Boone High School - Scroll Yearbook (Boone, IA)

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.' 'l , f ' .. 4,-' , , , H E ' 9 3 l TWIPKI 3 c, V o L oolifh fillllllty IZDIICI There once was a teacher named Starr, Who thought that she drove a fast car, Till driving to Boston She was passed by an Austin- VVl1ich goes to show what Starr cars are. Pl lk ill Pk Miss Lamb is an English Profess , And about her I'm going to confess That on the last day of school, She broke every rule, When she said to her pupils Without any scruples, I'll answer any questions you ask. So a boy with no sense of duty Said Please tell why your nickname is 'Tootie'. n ik P14 Ik 'll While loitering in the halls one day And thinking hard, I heard someone say, Move on! You can't park here all noon! Get going now, and make it soon! I turned about in great surprise, To meet the chem. professor's eyes, I left before he got too drastic, He's small, but gee, he's sure sarcastic, So now' I do all my loitering around, Where I won't be chased by some hall-duty hound. if Ill lk if Her Most Embarrassing Moment 'Twas in the library one fine day, ' That Miss Gustafson tried the roll to take. However, to her intense dismay, The students continued much noise to make. Everyone sit down! she sternly comrnanded, And cast a glowering eye about, Upon a culprit the said eye landed, Who had failed to carry her order out, Lightning flew from her eyes of blue And her indignation nothing could stay. She shouted loudly, That means you! And lo! Coach Fisher turned her way! Page Ten 'Ualgq The Ballad of the Springer Spaniel I Oh Mrs. Stevens she did have The cutest little dog! He was the worry of her heart, And his name was Bob. II He had the longest little tail, Which was not right, you know, But if she'd let them cut it off His pain would cause her woe. III This was a problem you can sec: Sl1e worried day and night, To be or not to be , said she, She wanted to do right. IV At last in panic she did call The kind old Doctor true. He told her that it was too late, And not to bother to. V So thereupon did she rejoice, Together with the animalg Although it was a small disgrace To any little Spaniel. ll' lk PII ll There's a cute little teacher, In our high schoolg I'm sure he's no preacherg He's nobody's fool. He feeds all his pupils On sulphuric acid And eggs which are slightly, If not greatly, rancid. He peps them with voltage Till the victim decampsg Then to get even, He feeds them some amps. In his physics lab, He still reigns supreme, And if one falls asleep, One gets crowned with a beam. If you know already, What this poem's about, Please don't let him hear Or I'll have to get out.

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.- 'Q .A,' '1 9. V161 'QHE ' 93' Semen'- Faculty Members Who Do Not Appear in Pictures: Mrs. Belden Laurence Evans Harold Fisher Miss Hager Beulah Harris Nellie Harvey Ray Lamb Clara Jordan Phyllis McAdams Jeanette McEwen Beulah Nunamaker Ruth Parks N. A. Fields 'OJ CJ 'Ulm 4 Y 1' Marie Potratz Miss Sievers Dorothy Starr B. F. Tillotson Minnie Vannest ' Florence TVlmnnel Pugm N nv:

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