Boone McHenry Township High School - Viking Yearbook (Capron, IL)

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SENIOR PRO PHE CY Ah, here it is 1967 and we see the right honorable senator, who is is none other than Linay Burge from Illinois. He is the greatest since Claghorn. And who is this chasing men of all kinds 'P Why, it's Lois Traver, the Vera Vague of today. As we pass through Tennessee, who is this we hear singing Rye Whiskey but Robert Courtney He is now a spy for Milwaukee Brewery trying to swipe the formula for atornic moonshine. There's a pleasant farm on the right, basketball court and all. This is where Russell and Mrs. Bremer now coach their own little team. As we stroll down the streets of Capron we hear that Lorin Dopke was beaten by his wife in the last school board election 580 to 2. Here's little Arlene Piper trying to prove women can run faster than men. She practices on her way to and from her bank president's job. We hear an explosion from next door, but it's iust Ioyce Main, head chemist for Goodyear, trying to find a way to take the stretch out of rubber. And new we move to Indiana where we find Veterinary Allan Peters has just bought 30 horses to practice on. Whcfs that reclining on three feather beds behind a copy of the Constitution but Steve Bonne. He is now a Supreme Court justice and the greatest dissenter since Cliver Wendell Holmes. Clyde Masear is now playing a great French lover on Broadway. We under- stand he always has plenty of fresh vegetables to eat. Donald johnson no longer hauls peas for the canning ccznpanyg he shucks them. George CAD Hove CAD still makes them all swoon from midnight 'till noon. Ruth Smith has skated her way to fame and fortune. She now owns .her ovxm roller skates. Vivian Meyer now has her own church - Gack by namel. As the moon shines over the cow shed, we see Lucile White watching down road eastward - not to watch the sun rise. Bob Lambert has decided to straighten up and Stay Right. Laverne Hazelwood has a cow on his farm that just set a new record, five cans of milk ---- a year.

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Patricia Keefe is a career woman. She puts beans in the jars from which you try to guess how many there are. Our little southern belle, Helen King, is frying chicken. Someone ought to tell her to pick them first. Anker Rasmussen, of oil station fame, now gives free bicarbonate of soda to all his employees to counteract the great supply of gas. We hear Lloyd Carmichael moved to Clinton because all the girls there call him Van. From New York we just received a report that Wayne Ward has been named the boldest man in the country. Herman Zick finally sold his paper mill after his wife beat him to a pulp. Lightning strikes again as Harold Howland knocks out 53 year old joe Louis in the 31st round. Frank Bauer, after farming a few years, decided he knew his calves fairly well and is now a talent scout for M G. M. CModern Girls Modelsl. Evelyn Olson, our secretarial prodigy from Capron, has put away her typewriter and is now a bareback rider with the circus. Shirley Lawler is finally marriedg her husband chased her for two years and she finally caught him. Virginia Colcord finally got a raise. She's an elevator operator. l Betty Taylor is now a millionaire, and has a car so long she had to buy her chauffeur roller skates to travel back to open the door for her. Dorothy Stevens is now famous as the only person to ever get Richard to open the door. . Here we see little Darrell Samuelson - the author of the Senior Class Prophecy, - who has achieved his goal. He is now president of the Liar's Club.