Boys High School - Epitome Yearbook (Reading, PA)

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THE EPITOME 85 Scha Schaefer- Come on out for a. -J6 H96H- '-66 ride with me, Betty. We'Il be back be- ' . fore intermission is over. R A- S E R7 Sugar Lump -Promise me that you'1l not try to kiss me? Wal Schaefer- Aw-well, a.11 right, - I DMM, A DRUG STORE Sugar Lump - Guess I'l1 go with Edg he wouldn't promise. Q is at Sixth and VValnut Jap Huey- What do you think of H1 r' g ?'1?iIille Moyer- A lot of things 1 Estabhbhed 1851 shouldn't. . . I ,Hxwx 3N3NXWWHXHX'JHHiHX '-3EHNX53FrP5v.'-WHX'-i'uXH2'. D. s. AMMON EDWIN KERSHNER . O The mmmzam Smia, Girili and Tzu ffinnm Fourth and Penn Streets AMMON sl KERSHNER, .---- READING, PA. wwwwwmwmmawmwx vmmumvwwww CCDNH3LlN4EFVTS O 9 zectrunal 'illmrm Rank D --nfl-- Heading, 'Pm wwwwmwmmww wana uawwmmmmwx uwdwwmwx Diytributors P. FRED. EISENBROVVN, JR. MILLER i?Eis.1is.iEf31Lifi10Sl2?IN P DMMOND Tires and Tubes GRID BATTERY SIXTH AND ELM GARAGE AND SUPPLY CO. SIXTH AND ELM STREETS READING, PA. Phone sms A .pg-5. an-aan.-x

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84, THE 'Tm always springing something, said the mouse as he walked into the trap after a piece of cheese. Sl' 81 :F Eddie Edye- You look like two cents. Henny Frederick- Well, I don't see any dollar signs on you, either. IK Q51 SF Dick Glauner- Can you keep a secret? Stan Gottschall- I sure can. Dicky Dick - Well, I'm in need of live bucks. Stanny Stan - Be at restg it is as if I'd heard nothing. it if 214 - Elly Eshbach- This weather makes me feel so foolish. Neil Brown- Oh, it's the weather, is it? it HR vk Jass Elmer- I lost ten dollars yes- terdayf' Art Ericksen- How's that? Jass - Cotton Went up ten dollars a bale and I didn't have a bale. e if if S Never smack the baby on the tceg Nature has provided a, better place. 41 i 41 Mr. Sandt- Now, boys. watch the board closely and,I will run through it. if 11 lk Freeze your tongue, kid, and give your teeth a sleigh ride. if :F S Al Klopp- What is graduated with over a hundred degrees? Issie Laucks- I'll bite. Kloppie''- Thermometer, foolish. iii Ik ek She was only a landscape gardener-'s daughter, but she knew how to park. 41 42 lk Merry Thompson- A horse just skidded around the corner. Johnnie Stein- But horses can't skid.' Merry Thompson- But this one was tired. H4 Sl: is Johnny Dohner- If you were con- demned to die, what kind of a death would you choose? Ruhl Heffner- Old age. S Sli Pk XVilmer Maurer says it's right. for a minister to kiss the bride-providing he doesn't wait too long after the ceremony. EPITOME 4 Syd Abels- I had a iight with a thug last night and he ran. Ray Hoffmaster- How did you get so bruised up, then? Syd Abels- I tripped over some- thing. GF if if Bob Weiherer-- Do you care for animals? Jim Rhein- No, I wash dishes. Ik :ir Rus Bankes- Don't spill that ink. Ernie Henry Artz, Jr.- That's all rightg I'll pick it up. is ek wk Please hand me my bottle. lNote:-Dear reader, be not alarmed- 'twas but mucilage.J il Ik 54 As a dollar goes From hand to hand, So a collegian's Tux From man to man. 12 41 SF Don Reed- When are you thinking of getting married? Fred Rodgers- Constantly. S Ik Pk Sweet One - You tickle me, Joe. Joe Heffner- My, what a strange request. PR Sk S Jakie Maier-- Mamma, may I take my candy off that lady? Mrs. Maier- Oh, darling, how did it get there? Little Jake - It went when I coughed. PR Ik Ill Rosen's Mama- You better watch the cherry trees this morning. Rosen's Papa-- Why so? Mama- Little George has a hacking cough. rr :EG Sk A Johnny Joke of 1927 Mother- Johnny, go wash your face and neck. A - Johnny- Whose neck, ma? Pk :F 2? Bill' George- Sorry, old man, that 1ny hen got loose and scratched up your garden. Jass Elmer- That's all right: my dog ate your hen. Willie -Fine! I just ran over your dog and killed him. 3 42 Sk As 'the Golddust Twins would say, Lux against us.

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86 THE EPITOME DUDEDDUUDEUDDUUUEUUUUUUDUUUUUUDUDEDUUUUEUDDUUDEUUDUUDDDDDDUD DEEDUDDUDUUDDDDUUUUUUUUDUDEUDUDUUUUUDUEUUDDDUDDUDDDUDDDUDUUD MY FIRST DOLLAR I EARNED IT--- When the world is interested in learning how a man earned his hrst dollar, you can be almost sure of two things: First, the man is successfulg Second, he saved part of the dollars. The few pennies he put away then were'nt important, but the habit of saving that he started had a lot to do with his success. lt's easy to save once you get the habit. Our recommendation- Start Getting the Right Habit Today. THE PENNSYLVA IA TRU T C0. A Main Ofiicez 536-540 Penn SL, Reading, Pa. JUNCTION OFFICE: SCHUYLKILL AVE. OFFICE: Flatiron Building, Junction Eighth Schuylkill Avenue and Green and Ninth Streets Street 9TH AND WALNUT OFFICE PERKIOMEN AVE. OFFICE 1 9th and Walnut Streets 150' 85 Perkiomen Ave' RESOURCES EXCEED S18,000,000.00 EUUDCJUUUUUEIDUEIUUEIEIEIEIEIUEIEIDDUIIJUEIEIDEIEIUEIUEIIIIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIIIIEIEIIIEIIIIEIDUFJEEIII ' EIDIIIEIEIIIIDDEIUEIIIJEIDDDDDDIIIElE1EIEIUEIEIUEIUEEUUEIEIDIJDEIDIDDFIUUDEJUIJDEIDEIIJEIEIUD