Bradford Academy - Chimes Yearbook (Haverhill, MA)

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ANNALS MISS STRAIGHT Cin Junior College Prep Classy. HYOU may tum to Lamb's essay on Swirnney-cheepersf' QChininey-sweepersj ZMZISS DANIELS Qin chorusbz Let us sing in unison till We get to C 3.!7 MISS STRAIGHT Cin Senior lit. classj: What did DeQuincey Write? HELEN BANISTER: Don Quixotef' , INQUIRING JUNIoR: Just Where is Phillips Brooks, now? MISS STRAIGHT Cto a Sophomorej: Who Was the Judith to Whom this line in Marmion refers? CPrornpt and confident replyj He was the rnan Who betrayed Christ. R. H. Ctragically telling the story of The House of Seven Gables J: Colonel Pyncheon sat dead in his high chair with a blotch of blood on his jabotf' INDUSTRIOUS SOPHOMORE Cupon being asked Why she Was darning her stockingsj: To get the holes seyved up. MR. SCHMITT Cto interested studentj: It is not faces alone that I paint,-it is souls. STUDENT: Ch, you do interiors, then? ADORING FRESHMAN Cspeaking of the school beautyj 4' Hasn't-- a graceful carriage! SCORNFUL JUNIOR: Canft she.affor.d.an4auto?', ANXIoUs STUDENT: I hope this Water Won't make us ill.' It tastes so queer. MISS HANscoM: Oh, n to analyze. She's dead now. o, some of it has been sent to Mrs. Richards DR. VON MACH Cspeaking of various shades of greenj: BcSid6S ins and Wall, there are many other greens in the room. 37 the green curta

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ANNALS Nonsense + Miss SCHAEFER Qin Algebra Reviewj: VVill each of you please look at your appendix on page lU5? AIADELINE PETRITZ Con receiving no mail one eveningj: There shall be a gnashing and wailing of teethf, MR. Sci-IMITT Con seeing a piece of music with the picture of a dog on the coverj: One could almost call this a Barcarolef' J Miss STRAIGHT: IVhat does Hazlitt mean of a man when he says he is jaundiced? HELEN BANISTER: VVhy, I think he means 'blue' H CFound by Miss Davison in a Freshman history paper.j Alexander crossed the Hellespondf' Miss STRAIGHT: What is a chimera? ANNABELLE IV.: It is a kind of an oasis, I think. Miss POND Cto a maidj: VVill you please tell Miss Andrews to look out for the Northern Lights, tonight?,' lWAID Qto Miss Pond, after having searched for Miss Andrews in vainbz Pardon me, Miss Pond, I cannot find- Miss Andrews, but can't I turn out the lights for her tonight? VIRDA Qupon being unable to open her mail-boxjg: Miss Butter- worth, what would you do if you lost your combination? Miss IQNOTTI Yes, I will admit that I am afraid of mice. Miss Lowe: Oh, you need not feel ashamed of that. You know a mouse will frighten a whole herd of elephants. XIIRDA Con her first visit to New Yorkj: Oh, Banny, what is that big hole over there? ISANNY: 'Why, that, my dear, is the 'Burrow' of Manhattan we hear of so often. 86

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ANNALS Miss SMART Ctrying to describe a toy beetlej: Uh, it's a jumping snail, you know. SOLICITOUS INQUIRER Cto Margaret D., who is about to lead Chris- tian Unionp: Do you have it Cher speechj on the tip of your tongue? H. G.: lVhat do you have on your tongue, Margaret, a canker? XVINIFRED H. Cin English History Classy: In the course of the march of the Duke of Monmouth to London, several 'squirmishes' took placef' M. P. Creferring to the buoys floating in the Merrimacj: Oh, see those lobster pots down there! Principal parts of a few verbs, as heard in the sub-freshman' class: Run, ran, rin. A Flee, fled, flitten. Seek, soke, seeken. Bereaved, berived, berought. There Was a young lady named Helen, VVhose cheeks were as pink as a melon. Wvhen out in the hall, She raised such a squall, The result there is no use in tellin'. o so Sri