Boys High School - Epitome Yearbook (Reading, PA)

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THE EPI If' a body sees a body Flunking in a. quizg If a body helps a body, Is it the teacher's biz? Sk 32 S Mr. Boyles- Now, I will illustrate the moon by my hat. Dick Essick-f Is the moon inhabited, professor? . af: S: S Darling Corbit- Mother, I think I'1l shave. Mother- You will not. Father- Go head. She'll never know the difference. ik PR 2? Neil Brown Cto the clerkb- I want a peck of apples. ' Clerk- Do you want Baldwins? Brownie Brown- Sure. Did you think I wanted some with hair on? :F 'F S! Silver Silverman- Then I went. home to take care of all the little inci- denials. Schussa Schussler- Why, I didn't know you were married. 'ls if Pk I sit by the corner in silence, Forsaken by women and men, Murmuring over and over, I'll never eat onions again. :if ri: Pm not the cake eater I used to be, said grandpa as he refused the fifth slice. H4 sk Sk First Alumnus- Were you ever alarmed about your studies? Second 'Alumnis- Yes, every morning at 6 o'clock. H2 is if Don't make any passes at me, boy, 'cause if you get me roused you'll be aged in the wood. vii lk if Ding Schaeffer- I'd face death for you! ' Most Loved - Why did you run from that dog? Ding-a-Ling- It was11't dead! ' Ik vi: if Not a word had Mary said, But Mary's looks were killingg Mary's lips were rosy red And Mary was quite willing. is if 2? Johnny Seifarth- What became of the fellow that was killed the other day? Sam Spadafora- Oh, he died. TOME 88 S ak as Rich Miller- For two cents I'd kill you. Lou Parker- Here's a nickel: bury me, too. dr 42 Ili Little One tto dancing partnerl- Are you from Alaska? Yes Britton- No: what makes you think so? Same One- Just wonderedg you dance as though you had snowshoes on. SF PF 21 Harold Hanley- How long does it take you to dress in the morning? Pee-Wee Harris- Oh, about twenty minutes. Fat ,Hanley- It only takes me ten minutes. Petrikin Harris- Yes, but I wash. PF it if Rus Stuard-- Don't you ever speak of love? Zerbe Zerve- Er-yes. Lovely weather, isn't it? - ST 1' HF Henny Perella- He calls his sweet- heart cornmeal because she's so mushy. S 214 Ili Izzy Laucks- You say something: I want to warm my hands. S24 Ik ik Ray Hoffmaster- Where are you from? Joe Heffner- Chicago LeRoy Hafer- Let's see your bullet wounds. S3 Pk rl! Girl's Father- Young man, the lights go out in this house at 11 o'c1ock. Nev Hollinger- Thatfsuits me. 42 wk A2 An Editor-'s Dirge It's great to be an eidtor, And sit up late at night, And scratch your wool, And write and write and write. We editors may work and work 'Till our finger tips are sore, But some poor nut is bound to say, Aw, I've heard that joke before. Sk S4 SF Bill George- The first real cure for dandruff was invented by a Frenchman. He called it the gnillotinef' 214 VF 84 Fred Miller wants to know if a man's first attempt to hold a girl on his knee should be called a trial balance.