Bourbon High School - Python Yearbook (Bourbon, IN)

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THE PYTHON '21 ooooooovonoooooooooooeqocoo ooooooooooovooooooooooooa A Physics Teacher us a Useful Object Around the House By DONALD F. FOE I believe that every young man before his education is complete should have a course in and teach the subect of Physics. No young man can be as useful around the house as such an educated one. They make the best of husbands and are in great demand iso it seems? ' A young man who has gone into Physicial research, knows that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore he will not throw plates at his wife for he knows that she will hit him back. Knowing, as he does, the expansion co-efficients of heat, he will make an ex- cellent man to tend the furnace. Being educated as to the stretch of wire within the bounds of perfect elasticity he can probably tune the piano. Having learned the laws of motion by heart, he should be an expert at rocking the cradle. Knowing the laws of the syphon, who would be better l--' '-3ifii l Elf5.L: i' '- fitted than he, to carry water from the pump to the reser- voir? Being well acquainted with the law of inertia, I believe he could even mash the potatoes. Besides he probably has several well drawn note books. Why not give these to the baby to play with? . Knowing all about the pendulum he will make a handy man to set the clock, and being well informed about potential energy, he will certainly do a good job of hanging the pictures and if he let one fall, he could tell his wife it wasn't his fault at all, that the potential energy had been transformed into kinetic energy, which he was unable to prevent. Having given these sound arguments, I must wait and see what effect they have in actual practice. Yet although they may fail in one or two cases, yetl firmly believe Physics teachers make the best husbands. Pft , ,x..- , Page Twenty three

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THE PYTHON '21 The Fajegf Chile 'Twas all on a summers day, when Chile took his leave. He wondered thru the forest, then by the haunted house. After passing this terrible sight, he could see a beautiful court. Peeking over the wall were roses rare. Treading on and on he finally reached the spot of Paradise. Choosing a cozy nook, with a honey suckle at his feet, and snow-balls at his head, he found it rather easy to fall asleep. Then there came a moment when he was not on his guard, sleep had captured him at last. Now the wood Imps had just been dismissed from their Kinder Garden course. The main path leading by this cozy Page Twenty-two nook, they could not help finding Chile. Everyone lending a helping hand, Chile was removed to the Vamp Dept. Chili had no sooner arrived, when he was awakened by a Ja Da-Ump-Da-Da-Da, and the pleading twang of a gui- tar. Rubbing his eyes, he managed to rise to his feet. Was it possible, sure enough she was alive. Her eyes seemed to make Chile restless. He had seen this face before, but where? As he closed his eyes,'the thought came to him, it was Beane, the girl of his dreams. One step, then two steps, Beane seemed to shrink. She entered the dragon's den, which portrayed many skulls and bones. The last ever heard or seen of Chile. was his plead- ing wail, Eanie-Meanie-Mo. an ooooooooooovoo ooooooovoo

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