Boys High School - Epitome Yearbook (Reading, PA)

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ll-IHUMUIR Signs seen on the back of Fords: Nash Canf' Oil by Myselff' Sick Cylinders. Four Wheels, All Tired. Fierce Arrow, VVith a Quiver. Just See What 312.60 XVill Do. Struggle Buggyf' Little Bo-Creep. Dis-Squealsi' G- -lf -I Can You Answer These? VVhcre can a man buy a cap for his knee? Or'a key for a lock of his hair? Or can his eyes be an academy because there are pupils there? In the crown of his head what gems are found, and who travels the bridge of his nose? Does the calf of his leg become hungry at times and devour the corn on his toes? Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail? Where's the shade from the palm of his hands? How does he sharpen his shoulder blades? I'm hanged if I understand! 'K' -X' 'X' ' F. Leisman-What the deuce is a metaphor? Bob Light-To keep cows in, stupid. I- 'I' I' 'gJohnny Delp Con way to hotelj- They have some lovely mushrooms here. VVhat do you say we get some? Gloria-No, don't botherywe can use the parlor when we get home. -I -l- -I- Max Bloom-How would you define ford? P. Crystal-In the old days a ford was a place you try to cross the river, but nowadays it is every place you try to cross the street. I' -l i Alivicious Vath-Although I am a dramatist, I really can write humor. Mr. ArnoldwThat's right. I read some of your humor. ll' lf 'I' Ed Pettit+What part of a speech is a kiss? Connie Falter-A conjunction. Johnny Martin-Is this the 241th or the 25th? Carl Gring-The 25th. Why? J. M.--I have papers of both dates here and I wanted to know which was today's. 'I' I' -I Wally Miller-You are the sunshine of my soul, driving away the murky clouds of despair. You will always reign in my heart. My love for you will never grow cold. Will you- Stelleta B.-Say, what is this-a pro- posal or a weather report? 'K' I' 4 Estelle-I went to dinner with Dave the other night. H. Blumberg-Well, what happened? Estelle-Oh, the fool told me to wring the napkin for the waiter. 'K' 'K' 'I F. Rosenthal-What's all the noise down there? S. Zii-Fella turned a corner. F. R.-Well? S. Z.-There wasn't any corner. -I I I Mr. Fink-Name a relative pronoun that carries its antecedent with it? 'tVVillie McIntosh-What? Mr. Fink--Correct. -I ll' l' Fred Perella-Let's try an experi- ment, George. George Zerbe-What is it? Fred W-You swallow this mercuric bi- chloride and I'll watch the reaction. I 'I' I' An Episode Red Ribble Qsettled snugly on the sofa with Milliej-Millie, something has been bothering me for a long time. I have a question I want to ask you. Will you-er-er Qnoise at the doorj? Millie Cat doorj-No, you're at the wrong house. COn soft again.j Go on, George. Red -As I was saying, I wanted to ask this question for a long time. Er- will you-Ctelephone ringsj. Millie-Yes, m-other, I put the canary out and fed the cat. Goodbye. COn sofa once more.D Hurry, George Red -Er-yes-will you-er-go to the Senior Prom with me?

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841 Class Statistics ot 926 June FAVORITE STUDIES Botany Astrology FAVORITE FRUIT Peaches FAVORITE TEACHER Mrs. Wagner FAVORITE SPORT Holding Hands CPokerj TALLEST C. ,Snyder , Al. Vath SMALLEST E. Adams S. Smith MOST COLLEGIATE F. Kauffman A. Rinker THINK THEY A E. Pettit R. Meinholz SLEEPIEST VV. Leffler D. Heston FATTEST IV. Spatz A. Rogers THINNEST C. NVink J. Neihart MOST MODEST R. Beyerle H. Seltzer BEST ORATORS H. Boyer S. Ziif UKELELE IKES L. Heller T. Price H. Blumberg RE THE EPITOME FUNNIEST HAIR CUT LADIES' MAN H. Frantz E. Schmauder CLASS SHEIKS IV. Scott Herr E. Breneman C. Glase EGO A. Rogers T. Barnett CLASS PETS Mr. Shultz's Turtle Geier Freehafer BRIGHTEST DUMB D. Dickinson F. Rosenthal BIGGEST BLUFFS S. Ziff J. Douros TRAFFIC COP F. Perella SWEETEST VOICE I. Singer LIGHT-HEADS VV. Miller Al. Vath BLONDES R. Meinholz J. Delp NOSIEST F. Bertolet NOISIEST Ditto H. Miller BRICK-TOPS A. Bechtel G. Ribble BEST ARTIST VV. Burkhart -BELLS F. Leisman S. Frankhouser EFFEMINATE VVe're All I-lard C D G. Shindel P. Turner CUTEST B. Painter O. Mclntosh MOST PROFANE H. Althouse MOST DIGNIFIED E. Rickenbach F. Hoffer H. Reifsnycler MARRIED MEN G. Ribble J. Bair VVOULD-BE MARRIED MAN IV. Miller VIOLIN SCRAPERS VV. Reist A. Bechtel CLOSELY VVATCHED H. Ziegler QClass and R and B. Treas.j SCHOOL GIRL COMPLEXION J. Rothenberger HIEROGLYPHICISTS CSHORTHANDJ S. Kozloff D. Moyer

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86 THE Dave Dickinson-Mother, I don't he- lieve they really do make sausage out of little doggies. Mrs. Dickinson-I'm very glad you feel that way, David Dave -Yes, mother, I hit Toto's ear before dinner and it d0esn't taste at all like this. 'lv X -X- Harry Miller and C. Hangen Cpassing some girls in a machinej Harry--My, they didn't even smile to me. C. Hangen-No wonderg they didn't see your face. I 'I 'I' VValt Mason-'Whatever became of that police dog you had? WVillard Leh--He killed himself. VV. Mason-Really? IV. Leh-Yesg tried to catch a horseiiy on the small of his back and miscalcu- lated. Bit himself in two. I I' I Howie', Frantz-But your sign says, First class hair cuts, cents and here you're trying to charge me half a back. Tony -Yes, I knowg but you haven't got first class hair. 'K' -X- 'X Tom Barnett-How are you feeling this morning? Fred Bertolet--Terrible, thanks. Tom -VVhat seems to be the matter? Fredl'-I had such bad dreams last night. Couldn't sleep a wink. 'X' 'I' K- Fred Yeager-Hello, you a Frosh? Johnny Hughes--No, this is my fifth year. Fred +VVhat's the matter-taking a P. G.? Johnny -No, taking my time. 'K' 'I' 'X- Mr. .Stout-Son. now that you're through school, do you think you can stand alone? J0hnny,'-I surely can, father. How about twenty or so? 'I' 'X' it Alf Rogers-There's an Arizona rancher with all his teeth out. Floyd Rosenthal-I see-a two-gum man from the XVest. 'X' 'lf 'K Headline: Boy Truant Carried Razor. The little cut-up. Doctor Falls Down VVell. Serves him rightg he ought to let the well alone. EPITOME Come let me clutch thee. -Strangler Lewis. -IF 'X' 'IF -I6 -Jr -lr Mose -'Dat girl sho am some beauty. Sam'l-Yassah- she done retain her 3 night school girl complexion. 'X' 'X' 'I' Ted Johnson-You say Spence's voice is bringing him a fortune. I never knew he could sing. Johnny RothenhergerfI didn't say he could sing. He sells bologna at market. 'li' 'I' -X' Harry Merkel-By the way, what color hair has your girl? B. Mattern-Sorry, old chap, I don't know. I've been away for a week. 'X' -K- -li H. Sallada--Now they're claiming the earth is square. Dan Burky-No? Harold-'l'his paper says people are coming to the Sesqui from the four cor- ners of the earth. 'X' 'X' 'X' Dave Weidner-Down South you wouldn't see a white person doing the Chaleston. Anthony Vath-I don't see how any white person can do it. 'X' 'K' 'X- E. Smith-So you Charleston, too? Karl Schaeiiier-No, I was born knock- kneed. E. Brenemans-Did you ever hear of dead people coming to life again? Sabina Qhoredj-No, hut I wish they did. 'I' X' -X' Allen RittersCan I lend you five dollars? VValt Finch--Sure. Ritter-Wrong againg I can't either. 'X' 'X' 'K- H. Reifsnyder-Have you ever heard the story of the eyes? 'X' 'K' 'K- Mr. Smythe-VVhat were the various theories concerning the shape of the earth? 'iHip Anderton-Before the discovery of America, the earth was thought to be Hat. Columbus proved it was round. More recently the evidence has proved it to be crooked.