Booker T Washington High School - Hornet Yearbook (Tulsa, OK)

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Emile when you say that, mister We were graced with a few humorous, earthly versions, though. ,Amarillo, Texas rejected the rare honor of being 80's host for an annual witch convention. Picking on the news, local evangelists flocked to the call to pell the satanic pagans. The witches, taking the ole matter quite gracefully, merely packed up and oved, ironically, to Salem, Massachusetts. Hold on there, pardners! We're not through with the Ene Star state yet. The prime-time soap opera that d gripped TV fans with cowboy mania for two easons, Dallas , made dubious progress in show z history by having the highest single-night ratings any show on television. lt's all very simple: merely dild up a character so hateful and all-round gentlemanly that he epitomises the person that fery meek victim in TV land would love to puree in a Jisinart, but, alas, he seemed invincible. Then aspll, one fateful episode, J.R. Ewing became timate friends with a bullet. Fans went wild. E-genie-master, Larry Hagman, had his face spread everything from bumper stickers to Time agazine. Stetson hat sales skyrocketted. For half a season of ale re-runs, Dallas devotees waited for the next eason premiere which would name the hero who ugged him. Who shot J.R.? became the ultimate Jestion. On the last of three episodes, Kristin, J.R.'s istress and the most obvious candidate was nailed for her evil for altruisticj ways. Millions of dollars changed hands here in the good ol' U.S. as well as Europe lmore was bet on who the murderer was in England than on who our next president would bel as elaborate betting came to an end. Television bloodshed seems to be the key to pulling the world together. One leisurely afternoon in Blighty a bobble and his dog were innocently strolling the avenues of London. A young fellow with evil intentions happened by them and began to meow at the dog. Consequently, the pseudo-cat ended up with a rather handsome set of teeth marks in his leg and a fine for obstructing justice. Boys will be boys. We Okies had our share of oddities, too. In Lawton, a tank managed to free itself from Fort Sill and mill about the town destroying anything in its way. Thousands of dollars of damage and a lot of teargas later an ex-serviceman crawled from the machine. And to think that that destruction could have been put to use elsewhere. Right here in Hometown, U.S.A. a troop of innocent head lice had enrolled for the fall semester at the University of Tulsa. Well, they weren't very well received in a gesture of obvious discrimination, and lice crispy jokes soon became cliches. The news spread all over the countryg we never thougt we'd hear the words Tulsa, Oklahoma uttered on the Today show. Thanks for the p.r. guys. K, ,K-P N ss fn 'il- . . i- 5 o M4 A Kal N Rv 'R 0565 Q 'Hs JE

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