Bonner Springs High School - Totem Pole Yearbook (Bonner Springs, KS)

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10 places to pick up a date 1. Pogo's 2. Oak Park shopping malls 3. Drive In's all night blowouts 4. Worlds and Oceans of Fun 5. In the produce section at the local grocery market. 6. Optical department at Sears. 7. Concerts 8. The Plaza 9. King Louie 10. If all else fails, try family reu- nions. 10 ways to realize your date Isn’t the boy next door. 1. When he shows up at the door (plaid pants and all) ready for the bowling alley. 2. When his name is Eugene and his only date has been with his computer, Bertha. 3. When he turns out to be an octupus and not a fox. 4. When he picks you up on his bicycle with plans to go to the Skeletel Museum. 5. When he goes to give you a good-night kiss, and a lucious belch arises from his lips. 6. When he's 6'7 and loves basketball, and you're 4' 11 and can't imagine having fun bouncing a rubber ball around and putting it through a ring!! 7. When he goes to give you a good-night kiss, and you notice the green algae on his braces. 8. When his only source of reading is Mad Magazine and the National Enquirer. 9. When he approaches the din- ner table with a fork in both hands yelling, FOOD!!'' 10. When his idea of fun is pierc- ing his girlfriend's nose and spray painting his name on her body. 10- $10 Dates 1. 2 movie tickets—$8 2. Quick meal at a local fast food joint—$6 3. Walk around the plaza, grab some ice cream at Swenson's—$3 4. Rent a couple of movies, top- ped off with some popcorn—$5 5. Take in an exciting Royals game (general admission)—$6 6. Get together and cook a home-made dinner—only cost. food. 7. Cruise out to Crown Center and take a risk at ice skating—$7 8. A day at a country park, com- plete with picnic basket—$7 9. Flip on the cable TV and sit down with a Pan Pizza—$6. 10. Wednesday morning movies at Indian Springs—$1 10 ways to realize your girl isn’t “The one to take home to Mom. 1. When she shows up with an earring in her nose, ready for the mud-wrestling champion- ships. 2. When you just get the nerve up to kiss her and you realize that she forgot to brush her breath with Dentyne. 3. When you reach onto the flootboard of your car to get your keys and rub your arm against her leg, thinking for sure you left your sheepdog at home! 4. When she shows off her trophy from the annual belching con- test. 5. When you think it's snowing in July, but realize she's nodding her head. 6. When she blows her nose at the table, and you swear you've just heard a lighthouse foghorn. 7. When she's a topless dancer and wants to start giving your lit- tle sister lessons. 8. When she swears she's not hungry but keeps picking her nose. 9. When her main conversation revolves around her ex- boyfriend, the captain of the swim team, football team, cross- country team, basketball team... 10. When her idea of fun is go- ing to the city library and study- ing the metamorphosis of a caterpillar. aj 10 Remarks to dump a date with: 1. I think I hear my mother call- ing me. 2. I have to pick my dad up at the airport from an important business trip. 3. I have to be home at 9 p.m. because I have to work in the morning. 4. I have to go babysit my little brother because my mom had to go visit my sick grandma in the hospital. 5. I have to go home and take care of my pet goldfish Hairy,” who has mange. 6. Time magazine wants me to photograph the grand- opening of my garage door. 7. My sock drawer is messy, and I have to sort my socks. 8. I have to write my pen-pal Kaddafi, who will just kill me if he doesn't get a letter soon. 9. I have to go home and await a phone call from Steven Spielberg concerning the lead role in his next movie. 10.1 have to get up early to par- ticipate in Tiddlywinks tourna- ment. IQ

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Prom ♦ 19