Boone McHenry Township High School - Viking Yearbook (Capron, IL)

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SENIOR PRO PHE CY Ah, here it is 1967 and we see the right honorable senator, who is is none other than Linay Burge from Illinois. He is the greatest since Claghorn. And who is this chasing men of all kinds 'P Why, it's Lois Traver, the Vera Vague of today. As we pass through Tennessee, who is this we hear singing Rye Whiskey but Robert Courtney He is now a spy for Milwaukee Brewery trying to swipe the formula for atornic moonshine. There's a pleasant farm on the right, basketball court and all. This is where Russell and Mrs. Bremer now coach their own little team. As we stroll down the streets of Capron we hear that Lorin Dopke was beaten by his wife in the last school board election 580 to 2. Here's little Arlene Piper trying to prove women can run faster than men. She practices on her way to and from her bank president's job. We hear an explosion from next door, but it's iust Ioyce Main, head chemist for Goodyear, trying to find a way to take the stretch out of rubber. And new we move to Indiana where we find Veterinary Allan Peters has just bought 30 horses to practice on. Whcfs that reclining on three feather beds behind a copy of the Constitution but Steve Bonne. He is now a Supreme Court justice and the greatest dissenter since Cliver Wendell Holmes. Clyde Masear is now playing a great French lover on Broadway. We under- stand he always has plenty of fresh vegetables to eat. Donald johnson no longer hauls peas for the canning ccznpanyg he shucks them. George CAD Hove CAD still makes them all swoon from midnight 'till noon. Ruth Smith has skated her way to fame and fortune. She now owns .her ovxm roller skates. Vivian Meyer now has her own church - Gack by namel. As the moon shines over the cow shed, we see Lucile White watching down road eastward - not to watch the sun rise. Bob Lambert has decided to straighten up and Stay Right. Laverne Hazelwood has a cow on his farm that just set a new record, five cans of milk ---- a year.