolls. lov they llllil. llllll. iilll. ln thoeodealpus slr! lla! they ffl' u ovary :Illia ltihlfs but hgh: to tingle lnutlclptln nn All the Kill!! Ill all puking. lldlg wildly to all In inning dolly, llllllg gladly, llinlag idly to Ill ln, Throwing union In the sultan, ltllyllg vlllly, studying lard, Gflllflf out that one Iut paper, Writing nt A Christan ard, Knplsg lllq, dna, tllo, ll 5 DSC lnllc rhyqg, To the thdanhlatla that so luocqntlfiulil, from the balls, holla, bella, bella, holla, balls, hill, Frau the can and pouvsaaoua- hg Chriltlu holla. The Beanie Tradition Much to the chagrin of Bradley B-Club members who en- joy chasing Bradley freshmen around campus in the name of acmraditiong the annual Green Beanie Bonanza appears to This prompts us to make a few observations. No one seems to be missing them. Freshmen girls are happy because those darn things were always interfering with much pampered hair styles anyway. Neither are freshmen dismayed over this failure to further cultivate-with the aid of paint buckets- one of Bradley? swred traditions. They never really enjoyed lookgng like L bunch of refugees from an off-beat monastery any ow. And to many faculty members-who were frustrated at their own inability to distinguish Beanie A from Beanie B -thq deaq tggggggsljapresentsgustep tqward the mature audi The following 'Guest EdltorInl was reprinted ln the Oregon State Dally Barometer 0l September 21, 1982. Originally, it appeared in the September 12, 1962 luuo.of the Daily Californian. The Rushing Game Many campus co-eds play a rather exciting game a couple times each year. It's called sorority rush and it's really stimu- lating fun. The rules of the game are, not so oddly enough, very simple. There are two teams participating: the inners and the outa-rs. Simply. the object in for the outers to be absorbed by the inncrs with enough ceremony to give both sides the il- lunion that thc cntiro bit is meaningful. A very rigid training program is necessary tor the game to he run smoothly: In other words keeping everyone too busy to realize how ridiculous they look. The inners learn such ed- lfalionul practices am how to light solneone's cigarette in the pruper manner: how to nit on n rug, at the same time look- ing sophisticated: and how to converse on an absorbing intel- ledual level. Me-mm-hilv. hm-k on the hill, the outers are also given wurthwhilv training. llnw to light their cigarettes when the girl hulalimz tha- match is shaking the flame nervously: how ln make lb inner ful-I sophisticated while sprawled out over u rung: mul how in liste-n to a less than shallow conversation and make thu- nth.-r believe it sounds ubsurhimz. Tha-n. much tm :noun-anytime less than never is too noon-R-aluy lrush day! arrives: tension mounts, pulses quick- en, you knmv. sm if something important was happening. The entire campus holds its breath. mainly because all the eos- meticn being um-d make it terribly difficult to do much else. The uutors descend from their lofts, down. down to the gn-vk-luln-lvd dwelling below. Drcssed'in party clothes, gleam- ing wilh mslcntutioun newness. they come, championing the cama-n of nulvety, coyness. and virginity. The inners smile, the outera smile. The af fair looks like a toothpaste commercial. But then comes the moment-of-truth. The inner! distrib- ute their hidu to the outcra: they have made their choices based on extensive contact with outera, maybe tau minutes of amor- phoun convernution. It In said In the rule-bool: of the f1NltIllQ that the winner In the girl who receives a bid from t 0 homo of lor choice. In truth. the winner ll the eo-od who was slut enough not to play the lame at all. Elliot Sicilian!!! Oxford vs. BU Tonight Oxford vs. Bradley. Sound strange? There are very few fields In which Oxford University of England and Bradley University could compete, but one of these fields-debating-will be explored this evening at 7 o'- clock in Jobat Auditorium. At that time, William Nadal and John lebonnell of Ox- ford wlll debate against Charles Roth and Douglas Ducate ,of Bradley. The topic for debate will be, Resolved: That com- munint China should bo admitted to membership in the United Nations at once. Area Jaeoplo as well as students are invited to view the :iobttaan tg attend a reception in tho Btudsnt Center follow H0 . IVITI D I Was Born This article is an answer to the UGLY rumor going around campuS that I was never born. I stategin all sincerity that I was not a fig' ment of my parent's imaginatwn- To set the record straight I check- ed the family-tree and under one of the broken branches I found .a diary kept by my parents. This ns what really happened . . . Oncscore and two years ag0 my parents brought forth to thefse United States a new baby, concew- ed for laughs and dedicated to the proposition that he too could be equal. Since then they have been engaged iw a great conflict, test- ing how long their baby Ol' any baby so conceived and so spastic can be endured. The parents of the world met and had a great debatf about that conflict. They Came U dedicate a university as a place ti send these babies. It was altogethl er fitting and proper that they dic this, besides it was their money. But in a larger sense, I canno1 consecrate - I cannot dedicate - I cannot Hallow - the way the: dumpvd us. The brave men am women, living and dead, who rem this paper you have the power te add or subtract. The world wil little note, nor try to remembe: what I say here, but it can neve' forget if it trys bo remember. I is for us the living, rather, to b1 dedicated to the unfinished worl which was so nobly advanced ye nevertheless unfinished. It is rather for us bo be here de dicated to the great task that wa nevc r finished - our education With this in mind I highly resolv -that this university, under Va: Arsdalc, shall have a new birth 0 leaminf:-and that the universit, of the student, by the student anw for the student shall not monk around. -DAVE TRASI I4 any 4, png, The Thats Chl Winter Formal, Blue leo Fantasy , vu hold sz fm W . .. .i... . I C . I Scarlet Rzbbmgs , Y By JACK WALSH mapping his suspondon. Ho was Q, i I H have always had a tender spot greeted by a 0h01'I-I:-9fL0'Yl:Hfhd lggggm-.gn Chief JQEN WEIBBBOD r Adviul' Business Mnnnyzer MACK HERNDON JAMES J. DYNAN RICHARD LE sam: U P Aldlfllf Editor! .... ..... IA wrmeo Roh, Sandy Bruce, Dick Lim 1' ,...-.

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5-.rg -'f Earle Four BRADLEY scour .!..1..,.di?- Bradley? Dfea I Fulfillei mmnH's n fV'fW'N'1 QPINIQN ,.., ' Guaranteed To Happen At Bradley This Year -A rumor will circulate that Olive B White dea . - . n of women -'ggengggd Pf the EU8ll8h department is retiring. LAWS .rixfauglf aft department will take offense to one of -E-V-1 Bitter will be accused of being on too many committees. ' -5 nn Smcllef f champion of the Independent smfu-m'r -32225151 gwilgvlxehalcelieast three letters to the Scout. a ' ' . b-:gy action he is forced tcigfigriasse-due to some drsciplm iutfiitgllifaileprglgzlfwgreate a letter to the Scout claiming that thr- - QD fldxre class of one fraternitv will steal another fru- femlll' s trophies. The latter frat will compensate bv steal- ing the.formers trophies. Then they will all bc retnirnwl. -guvsacglldate for office will claim that the ballots were mis- -Al least one major news slorv involving the Vnivernitv will be cloudediby the administration! refusal to disclmreducls hecause this could result in actions detrimental In the hen! Interests of the University. 'The book Store will bill' all 38.00 books for S-1.50 and then ssell them ageiin for 36.50. - omcone wil write a letter . -' ' - . Scout is anthcreeku to the Scout chummg thnt tha -At least one sociology instructor will he accused of being: a communist. -At least one senior will fail to make his grades because hc mxssed a convocation or a lecture arts. -The SC B A will spell out Merry Christmas or Happv Egstern or some other such greeting: on the S,C, cnfegeg-iQ. windows with at least one letter missing. -Mabel, at the Velvet Freeze. will become distraught at the actions of some Bradley students: hut she'II feel better at the end of the night when she adds up the d:ry's receipts. -The proprietors of local establishments will insist thev don't really need the Bradley students' business. ' -Two Greek organizations will withdraw from Homecoming Stunt Show. -Stan, the campus cop, will reluctantly hand out thousands of tickets, but only for unquestionable violations. -Those who take great delight in pointing out all of the flaws in the Greek system, will go to Homecoming, witness the Greeks' Stunt, and the Greeks' house dec, and then complain that the Bradley campus is too Greek centered. l4:.:-171.-..4...Tc .. ,1':-?-.L3.?:-,..f--..-.:...-. .- .. - ,., ,, So the student decides it's time to stop testing the per- -J .W. 'I severance of the OSS. He reports as told, is ushered into a small room by an OSS staff member, and is asked to sit down. A conversation of the following nature ensues: You have been missing class rather frequently haven't you? Yes, I have. u , We have three cuts in E nglls h and three in History marked here on your card. Yes, that sounds about right. - Why have you been missing class? Well, you see I'm kind of busy and it's hard for me to ak 't ll th time. . 4 m Ellsei. Weil, try to make it in the future would you? Yes, I will. Thank you for coming. ' D I And so it goes . . . until the next time. We suggest a strf-. fer penalty, if there must be a penalty. How about having the student write: I will not cut class anymore 25 times n piece of paper At least his time will not be totally wast- gdflle can' practlce.his penmanship. -JW Bradley To Install 'N . Tw, I Tru-lt .Sl five 111-i I Was Three A girl named rrhuu-her-face lives nest door. I hate her. She plays with rubber dolls, nukes rocky mud pics, and tones runs lt. llll. She is s ht. little rst. Yes- terday she said that I wus the personlficszion of all the evil in the world and that unless I chanc- ed my rrsys I would be struck by lightning snd my nose would fsll off. She told me to zo home or she would cell her daddy. who is the world's strongest msn, and he would hit me. I told her that my daddy was God and unless she shut-up l would have him destroy her family. Then when she turned her buck, I cut. off one of her doll's toes. The Ist rst.'s doll will walk no more. l went home to tall: to mom and ssl: ber embarrssrinz questions. Whenever she blushes st one of my questions I know that the an- swer ls secret. Like when l asked from. From you would my nipple- turned red her where babies came the look she gave me think I wus turning ln bottle for s beer. She and said that people just wished for bsbies and if they were lucky and wished hard enough they got one. Lies. I wished mighty herd for two weeks and l didn't even tum up s pet nt. let slone s baby. Thank God for Ralph Jock- ey-shorts. Ralph Jockeyshorts was the neighborhood fsctfinder. He would find the answer to any question for only s penny. If you didn't have s penny he would tell you anyway, if you gave him food. Ralph hung out at the vacant lot because he felt that being close to nature was very important for' factfinders. Actually his parents didn't want him around the house. Once his father whipped him be- cause of a game he liked to play. The game was called gotcha. He would sneak up on his father, point. his rear in his !at.her's face,- drop his pants and yell, GOT- CHA.' 'He then proceeded to show his father a flying got.cha ' and the old man hauled off and belted him. Now Ralph, of flying gotehs tame, lpendr all his time st the Vacant lot. -Dave Trask T-' .Q.v-' 11 I 7' A Girl Like Who? If typewrlters were lsunchln pads, the clung-.tn . fines of the University 'Theatre hgadquarters in Bradley? 1 would be Cape Canaveral on its most lrmominious day. The shooting schedule originally announced by the tl ter for the current lesson included s stellar probe via J Anoullh s Becket ss the second croject. Mysteriously, a 11 cr. but successfully tested vehlc of drama was set up in place-Tea and 8 thy. BUT!! WBRQ barn up on the launching pod due to I of trained personnel and the lrascible temperament of Car male lead. Something was cuckoo in Cocoa Beach. Hastlly thrown into the last-minute Iurch was s relati' unproven experimental bit christened by its creator. 'A Like I. Its creator was none other than Project Director fylrlc himself. who put his name to lyrics. music, book dun-1-tion for the cabaret musical parody. NPN' UNH- DPW MMM. new parts. new faces could not lfllllf the old configuration ol Cagrlek Whatever Happr to Lmaln Lu Marr? however. s production that was launc hauulyu-me-lv Inst full. WIIETI-IER IT was the pressure of the theater's ra. mvc or mr-rely n whim that brought the dictum. the redes im' uf tha- old machinery somehow cost it its ability to l.ik4- tripiinz to convert u 3-ms stick to a Polaris. failure lllr'l'llZl n 0. When the production was touched off last week in Snulvm Venti-r Ballroom. -someone obviously failed to cl ln we if ull systems were zo, They weren't. The ship br ly thumln-red up nn its initial power of burlesque and had jo then czrreen--d and collapsed as its column of strength tux to so much ho! air. The delightfully light-hearted Linda La Marr perishe the wn-ckum-. Tm many technicians may spoil the lift-off the case of 'A Girl Like l. it was too many trite theatl tricks. tm much slapstick. and too much garbaze. two ar hall' hours of boring trajectory. that didn't quite succeed. Twenty-one scenes sickened slowly from side-splitting tire to surly slush. Too much. too much. too much. THESE SPARICLED at the outset: Caryl Ziehm, J Rnybourne. John Alclerson, Tom Doman and Jeff Goetz-' Niki Lister, whose face if not her role was a worthy addi to the production. i Creator Cagle described it himself in his program no 'so much hokum. corny gags. had tenors singing had song: some of the worst ot' burlesque. vaudeville and early films and we chose to put it on display tonight. t'I'he program, perhaps, was the best part of the prow t' .l mn Ah well. back to the drawing board . . . er. typewritf Six Get Reserrrclr Awards The following is a list of the Faculty Resear y Awards for 1962-63 made by the Committee on F1 ulty Research and Creative Production at Bradley U Pmifv- The awards consist of cash gifts which are p sentd to faculty members to promote research p jects. The awards were presented to: NAME PROJECT The Use of Plastics in Paintings and Prints Marketing Research Summr Theories of Exploitation one Economic Development A Short-Run Theory of Gross National Product Cast Sculpture in Aluminum and lronse Text for Psychology ef Torn S. Fricano Kenneth L. Richards Robin C. Lindstrom Ronald E. Simmons Nita K. Sunderland Bernard V. Verrlll Afustment BM Computer cnc Station U

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