Bradford High School - Resume Yearbook (Bradford, OH)

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26 THE RESUME I, Grace Sheets, do hereby will my studious nature to Dorothea Livingston. I, Stormy Blizzard, do hereby will and bequeath my chewed fingernails to anyone who can find them; also my quiet nature to Alice Shellabarger. I, Rachel Moore, do hereby will my ability to cook to Mary Gretrude Weaver. May she be able to tell the difference between sugar and salt. I, Opal Bowersox, do hereby will my green sweater to Karl Schackinger to wear in place of his red one. Also, my pencils, chewed by Stormy, to anyone who wants them. I, Benson Collier, will and bequeath all my unused excuses to Darrell Buck. May he make better use of them than I. I, Bessie Burns, tearfully bequeath my powder puff to Chlorine Bell. I, Lester Hile, do hereby will my ancestral Caesar Pony, and a bushel of oats, to Judson Paul and sincerely hope he will gallop merrily through the second year of Latin without being thrown out of the saddle. I, Mary Girton, do hereby bequeath my compact to Miss Eby. I, John Snider, do hereby bequeath my deportment grades to Roscoe Foutz, who is seriourly in need of them. I, Thelma Bender, do hereby bequeath my velvet dress to Susie Carter providing she does not rip all the embroidery off (because without the embroidery the dress would not be such an elaborate shroud.) I, Phyllis Warner, bequeath my ability to sew to Naomi Conway so she will not have to rip so much hereafter. I, Norma Galligan, bequeath my “bobbed hair” to Pauline Maerlin, providing she agrees to curl it only once per annum. My giggles I hereby will to Marion Froebe. I, Mid Routson, do hereby bequeath my talkativeness to Milliard Snider and Jack Ullery, to be divided between them inversely according to their size. I, Mary Alexander, leave my dimples to Glenn Buechly, who has been so anxious to capture them. I, Helen Stichter, leave my black eyes to Elmer Boltin who may need them to catch a woman. We, the Seniors, on this thirtieth day of March one thousand nine hundred and twenty-three A. D., do hereby appoint Edna M. Holt, head of the Commercial Department, as administratrix of this will and we accept her integrity, loyality, fidelity, and uprightness of character in lieu of $1,000,000. bond, providing she shall have said items disposed of within one year from date. SEAL Signed Witnesses SENIORS MABEL MILROY CECILE SMITH

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THE RESUME 25 The Last Will and Testament of the Class of “ ’23” WE the Seniors of ’23, being of fairly sound mind and memory realizing and fully comprehending the dangers and uncertainties of this merry Senior life, do wish before ending our bright careers in High School, to make and publish this our last will and testament, and to rightfully dispose of all property and valuables. Article I. We the Seniors of '23, do hereby will and bequeath all our sincerest thanks and gratitude to our beloved superintendent, Mr. Taylor, for the interest and loyality which he has shown to us during our school years spent with him. We, the Senior Class, do, will and bequeath to the faculty our deepest regrets for the bitter agonies which we have caused them to feel,and our hopes for a more peaceful reign over all the coming Seniors. We the Seniors of ’23, do hereby bequeath our places of high esteem, and all our trials and tribulations of this year to the next year’s Senior Class. Our typing erasers do we bequeath to all oncoming hopeful typists. To the Sophomores, we, the Seniors gladly leave all our varied abilities to quarrel and squabble. We, the Seniors bequeath our good behavior to the Freshmen. Article II. I, Eugene Tuttle, hereby will and bequeath my typewriting ability to a little boy of the Junior class who praises an Underwood, Lloyd Wilson. I, Kathryn Stocker, do hereby will and bequeath the Senior Presidency to whoever may be unlucky enough to get it, and I sincerely hope he will make more of a success of it than I have. I, Rachel Moore, do solemnly leave my winning ways to all the bashful lassies. I, Lois Thackera, do hereby bequeath my habitual frown to Gordon Yount, who smiles entirely too much of the time. I, Clair Berkebile, do hereby will and bequeath to Kermit Froebe my quiet disposition. I, Margaret Stover, do hereby will my ability “a parler francais a” Wilma Loxley. May she ever profit by it. I, Lena Via, bequeath my athletic ability to Annabelle Moon. I, Hank Clary, will all the money which I have deposited in the School Savings Bank toward buying a pair of boxing gloves for J. W. Diltz with which to take his daily exercise.

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THE RESUME 27