Boston University School of Management - Syllabus Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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. - 1 1. Who is Angus lVlcFungus9 1 SYLLABUS 1925 ' A QUES7l'lOQNNA'I'l?tlE AS Auswismsn BY 18,000,000 glnuioiis wt.-fnuqe A character of doubtful beauty. Probably bald. 2. Next. to yourself, who is the class sheikil I'm getting suspicious of Lcwie Maker. 3. Who is our most perfect stenog1'apher- not necessarily AS one? Well, if Lois IC. Nlacfadyen didn't give us the icy mitt so often - 4. Why are you on probation? I'm here for college life. 5. Are you stoking furnaces or does fawtha work your way thruil Neither. M y bones speak for themselves - and their papa. 6. Does your present knowledge of wild women and song justify the bother of studies which are also claimed to be a part of college lifeil Oh, yes! One must be a man of letters even if the letters lead to a breach of promise. 7. What have you learned in Spanish or French aside from how to spend nothing but the evening on a co-edit Flunks. llow to grin and bear 'um. 8. Will you eventually marry or have you learned nothing at C. B. All l get your meaning, but how about our co-eds who have learned just as muchil l haven't the chance of a mouse in lVlrs. Joyis desk. 9. Why will you send your sons to C. B. A.il Provided they ARE sonsil Revenge is sweet. 10. What is the funniest thing that could possibly happen in C. B. All To- see .lohn Chilton Scammelfs real chin. Tlrl.liSlE GAY PAB ISIANS Charlie .lohnsom-''Vooley voo donney mwaw -il Prof. Frerzelr'- Please don't make your Parisian accent so strong, this is merely conversational French. lVl lS-APPLI ICD PSYCHOLOGY Prof. Ilanney:1- Bryant, why did you take this course in Vocabulary building? Snap Course Bryant:- Because I real- ize how invaluable it will be to me in later life. llan,ney.'- Fine. Now, Farnham, you shovel for a while. SllVl lLAlilTY BB IEICES CONTEMPT Did you notice that Don Dumpling White and Al Victrola Wheeler really looked dangerous in their Freshman Smoker bout? Yes, they couldn't see anything but a deadly insult in the rumor that they look alike. - 268 FOR Tlrlli ll,A,l..l. OF FAIVIIQ Angus lVlcFungus, the brain child of John Chilton Scammell, should be given an honorary degree as the most famous B. U. man. SENSE NOT lVlATlrl.IElVlAT,I.CS Dustin.:- .l' don't understand why the book says the whi te horses eat more than the black ones on this farm. Prof. Kimball:- .lf you had finished the chapter as you were supposed to, you would have found that there were more white horses than black ones. WAXING WISE Wonder why the tickets to Dec. Cll3IIlh0l'iHlI1,S lecture on Freaks of Nature said Admit One? N ielson:- ,l'lfere's a good way to enter- tain professors at a smoker. Get a bucket of waterg stick the prof's head in three times and pull it out twice. E

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Syllabus Advertisers have proved to be your friends. ARNOLD GLOVE 'GRIP SHOES COMFORT WITH STYLE BOSTON AGENCIES MEN'S The omfmerzzal Cor. Boylston and Washington Streets M. N, ARNOLD SHOE CO. WOMEN'S if. uifndrews C 0. Cor. Temple Place and Washington Streets No. Abington, Mass. WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BE- POPULAR FICTION FORE? That Prof. Whitehead makes fifty Roy Davis:- What I mean is-. thousand a year. John Waters:- I regret to inform That ilgnan 'llmd CVM- Sleeps. you-. Prof Str-allow:- Don't spend too mueh time with my secretary. Prof. liellully:e Asjanitor of the bot- tomless pit, el, shall-. John Scarnnzell:-- Clive it a therrugh readingfi Prof. Comejo:- fleeve me boys who theenkf' Doc. C,IlHIL,lCI'ltfL Qeensoring Boanpot jokesj :- They shall not pass. Capt. Doris:-i'Now kill it. ' 77 Mrs. .loy.'-HN11. H Pr'of.Cmr1,l1f1':- -Ceensoredj-. NEXT '5Wha't are all those beds doing in the -, .. n. '. w Reglstlal s olI1c,ea Those are for the uso ol chaps who are Waitinff to see the Deanf, P7 That ten per eent ol' hours may be cuts. That fraternities dilI'er. That IVI r. IVleArdle has a mustache. That Sam Lord has to study. That quiet is maintained in the men's study. That nobody knows .lohn Alden's home town. Now in Portland-. TUNE IN ON THIS When we were freshmen, we thought we had attained the heights ol' wicked- ness. When we were sophomores, we 'thought we strove to keep it dark, and 'l'el't pretty clever at it. As juniors, well, if only we had time 'to publish our wis- dom. VVe're so subtle, it hurts.