Bradford Academy - Chimes Yearbook (Haverhill, MA)

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15 6 ADVERTISEMENTS. Why is the postman like a college professor? Answer z-Because he is a man of letters. A teacher asked one of the girls to name some American artists. Stuart was the first one mentioned. Then she asked another Girl A ctw D - to name one of his paintings. The pupil re- M' 6 plied : He painted a portrait of himself when he was a baby, with an apple in his hand. PING STGUOUQFS and EDQFGVQFS Why is Bradford Academy on Sunday morn- ing like a saloon? 23 Because it is full of sham pains and ails. BOSTON One of the new girls, on her way to be classified, remarked that she was going to be , ,. ff l'ti d. Flll the Latest Novelties in Papers qual C Teacher, to pupil :- Will you name the Fine Leather Goods and bones of the skull, please? Sorry I can 't at this moment, but I ive got Photo Frames them all in my head. AMOS A. SARGENT, President CHARLES F. SMITH, Treasurer I-I averhill Ice Company D I 4 1 VVI-IOLESALEE AND RETAIL Office, No. 7 Eirnersolfl St. 1361511 Telephones Artistic .. Fumiture .. ond .. Furnishings Sold ond Qentted r. E. TUCIRER, 1152+136 Merrimack sr. HZWEQHILL

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ADVERTISEMENTS. be im of the Tbobart IIIB. able Q. F., 0 labor constantly in the direction of ideal eifortg to build a piano that shall meet the requirements of the public5 to hew close to the line of honest endeavorg to excel all others in the production of a first-class piano at the mini- mum of costg to treat our patrons with due regard for their rightsg to consider their best interests in all the details of piano constructiong in fine, to strain after perfection and to make the HOBART M. CABLE PIANOS recognizedvthe country over as a handsome, durable and thoroughly artistic product. FOR TERMS AND TERRITORY ADDRESS Ebe1bobart . able Glo. Steinway Tball, bicago

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ADVERTISEMENTS. 15 7 Baraw G32 Hiiimitt HACK, LIVERY R BOARDING STZEA LE Horses for Sale and Exchange Central St., near Main BRADFORD, MASS. Carriages at depot on arrival and departure of trains Iisln ilishecl I547 IQ. H. STEIXIQNS St CD. DRY GCCDS Tremont Street ond Temple Plate ISQSTON A new and choice line of CONFECTIONERY At all prices, also Apollo Chocolates and Bon Bons. Our candy is always fresh. NVe are prepared to do all kinds of prescription work and solicit your patronage. Two registered druggists in attendance. Try our Ice Cream Soda. F. lVI. B REED 67 Main St., Bradford J. Nl. Goldie LPXDIES' TPHLOR Qro Beyigm sr. BOSTON The hrst Sunday that all the new students attended church, the Scripture lesson read by Dr. Stackpole was Psalm iii : Lord, how are they increased that trouble me. -Teacher, to pupil in Literature :- Hence, loathed melancholy, of Cerberus and darkest midnight born. Explain meaning. Pupil :- Well, Cerberus was the goddess of melancholy, was nlt he? Where is the North Pole? Miss B.- Directly overhead. In the same class:- Miss C. tdreaniilyj, to teacher :- What are the semi-solar constellations?l' You can always spot her by her hair, You can always tell when she is there 5 That hair got her into many a scrape, And made it difficult for her to escape.