Boston Christian High School - Lantern Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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LAST WILL AND TIESTAMIENT DEVVY LOVELADY-'ICHVBS all lmer beauty aids to Elizalmetll Grondal. CHARLIE MACFARLANE-ICBVES a HLOGSE-A-POUND reducing macliine to Miss Rose. CARL MCCONCHIE-leaves a tommy-gun to guard time millions that the senior class has made. HOWARD MCGLAUFLIN-leaves a thousand foot film entitled -My Football Career. JUNE METTS-leaves directions on liow to write a gossip column to tlme Uploolz Staff. iARLENE NELSON-lCBV6S a bag of Sooper-Dooper-Dulable Bubble gum for bigger and better snaps. MARILYN REINHART-leaves a can of rose colored paint to paint the school so that we all miglit sing Everything is Rosy Now. DON RICK ER'-'leaves a printing press to Miles Strodel for tlle purcllase ol a new gym. CONNIE ROBERTSON-leaves ten rules on liow to be a preacl1er's lcid-and like it. BARBARA SMALL-leaves witli l1opes of clianging l1er Small name in tlle near future. MARV WILSON-ICHVCS a special edition of How to Become a Long-Vvinded Preacher in One Easy Lesson. To MR. THIESSEN-We leave a copy of the recent best -seller, All Riglxt, Folks. To MRS. PERRY-We leave a genuine Overwood Silent U, Typewriter so tllat ller clattering will cease from disturbing the principal's troubled mind. To MR. KIMBALL-We leave the unsolved questions, 'What does 'x' equal? and VVl1at in time world is ta 'sesquipedalian'? l To MISS ROSE-We leave a Greylmouncl Bus to malce Gods Gospel Carriers' long liauls. 69

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LAST WILL AND TIESTAMIENT Vve, the class of 1955, heing of sound tnoisyj mind and hody, having spent our numerous detention hours for heing late, having bought hack our lost articles for tive cents, having horn the strenuous hours of hack-breaking iahor as contrived under the merciless arm of our master and slave-driver, The Honorable Roland C. Kimball, do herehy declare that this tfortunateiy, is our last will and testament. ERIC ANDERSON-leaves his stiits to Bob Peterson. DICK ARMSTRONG'-'ICHVCS his French ll hook to Miss Rose, gladly. CHARLOTTE AUGUSTA-leaves a year's supply of cacides from one hen to another. LEONA BABCOCK-leaves her quiet nature to Betty VVestine. RUSSELL BLOOD-leaves an unlimited supply of puns and jokes to Wir. Thiessen's collection of-ah-jokes?t GEORGE CANTELO-leaves-happily!!t DOTTIE CARTER--leaves a Carter inku factory to all the iii-fated students whose pens fwe wonder, have suddenly gone dry. FRED CHRISTENSENI-'ICHVCS the good name of Christensen behind. JOAN COOK-leaves her high LQ. Unteiligence Quota, to R. Allen EiensteinH Macmillan! SPENCER CORKUMI-ICHVCS Shirley Gibb regrettahiy. JUDY DAMAN-leaves a copy of usiience is a Virtue . BOB DOCHERTY- Leadfoot Docherty leaves a full race cam and dual exhausts to Mrs. Burns. ANN FITZGERALD'-'ICHVES that feeling of security which goes with knowing that when cash gets short you have something to fall hack on. BETTE FOLEY-leaves her Hstevenson for President pin for another four years. tor longer, KATHERINE FRANoIosA-leaves her '49 Dodge to anyone daring to skip gym. SANDY GOODALEI-'ICHVCS her laugh to the Mack Truck Company. 68

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LAST WILL AND TIESTAMJENT MR. DARSCH-We leave an unlimited quantity of clothespins to relieve his suffering chemistry lahorers. 'MISS MESSENGER-We leave an aquarium in which to lceep her future little Fishes , Miss PARTINGTON-VVe leave a pair of snealcers with huilt-in springs so that she might jump a hit higher at the haslcehall games. lVllLES STRODEL-We leave Miles to the Uhanges of Peru in hopes that he will come up with a world-heating haslcethall team. MISS PIERSON-We leave a volume of mlqeachers Should he Seen and Not Hearcln fin stucly hall that isl. MR. RICHMOND'-WP leave two all-glass walls so that he might he ahle to watch hoth classes at once. MRS. BURNS-We leave Fred Warings Pennsylvanians and a T.V. camera for the heginning of her own television show, Can You Top This? l NIRS. STRICKLAND-We leave a 20-year pass to the U.N. meetings and a life-- time supply of homhs with which to hlast politicians. MRS. BROWN-We leave a larger hulletin hoard to display her stuclents nmaster- pieces . MISS LOCKE,-VVe leave an endless supply of time so the girls can lceep in trim. THE CLASS OF 1954-We leave the million-dollar senior store, And Mrs. Striclclancls US. History class, But we clon't guarantee that all will pass! THE CLASS OF 1955-twe hope that you are still alivel, We leave the joy that you'll rememher, Of having to return again next September. THE CLASS OF 1956-We leave some tools that you might fix. Some walls and railings, squealcy stairs, And Miss Roses clouhtlul swivel chair. THE CLASS OF 1957,--Vve leave all our classes which were simply heaven! We leave new hooks for singing hymns, And expectations for 'a hrancl new gyml THE CLASS OF 1958-We leave you in a happy state, Six more years in C.H.S., We hope that they will he the hest. DON RICKER Russ BLOOD 70