Boone McHenry Township High School - Viking Yearbook (Capron, IL)

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Anker Rassmussen went to the Barber Shop and the barber was very slow. ' Y our hair is getting gray, sir, said the barber. I'm not surprised--hurry up I cired Anker. Lucile White went to the Optician to have her eyes tested. Weak eyes, have you? Well, how many lines can you read on that chart? asked the optician. What chart? asked Lucile. Don joe went to the barber shop to get his hair cut. How do you want your hair cut,s ir? the barber asked. Oil said joe. One day while Lorin Dopke was walking down the main street in Capron he saw a terrible automobile wreck. He rushed over and asked the driver, inside the wreckage, Are you hurt, Laddie ? Yes, replied Wayne Robinson. And have you life insurance ? asked Dop. Yes, Wayne' replied again Then , asked Dop, do you mind if I crawl in beside you? Shirley Lawler went to a restaurant for dirmer. On completion of the meal the waiter asked, How did you find your steak, miss? Oh1 I just lifted up the sprig of parsley and there it was, replied Shirley. Walking along Broadway Cin New Yorkl we overhear those two suc- cesses of the Senior Class of '47 talking: Darrell Samuelson: Mind if I borrow a match? Frank Bauer: Here's one. Darrell Samuelson: Now I don't seem to have a cigarette-- Frank Bauer: Then give me back my match. We read that a Westener has perfected the trick of sleeping while standing erect. We don't think this is anything new. 'Beaver' Burge has had that one down pat for years. At Mount Wilson Observatory a scientist, Willie Ward, who was scan- ning the heavens through the huge telescope remarked, It's going to rain. What makes you think so ? asked a fellow, Clyde Masear My corns hort, replied Willie.