Bondurant Farrar High School - Bluejay Yearbook (Bondurant, IA)

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Keith Silver bestows his masculine handsorneness and dashing ways with the women to Lee Stoll. Pauline Frederick leaves her ability to say the right thing at the wrong time to Alice Hall. The wizard of witty sayings and snappy back talk, Alfred Keitzke bestows his stale jokes to one who is very willing to except them, Mr. Plopper. As a class we leave our extra-ordinary intelligence to anyone who needs it. namely the Sophomores and Freshmen. We bequeath to our beloved faculty all of the amazing knowledge and startling information that we have furnished them from time to time on our examination papers. lf they see fit they are hereby authorized to give out such of this information to the world as they feel the world is ready to receive. Signed and Witnessed by: Slippy, Sloppy, and Slurpy. CLASS PROPHECY Time: 1950 Object: Experiment of the Atomic Bomb. Witnesses: Dippy, Dappy, Dopey. We have gathered in the Pacific Ocean to witness the experiment of the Atomic Bomb by Professor Kenneth Carpenter who wants to find out for him- self, all the particulars. Who do we find as captain of the rugged, old, battle- ship, The'Iowa ? None other than Richard Heilin. Sitting at the mike adver- tising his Special Kietzke Liniment, , good for tooth ache, ear ache, head ache, back ache, foot ache, flu, measles and rhumatism, free for only a trial-e Guaranteed to kill or cure, we find Alfred Kietzke, ready to announce to the world the findings of this experiment. Cruising along side we see The Spellbound , the yacht of Madame Smith lornieson,tformally known as Ruth Smith, her husband Hugh, and all the little lamiesons. Her maid, the meek Barbara Bonnewell, is arranging the lounge for her mistress while Hugh finishes scrubbing the deck. On the luxury liner, The Lone Tree , are passengers from Bondurant. As we look around we see Pauline Fredrick selling Popcorn, Peanuts, Cracker- iqcks, Chewing gum and Fans only Sc a nickle. Next we see none other than the Miss Margaret theftyj Tufts and Miss Rita Ann tshiftyl Flannery, ready to begin their wrestling bout. On down the line, coming through the throng, we meet that expert on figures t?J Paul Biddle of Bondurant, Iowa and his lovely wife, the model and actress, the former Kay De Moss. ...2Q..

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Glass will - We the class oi '46, of Bondurant High School, being sound of mind' and memory, do hereby declare this to be our last Will and Testament in manner and form following:- Dick Stewart bequeaths his many talents to anyone who thinks he is capable ot handling them. Kenneth Carpenter leaves his tall, slender shape to Phyllis Mclntosh. Kay DeMoss adds her charms as a man catcher to the many already acquired by Pat Iones. Richard Heilin leaves his manly physique to Bob Plopper. Mary Hart has already caught sleeping sickness from Iim Clark. Rita Ann Flannery bequeaths her classy chassis to LaVerna Iohnston. Roy Stoll leaves his dancing alibity to Paul Rummans. Norma Miller leaves her height to Glen Stoll. Paul Biddle gives that little bitty wave in his hair to David Paine so that he too can look dignified. Ruth Smith and Hugh Jamieson leave their spooning in school 'to Shirley Hart and Leo Van der Linden. Bob Bane leaves his chev'y to Mr. Nolte so that he can get to school next winter. I Barbara Bonnewell bequeaths her ability to sing to lean Von Stein. Harold Murrow wills a plug of chewing tobacco to Mr. Leeper. lack Griggs leaves his A'S in conduct to George Bonnewell. Bob Ugulini leaves his quiet way to Shirley Brown. Betty Bishop wills her book-worm ability to lack Dougherty. Bob Miller wills all the pencils he has borrowed from time to time to any- one who can find them. Margaret Tufts leaves her wolfing ability to Marianne Runyon. -28-

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A What's the noise we hear??? Its an autogirol Who can that be? As they land and board the liner, we welcome our old pals, Roy Stoll, the pilot, and Kieth Silver, his co-pilot, manufacturers of Bubble Bath and Bubble gum. We hear something elsell Tschaikowsky ll, better know to us as Iarnes Clark, and his orchestra playing while his crooner Harold Murrow is giving out with She'll Be Comin' 'round the Mountain. Who is that sinister looking figure standing by the refreshments stand? Look!! He's trying to steal a -sugar bowlll lt's lack tSqueakyl Griggs, that king of the underworld! And that girl with him is his gun moll, Norma Miller. She really packs a mean pistol. - That little man in the white coat looks very familiar. Why its Bob Miller! He's a trustee in a nut factory. The guards let him loose for the special oc- casion. Pauline sees him!! She leaves her popcorn and runs to him with outstreched arms. V ' ' We see Betty Bishop wandering through the crowd. She has left her vigil at Boys Town where she has waited three years with her two bear traps and three nets ready to catch any boys that might happen out. On the other side of us. we see Bob Ugulini and his freighter pulling up. He's on his way to the South Seas to gather up discarded jeep wheels for his Bondurant factory, where he uses them in various ways. We see Bob Bane with his monkey wrenches, wrecking bars, skrew driversg etc., ready to help. The handsome, dashing, Dick Stewart, who is still dashing, is just going along in search of pretty girls. What's this We see??? Barbara Bonnewell is fleeing from her torture chamber, The Spellboundu to elope with Uke on the Wreck And Bring 'em Back freighter. ' Signed: Dippy, DUDDY, Dopey.