Boys High School - Epitome Yearbook (Reading, PA)

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THE EPITOME ST '-'36 n 95'-96'-i6'-'5Q'-Q6Fh96f'-i6'-'-'96'-95'H-66F-6SF-6i -'S6 Pk if .Q 1' ag rf: REAL ESTATE if . 3,5 J. E. FEHL E E2 if re 720 washington street :ig A5 we 1 N S U E A N C E . as if e5m99-.95m35wSsw99-.95n-.99-.Q5a69-.QQa65'.65n99 . Sprig Has Cub Jimmy,' Rheinhart Con the phonej- May I come over this evening? Florence-I hab a berry bad code. Jimmy -Well, let me come over and help to decipher it. 'X' 'K' 'K' Mim F.-Mother, may I go to the Senior Prom? MotherfYes, daughter. It is a very good experience to take in some of these slumming parties. 'X' it -16 Q. Weidner-Don't you take your suits to that cleaner any more? Spence Smith-No, they removed a spot from my clothes. Q. W.-Well, weren't they supposed to? Spence -Yes, but this was a ten-spot. -X' 'X' il' Convict Qas Bob Mattern passes con- vict patrol in his machinej-Take your time, buddy. Dave Heston Qin lllELClllI'lCDA-'1lll21tlS what you're doing. -lt -X- -K- Iialtue-It's time for you to go home, Jimmy, J. Edward Gi1derA-I,et's play I'm a lit- tle early for my date tomorrow night. Russ Meinholz4VVhy do the snow- flakes dance around so? Bob Maurer-They're practicing for the snowball. -X' -X' 'X- Brookman Painter-lVhy did you give up pipe organ lessons? Howie Zeigler-I felt so blooming foolish, playing with my feet. 'X' K' 'X- DiCk Kochv'Darn! I knocked it down again. I always made that in practice. Mr. BoyleseThen why can't you make it now? Dick -It's the strangest thingg I can't get over it. '15 'X' 'X' Jimmy Lindenmuth-VVaiter, this Coffee is sheer mud-take it away. Waiter--Sorry, sir, but it was only ground this morning. 'X' 'K 'K' Fredl' Hofferf-Let's shoot a game of pool. Dick Beyerle-No, I don't want to. HotTer4All right, then, I'll shoot myself. -X' -JP -li- Ad Nowotarski and Amos Rinker ob- serving a man in a barber shop getting a singe: Ad -VVhat's that man doing? Amos-he's hunting for 'em with a candle. 49 'K' -X- VVillie', Spatz--lVould you marry il man who lied to you? Peg F.--You don't think I want to be an old maid, do you? X- 'X' 'K' Fred Kauffman Con boatj-Captain, I'm getting so sea-sick I don't know what to do. Captain4Don't worry. You'll do it. 'X' 'ii -l' 6'Cal Humbert-Do you know Poe's Raven? VVarren Dx-esherfXVhat's he ravin' about? 46 'X' i VVilliam Burkhart Qin banquet halljf- VVaiter, I'm reporting the Zelosophical Literary Society's banquet. WVhere are they? VVaiterfOh, they'll be back. Som-eone just dropped a dime in the lobby.

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86 THE Dave Dickinson-Mother, I don't he- lieve they really do make sausage out of little doggies. Mrs. Dickinson-I'm very glad you feel that way, David Dave -Yes, mother, I hit Toto's ear before dinner and it d0esn't taste at all like this. 'lv X -X- Harry Miller and C. Hangen Cpassing some girls in a machinej Harry--My, they didn't even smile to me. C. Hangen-No wonderg they didn't see your face. I 'I 'I' VValt Mason-'Whatever became of that police dog you had? WVillard Leh--He killed himself. VV. Mason-Really? IV. Leh-Yesg tried to catch a horseiiy on the small of his back and miscalcu- lated. Bit himself in two. I I' I Howie', Frantz-But your sign says, First class hair cuts, cents and here you're trying to charge me half a back. Tony -Yes, I knowg but you haven't got first class hair. 'K' -X- 'X Tom Barnett-How are you feeling this morning? Fred Bertolet--Terrible, thanks. Tom -VVhat seems to be the matter? Fredl'-I had such bad dreams last night. Couldn't sleep a wink. 'X' 'I' K- Fred Yeager-Hello, you a Frosh? Johnny Hughes--No, this is my fifth year. Fred +VVhat's the matter-taking a P. G.? Johnny -No, taking my time. 'K' 'I' 'X- Mr. .Stout-Son. now that you're through school, do you think you can stand alone? J0hnny,'-I surely can, father. How about twenty or so? 'I' 'X' it Alf Rogers-There's an Arizona rancher with all his teeth out. Floyd Rosenthal-I see-a two-gum man from the XVest. 'X' 'lf 'K Headline: Boy Truant Carried Razor. The little cut-up. Doctor Falls Down VVell. Serves him rightg he ought to let the well alone. EPITOME Come let me clutch thee. -Strangler Lewis. -IF 'X' 'IF -I6 -Jr -lr Mose -'Dat girl sho am some beauty. Sam'l-Yassah- she done retain her 3 night school girl complexion. 'X' 'X' 'I' Ted Johnson-You say Spence's voice is bringing him a fortune. I never knew he could sing. Johnny RothenhergerfI didn't say he could sing. He sells bologna at market. 'li' 'I' -X' Harry Merkel-By the way, what color hair has your girl? B. Mattern-Sorry, old chap, I don't know. I've been away for a week. 'X' -K- -li H. Sallada--Now they're claiming the earth is square. Dan Burky-No? Harold-'l'his paper says people are coming to the Sesqui from the four cor- ners of the earth. 'X' 'X' 'X' Dave Weidner-Down South you wouldn't see a white person doing the Chaleston. Anthony Vath-I don't see how any white person can do it. 'X' 'K' 'X- E. Smith-So you Charleston, too? Karl Schaeiiier-No, I was born knock- kneed. E. Brenemans-Did you ever hear of dead people coming to life again? Sabina Qhoredj-No, hut I wish they did. 'I' X' -X' Allen RittersCan I lend you five dollars? VValt Finch--Sure. Ritter-Wrong againg I can't either. 'X' 'X' 'K- H. Reifsnyder-Have you ever heard the story of the eyes? 'X' 'K' 'K- Mr. Smythe-VVhat were the various theories concerning the shape of the earth? 'iHip Anderton-Before the discovery of America, the earth was thought to be Hat. Columbus proved it was round. More recently the evidence has proved it to be crooked.

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