Boston University School of Management - Syllabus Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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. - 1 1. Who is Angus lVlcFungus9 1 SYLLABUS 1925 ' A QUES7l'lOQNNA'I'l?tlE AS Auswismsn BY 18,000,000 glnuioiis wt.-fnuqe A character of doubtful beauty. Probably bald. 2. Next. to yourself, who is the class sheikil I'm getting suspicious of Lcwie Maker. 3. Who is our most perfect stenog1'apher- not necessarily AS one? Well, if Lois IC. Nlacfadyen didn't give us the icy mitt so often - 4. Why are you on probation? I'm here for college life. 5. Are you stoking furnaces or does fawtha work your way thruil Neither. M y bones speak for themselves - and their papa. 6. Does your present knowledge of wild women and song justify the bother of studies which are also claimed to be a part of college lifeil Oh, yes! One must be a man of letters even if the letters lead to a breach of promise. 7. What have you learned in Spanish or French aside from how to spend nothing but the evening on a co-edit Flunks. llow to grin and bear 'um. 8. Will you eventually marry or have you learned nothing at C. B. All l get your meaning, but how about our co-eds who have learned just as muchil l haven't the chance of a mouse in lVlrs. Joyis desk. 9. Why will you send your sons to C. B. A.il Provided they ARE sonsil Revenge is sweet. 10. What is the funniest thing that could possibly happen in C. B. All To- see .lohn Chilton Scammelfs real chin. Tlrl.liSlE GAY PAB ISIANS Charlie .lohnsom-''Vooley voo donney mwaw -il Prof. Frerzelr'- Please don't make your Parisian accent so strong, this is merely conversational French. lVl lS-APPLI ICD PSYCHOLOGY Prof. Ilanney:1- Bryant, why did you take this course in Vocabulary building? Snap Course Bryant:- Because I real- ize how invaluable it will be to me in later life. llan,ney.'- Fine. Now, Farnham, you shovel for a while. SllVl lLAlilTY BB IEICES CONTEMPT Did you notice that Don Dumpling White and Al Victrola Wheeler really looked dangerous in their Freshman Smoker bout? Yes, they couldn't see anything but a deadly insult in the rumor that they look alike. - 268 FOR Tlrlli ll,A,l..l. OF FAIVIIQ Angus lVlcFungus, the brain child of John Chilton Scammell, should be given an honorary degree as the most famous B. U. man. SENSE NOT lVlATlrl.IElVlAT,I.CS Dustin.:- .l' don't understand why the book says the whi te horses eat more than the black ones on this farm. Prof. Kimball:- .lf you had finished the chapter as you were supposed to, you would have found that there were more white horses than black ones. WAXING WISE Wonder why the tickets to Dec. Cll3IIlh0l'iHlI1,S lecture on Freaks of Nature said Admit One? N ielson:- ,l'lfere's a good way to enter- tain professors at a smoker. Get a bucket of waterg stick the prof's head in three times and pull it out twice. E

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THE BALANCE SHEET 8 Juniors Find Paradise Lost College Utopia Includes Class Members Who Pay Dues ALL REPORTS SHOW GREAT SUCCESS The Junior Class held their bi-weekly meeting in room 23 and 24. lt was proven earlier in the year that room 23 was inadequate, as every member showed up and half the class had to stand. Pres. Fred Hannon called the meeting to order, and Treasurer Ham- mond announced that everyone had paid up his dues, and, as a result, there was 9:5275 in the treasury. Mr. Pelkus then praised the class and said that since the advertising was going to pay for the Syllabus, the books would be given away free. The class, however, refused to take their money that Mr. Pelkus be back, and voted presented with a sporty roadster with the compliments of the junior Class. john XVaters. the registrar, visited the class and told the members, that since no junior was either on Pro or Supe, they would be excused fron1 paying the Supervised Employment fee next year. Mr. Waters immediately saw that he had incurred the displeasure of the class. and so he announced that the class could contribute their money towards a ten years' subscription of La Vie Parisienne for the library. The success of the Prom was assured by Al Wheeler, who pleased the class by proclaiming that Paul Whiteman was going to play just for honor of playing at a B. U. Prom. The ball- room was put at our disposal by the manager of the Somerset, who said that he had made enough money from B. U. students and this was the only way to show his appreciation. The meeting was adjourned at 1:15 much against the wishes of the class. who said they would rather miss their lunch than leave the meeting. News Briefs High life lead to downfall of aviator. Close contact with ticker causes big business man's insomnia. Belle of fireman's hall is cracked, claim she escaped from asylum. Broken leg causes 315,000 suit to be torn at the furniture show. Swell time had by all at Wave Crest Inn. The Walnut The Time has Come, The Walnut said, To Crack Another Smile. -Edited by the Walnut Some of our boys must be taking evening courses at Simmons. judging from the knowledge the morning after. u Wonder why one of our fairer sex insists on sitting in the front row. Some sociologists claim that the girls of to-day are not as nice as those of yesterday. lt's mighty hard to tell that to one of our class who is always meeting another keen woman. What say, Laughy? Cut not to-day, lest you flunk to- morrow. Never knew Stanley Hirtle was married until we heard him say at a game of the prancing checkers, Baby needs a pair of new shoes. Q Some of our faculty went out walk- mg with sweet ladies, and 'tis said they were m favor of Perrin off two by two's, but Lord knows what they decided at the Faculty meeting. 'Every man has some vocation and his avocation, but we never suspected anything of the Vocational Depart- ment until we discovered that even Pressy has his Hobby. We always knew that banks are protected against losses from robber by surety houses, but we were mucli surprised to learn that the Military Department has its Bond. Continued from Page I :-You say I took the money? :-Yes, out of the Beanpot safe. Q A Q:-Where were you at the time? A:-At the further end of the campus. Q:-Were you alone? A:-No, but I was behaving my- self? :-With whom were you? .'-Miss Pauline Sawyer. :-What were you doing there? :-Looking for the key to the Dean's Cabinet. Q:-Did you see me or were you watching the young lady? A:-Pauline Sawyer first. Q:-And then? A:-Then I saw yer. Q A Q A This threw the court into an uproar and the court adjourned until the following day. The case itself is a very technical one, and so that there may be no mistrial declared, even the court stationery requires rulings. JUNIOR WEEK HELPS MAKE JUNIORS WEAK Social Whirl Now in Full Sway -Program includes enough to keep father working overtime Once upon a time - yes, long before Percy Marks wrote The Plastic Age - some deep minded villian evolved the scheme of putting the finishing touches upon Papa's Pocketbook before Son or Daughter hnished the vacation at the college. The result was junior VVeek. At the first, we had only a Prom, but this just put the progeny in debt for a month or two, so the insidious schemers put their beans together and doped out a more finished process of shearing the sheep. This year, there has been a perfect program made out. MAY 2D'Zll-tCI'l100l1. A Field Day. Events-100-yard dash. or chasing the last car from Dorchester. Relay. or handing the damsel over to the long line of stags. Putting the shot or perfecting putting over your line. Mile run - or the last car fare. Potato race-the l.ine-up at Walton's after the party. MAY 2D'CVCIlll'lg', li. U. Show. Explaining why the leading man was jealous of your ability, and fraternity politics were too strong, so you didn't go out for the show. MAY 3D-'l'll0l'l1ll'lg', Show Dance. Letting her meet the leading man. MAY 3D 'I.ZltC morning. afternoon, and night, Outing. Reasons why two in a canoe is more enjoyable than 200 in the park. MAY 5TI-I-P2l.l1i1flClDl'llC Dance. Teaching her the Greek Alphabet so that she can read the banners on the wall. Explaining why you don't wear the same pin as that fellow even if his has more pearls. MAY GTH-C. B. A. junior Party. Meeting the same crowd. MAY 7TH-Activities Night. Showing her all the boys with charms hanging from their watch chains so they look like gypsies. M AY Elin-Junior Prom. Hearing her tell how the favors at the Yale Prom were so cute, and that Whiteman's orchestra was just too grand. Dancing sedately when in view of the patrons. Explaining that the tall dignified man is the house detective and not President Murlin. The rest of the term will be spent in poverty. Greek Gossip Tappa Kega Bea announces the pledging of the following: Adam Ale, joe Lager and Fred Slitz. Tappa Kega Bea also announces the initiation of the following: Pete Stag- gered, l-lezza Drunk, and Cy Weakened.

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