Bradford Academy - Chimes Yearbook (Haverhill, MA)

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158 ADVERTISEMENTS. .v yy., Ai A A 5 'I A ' cjgigf it ' ' , 1, 11 -- -N f , C asia' S Q , E ,'f'l ll gy GMS for all occczsions ' Silver, Bronze, Glass and . 5 'V China. Jewelry for 3 l L5 1 Men and Woinen XJ : ' . at . . J H E 1 r 2 ' -f s - it A. sTowELL at co., mc., 5 I fy ff . 241221-,'?.fHf.fLEF'iT A '22 Makers and Finders ofthe Unusual ' 1' be n I c6f,s:g l eik far. , t I An objection to studying in the school hall: Concentrating my mind on a subject for so long, hurts my eyes. U Absent-minded student- Miss Brown, what time does the three o'clock mail get here? Miss B.- I guess it does l 'U Miss A.- Where is the alimentary canal? Senior- Oh, it's that canal in South America that is being talked about so much. Miss G.- In what respect did the four- teenth and nineteenth centuries resemble each other? Miss B. Qhastily risingj- The nineteenth century resembled the fourteenth in that- were-they-that they-er-were both a hundred years long. U Miss P.- Tell me something about Spenser's life. junior- He first fell in love.

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ADVERTISEMENTS. 15 7 Baraw G32 Hiiimitt HACK, LIVERY R BOARDING STZEA LE Horses for Sale and Exchange Central St., near Main BRADFORD, MASS. Carriages at depot on arrival and departure of trains Iisln ilishecl I547 IQ. H. STEIXIQNS St CD. DRY GCCDS Tremont Street ond Temple Plate ISQSTON A new and choice line of CONFECTIONERY At all prices, also Apollo Chocolates and Bon Bons. Our candy is always fresh. NVe are prepared to do all kinds of prescription work and solicit your patronage. Two registered druggists in attendance. Try our Ice Cream Soda. F. lVI. B REED 67 Main St., Bradford J. Nl. Goldie LPXDIES' TPHLOR Qro Beyigm sr. BOSTON The hrst Sunday that all the new students attended church, the Scripture lesson read by Dr. Stackpole was Psalm iii : Lord, how are they increased that trouble me. -Teacher, to pupil in Literature :- Hence, loathed melancholy, of Cerberus and darkest midnight born. Explain meaning. Pupil :- Well, Cerberus was the goddess of melancholy, was nlt he? Where is the North Pole? Miss B.- Directly overhead. In the same class:- Miss C. tdreaniilyj, to teacher :- What are the semi-solar constellations?l' You can always spot her by her hair, You can always tell when she is there 5 That hair got her into many a scrape, And made it difficult for her to escape.

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ADVERTISEMENTS. 159 ibsows Restaurant 5i Sr 53 IVIAIDEN LANE NEW YORK CITY -- AND-lT be eatcbeater Restaurant 63 MAIDEN LANE 87 81 89 WILLIAM sr. K NEVV YORK CITY We These restaurants are situated in the heart of the jewelry district and are very pleasant and convenient places for ladies to take their lunch Gambling Mr, A.- I was out all last night. Mr. B.- What doing? Mr. A.- Gan1bling. Mr. B.- Did your wife know you were out? Mr. A.- Yes, but she did n't know how much. 'U Mr. Brown, who was condemned to be exe- cuted, was visited by his wife, who said : My dear, would you like to have our children see you executed? No, he replied. That's just like you, said she, you never wanted the children to have any fun. ' New Haven A young girl on a train kept annoying the conductor to let her know when they reached New Haven. After asking about ten times, the train finally arrived there. The conductor called aloud, New Haven! She turned around to the conductor and said, Thank you, my mother told nie to feed the dogs when I reached New Haven. 'U There was a young lady named Beck, Who sing could not to save her young neck. She would squall and she'd yawl . With no time at all, Till our peace of mind she would wreck.