Bradley University - Anaga Yearbook (Peoria, IL)

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5-.rg -'f Earle Four BRADLEY scour .!..1..,.di?- Bradley? Dfea I Fulfillei mmnH's n fV'fW'N'1 QPINIQN ,.., ' Guaranteed To Happen At Bradley This Year -A rumor will circulate that Olive B White dea . - . n of women -'ggengggd Pf the EU8ll8h department is retiring. LAWS .rixfauglf aft department will take offense to one of -E-V-1 Bitter will be accused of being on too many committees. ' -5 nn Smcllef f champion of the Independent smfu-m'r -32225151 gwilgvlxehalcelieast three letters to the Scout. a ' ' . b-:gy action he is forced tcigfigriasse-due to some drsciplm iutfiitgllifaileprglgzlfwgreate a letter to the Scout claiming that thr- - QD fldxre class of one fraternitv will steal another fru- femlll' s trophies. The latter frat will compensate bv steal- ing the.formers trophies. Then they will all bc retnirnwl. -guvsacglldate for office will claim that the ballots were mis- -Al least one major news slorv involving the Vnivernitv will be cloudediby the administration! refusal to disclmreducls hecause this could result in actions detrimental In the hen! Interests of the University. 'The book Store will bill' all 38.00 books for S-1.50 and then ssell them ageiin for 36.50. - omcone wil write a letter . -' ' - . Scout is anthcreeku to the Scout chummg thnt tha -At least one sociology instructor will he accused of being: a communist. -At least one senior will fail to make his grades because hc mxssed a convocation or a lecture arts. -The SC B A will spell out Merry Christmas or Happv Egstern or some other such greeting: on the S,C, cnfegeg-iQ. windows with at least one letter missing. -Mabel, at the Velvet Freeze. will become distraught at the actions of some Bradley students: hut she'II feel better at the end of the night when she adds up the d:ry's receipts. -The proprietors of local establishments will insist thev don't really need the Bradley students' business. ' -Two Greek organizations will withdraw from Homecoming Stunt Show. -Stan, the campus cop, will reluctantly hand out thousands of tickets, but only for unquestionable violations. -Those who take great delight in pointing out all of the flaws in the Greek system, will go to Homecoming, witness the Greeks' Stunt, and the Greeks' house dec, and then complain that the Bradley campus is too Greek centered. l4:.:-171.-..4...Tc .. ,1':-?-.L3.?:-,..f--..-.:...-. .- .. - ,., ,, So the student decides it's time to stop testing the per- -J .W. 'I severance of the OSS. He reports as told, is ushered into a small room by an OSS staff member, and is asked to sit down. A conversation of the following nature ensues: You have been missing class rather frequently haven't you? Yes, I have. u , We have three cuts in E nglls h and three in History marked here on your card. Yes, that sounds about right. - Why have you been missing class? Well, you see I'm kind of busy and it's hard for me to ak 't ll th time. . 4 m Ellsei. Weil, try to make it in the future would you? Yes, I will. Thank you for coming. ' D I And so it goes . . . until the next time. We suggest a strf-. fer penalty, if there must be a penalty. How about having the student write: I will not cut class anymore 25 times n piece of paper At least his time will not be totally wast- gdflle can' practlce.his penmanship. -JW Bradley To Install 'N . Tw, I Tru-lt .Sl five 111-i I Was Three A girl named rrhuu-her-face lives nest door. I hate her. She plays with rubber dolls, nukes rocky mud pics, and tones runs lt. llll. She is s ht. little rst. Yes- terday she said that I wus the personlficszion of all the evil in the world and that unless I chanc- ed my rrsys I would be struck by lightning snd my nose would fsll off. She told me to zo home or she would cell her daddy. who is the world's strongest msn, and he would hit me. I told her that my daddy was God and unless she shut-up l would have him destroy her family. Then when she turned her buck, I cut. off one of her doll's toes. The Ist rst.'s doll will walk no more. l went home to tall: to mom and ssl: ber embarrssrinz questions. Whenever she blushes st one of my questions I know that the an- swer ls secret. Like when l asked from. From you would my nipple- turned red her where babies came the look she gave me think I wus turning ln bottle for s beer. She and said that people just wished for bsbies and if they were lucky and wished hard enough they got one. Lies. I wished mighty herd for two weeks and l didn't even tum up s pet nt. let slone s baby. Thank God for Ralph Jock- ey-shorts. Ralph Jockeyshorts was the neighborhood fsctfinder. He would find the answer to any question for only s penny. If you didn't have s penny he would tell you anyway, if you gave him food. Ralph hung out at the vacant lot because he felt that being close to nature was very important for' factfinders. Actually his parents didn't want him around the house. Once his father whipped him be- cause of a game he liked to play. The game was called gotcha. He would sneak up on his father, point. his rear in his !at.her's face,- drop his pants and yell, GOT- CHA.' 'He then proceeded to show his father a flying got.cha ' and the old man hauled off and belted him. Now Ralph, of flying gotehs tame, lpendr all his time st the Vacant lot. -Dave Trask T-' .Q.v-' 11 I 7' A Girl Like Who? If typewrlters were lsunchln pads, the clung-.tn . fines of the University 'Theatre hgadquarters in Bradley? 1 would be Cape Canaveral on its most lrmominious day. The shooting schedule originally announced by the tl ter for the current lesson included s stellar probe via J Anoullh s Becket ss the second croject. Mysteriously, a 11 cr. but successfully tested vehlc of drama was set up in place-Tea and 8 thy. BUT!! WBRQ barn up on the launching pod due to I of trained personnel and the lrascible temperament of Car male lead. Something was cuckoo in Cocoa Beach. Hastlly thrown into the last-minute Iurch was s relati' unproven experimental bit christened by its creator. 'A Like I. Its creator was none other than Project Director fylrlc himself. who put his name to lyrics. music, book dun-1-tion for the cabaret musical parody. NPN' UNH- DPW MMM. new parts. new faces could not lfllllf the old configuration ol Cagrlek Whatever Happr to Lmaln Lu Marr? however. s production that was launc hauulyu-me-lv Inst full. WIIETI-IER IT was the pressure of the theater's ra. mvc or mr-rely n whim that brought the dictum. the redes im' uf tha- old machinery somehow cost it its ability to l.ik4- tripiinz to convert u 3-ms stick to a Polaris. failure lllr'l'llZl n 0. When the production was touched off last week in Snulvm Venti-r Ballroom. -someone obviously failed to cl ln we if ull systems were zo, They weren't. The ship br ly thumln-red up nn its initial power of burlesque and had jo then czrreen--d and collapsed as its column of strength tux to so much ho! air. The delightfully light-hearted Linda La Marr perishe the wn-ckum-. Tm many technicians may spoil the lift-off the case of 'A Girl Like l. it was too many trite theatl tricks. tm much slapstick. and too much garbaze. two ar hall' hours of boring trajectory. that didn't quite succeed. Twenty-one scenes sickened slowly from side-splitting tire to surly slush. Too much. too much. too much. THESE SPARICLED at the outset: Caryl Ziehm, J Rnybourne. John Alclerson, Tom Doman and Jeff Goetz-' Niki Lister, whose face if not her role was a worthy addi to the production. i Creator Cagle described it himself in his program no 'so much hokum. corny gags. had tenors singing had song: some of the worst ot' burlesque. vaudeville and early films and we chose to put it on display tonight. t'I'he program, perhaps, was the best part of the prow t' .l mn Ah well. back to the drawing board . . . er. typewritf Six Get Reserrrclr Awards The following is a list of the Faculty Resear y Awards for 1962-63 made by the Committee on F1 ulty Research and Creative Production at Bradley U Pmifv- The awards consist of cash gifts which are p sentd to faculty members to promote research p jects. The awards were presented to: NAME PROJECT The Use of Plastics in Paintings and Prints Marketing Research Summr Theories of Exploitation one Economic Development A Short-Run Theory of Gross National Product Cast Sculpture in Aluminum and lronse Text for Psychology ef Torn S. Fricano Kenneth L. Richards Robin C. Lindstrom Ronald E. Simmons Nita K. Sunderland Bernard V. Verrlll Afustment BM Computer cnc Station U