Boston University School of Management - Syllabus Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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JOKES, LAUGHS, AND GRINDS Soon Commencement days will come, And us graduates with ease, Will act just like thermometers: We'll get there by degrees. Sometimes a joke brings forth a scream, Some aren't as funny as they seem. One-half depends on the joke you tell, The other half on telling it well. at A an at CLASS JOKES MONEY AND BANKING 1Dai1y occurfencey John S-n-t: Got the right time, Mac? This period must be over. Mac: Yup: it is- QFinds watch is stopped.D John S-n-t: Why don't you swap it for a chain P we we an an MONEY AND BANKING: INQUISITIVE DAVE Stude: Will inflation equal deHation Pl' Prof.: Lord sakes, no! It reminds me of the law of action and reaction. Stude: Roger Babson is of that opinion. - Prof.: Don't quote him wrong. QEchoj: He's thinking of Roger Conant. PROEIS LECTURE ON PROGNOSTICATION l QAS Heard by a Sleepy Studentj It is obvious that ........ the ........ EEEEnnorrrmous amount ............ Is that clear or is it as clear as mud? ............ Maybe my graph down stairs or a chart placed on the board will clarify it ............ Moreover, the ............ Class Dismissed 1 an ik an as AFTER MIDYEARS QMCES Studyp '23: Are you out for anything at this college ? '24: Yeh, out for good. 44+ as an an - ECONOMICS CLASS The Fresh: How far are you in economics ? Junior frepeating coursej : In the last stages of consumption. we as an as CORPORATION FINANCE . John, dear! Can you let me have a little money ? Certainly! About how little ? NICE' FELLOW' Benoit-Yakus Dialogue. Yakus: Are you de class mate vat safed ma brudder's life from drowning? . Benoit: Yes, but don't mention it, er-er-I only was doing a C.B.A. duty. Yakus: Velll vare's his cap? N ERVE Da noive of dat guy, complained Jimmy fthe demon office boyj, offering me six dollars a week. Whuz he think I am. A college graduate P Jllercoran. 298

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Two Banking Offices Office nd in the Back Bay a COPLEY SQUARE OFFICE 581 Boylston Street MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE OFFICE and Corner Mass Ave. and Boylston St. State Street Grunt Gln. W. Badg-gf 85 CO, Main Office, 33 State Street 182 Portland street 'S- A701 ry' our fkrce ojiccs may be usm' BOSTON - MASS- by Deposilors Say? Dayhosil Vaulfs zz! all zyfces MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE sYs'rEM COLLEGE EXPENSES He had just received a telegram from his son attending B.U.C.B.A. Here is how it read: lf you don't send money by tomorrow, I will have to go to the poorhousef' Father's Reply: HDOI1,t go to the poorhouse tomorrowg wait till the next day after and I will go with youf' BOXING CLASS Blackboard Talk on Proper Position Mr. Nel-son: Now, can anyone give me a sentence with the word disposition in it? F. L-i-o-n-e: Yes, l can trolling up his sleevesj. When I am going to light I get in dis-position. RETAIL SELLING METHODS Prof. to Student in a Trance: What instinct do they appeal to in selling shoes ? Student: Huh ? Prof: Wl1at instinct do they appeal to in selling shoes ? Student: Good Will. Class Cin unisonl : Soapl AWAKEN ING FACTS Quiz: A little classroom exercise to demonstrate that Honesty is not always the best policy. Probation flat. pro, forwardg batus, backward, lo, togo, to go up and downwardj: An Honorary Disgracc. 297

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Dance Programs De Luxe School and Fraternity Printing Leather Programs and Novelties Engraved Work of all Kinds Wedding Invitations and Announcements Callzrzg Cards Sfeel Dzk W ark BEACON ENGRAVING COMPANY I9 High Street, Boston Telephone Main 4118 T RED LILY Canned Fruits and Vegetables and ' PRISCILLA MINUET COCOA CHOCOLATE are what have given us D our reputation Wm. M. Flanders Co. BOSTON NORTHAMPTON lewis,E-' lracy Q1- m'iE3lTZiJf1ZA2QT Belling Tnzmmz'm'on Equzfmenzf F zzclory Supplies