Bolivar Central School - Gusher Yearbook (Bolivar, NY)

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30 BOLIVAR HIGH SCHOOL BLIZZARD” The schoolmaster was giving the boys a lecture on thrift and pointed out how squirrels stored up nuts for winter. Then he asked for another illustration of thrift in animals, and one boy cried out “a dog.” “A dog! In what way does a dog practice economy?” ‘‘When he runs after his tail he makes both ends meet.” Ed. Irvin: Did you know Cap- tain Kidd was an acrobat? Mr. Irvin: Where in Sam Hill did you get that notion ? Edward: Well, it says here after Captain Kidd divided the treasure, he went over and sat on his chest. Pete: Say, Bo, got a cigarette? Ham: Sure, want to see it? Edwina (Int. Algebra Exam.): How far are you from the correct answer ? Maxine: Two seats. Mrs. Balmer: What does procrastinate mean? Mel: To ‘‘put off.” Mrs. Balmer: Use it in a sent- ence. Mel: Conductor, I want to be procrastinated at the next corner. Mountaineer: What do you teach ? Mr. Larrabee: I teach algebra, geometry, trigonometry. Mountaineer: That’s enough. Fill my son up with triggernome-try, lie’s the only poor shot in our family. yi mi. mi—iiuhih—.mi—im ini — mi- mi—-mi—■ un no ] Jllwags Be Careful j 5 i i = 'W'OU could not replace the valuables you I keep around your house for a few cents a week—yet that is all it costs to pro- 1 tect them by renting a Safety Deposit Box I | in our burglar and fire proof vault. Attend = to it today. I | | I State Bank of Bolivar I BOLIVAR, N. Y. B 1 on—mi—mi—mi—mi—mi—mi—mi—mi—.mi——mi—mi——iio

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BOLIVAR HIGH SCHOOL BLIZZARD” 29 Harry S.: Who was the best track man whoever lived? John K.: Give up. Hairy: William Jennings Bryan. He ran for thirty years without a stop. In Ancient History Class. “I have heard,” said Prof. Witter, ‘‘that Babylon fell, and Nine-vah was destroyed, and—” Someone in class: ‘‘Tyre was punctured.” Miss Brown: This is the third time you have looked on Velma’s paper. Paul Husak: Yes, she doesn’t write very plainly. Mac: Have you heard the new tango song? Florence M.: No, what’s that? Mac: Tangonna Rain No Mo’. “The sweetest girl I ever kissed,” Said gay young Malcolm, “Used powdered Instead of talci Gladys: I see here in the paper where a man working at a slaughter house dropped sixty feet and wasn’t hurt a particle. Stella: How was that? Gladys: They were pig’s feet. Keith Perry: A fellow just told me I looked like you. Howard Root: Where is he? I’d like to knock his block off. Keith: I killed him. They sat on the porch at midnight, Their lips were tightly pressed. The old man gave the signal, The bulldog did the rest. John M.: Mary just gave me a mean look. “Fat” Ward: Gawan! You always looked that way. Olive: Can you dance? Paul: Half way. Olive: What do you mean? Paul: I can hold on but I can’t move my feet.

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BOLIVAR HIGH SCHOOL BLIZZARD 31 Register of Pupils 1924-25 Pupils with ( ) after name have left school. Postgraduates: Florence Smyth Teresa Wellenhoffer Seniors: Olive Lain, Josephine McDivitt Malcolm McDivitt Florence Shaner Edwina Smith Margaret Wai ninan Genevieve Williams Feme Wilson Mary Cummings Melvin H. VanCuren Harry Sackett Florence Murphy Marguerite White Robert Wiglitman Abraham, Zellemneyer’ Juniors: Bernice Bliss Mvrtel Cady Helen Dougherty Paul Ilusak Roberta Lain Fred Newton Gladys Orcutt Keith Perry Howard Root Lawrence Shaner Stella Ward Ellouise Peters Grace Baker John McMurdy Charles Mead Sophomores: Hazel Baldwin Harry Barnes Pauline Burdick Millis Cady Tsabel Cowles Harrison DeGroff Gladys Fanton Lloyd Foster elma Green Thelma Guild Harry Hendrickson Josephine Jeselnick William Mooney Murray Potter Ruth Potter Dora Reynolds Clarence Shaner Marceilas Turner Thelma Weaver Dorothy White Ruth Wiglitman Julia Carlson James Ariza Alice Waters Leona Curtiss Francis Ward Wilkins Newell Freshmen: Sealand Appleby Marjorie Burdick Irene Casev Belle Childs Emmogene Day Edgar Dillie Edward Ervin William Foster Marion Hoffman Alois Ilusak Lydia Ingalls Helen Johnson Nevah Jones Paul Miller Richard Miller Doris Monroe Marguerite Nelson Maxine Nelson Marion Newton George Perry Blanche Phillips Arthur Richardson John Sawyer Cerell Schram Irene Seamans Nelson Shavalier Ruby Smith Eunice Stives Crystal Taylor Virgie Taylor Burdette Thomson Winifred Ward Laurence Wiglitman Gladys Wood Lulu Wood Edith Sprague Julius Cook Frederick Maxson William Osgood LeRoy Seely Evelyn Shaner Charry Woodard Flossie Barlow Basil Hibbard Lester Enos Elaine Childs Arland Howard Philo Richardson John Kroh Lowell Newton Raymond Burdick Howard Millard Conditioned Freshmen: Gladys Baldwin Regen a Barnes Burton Buell Cleta Childs Reuben Childs Lulu DeGroff Dorothy Green Celestine Jones Anna McQueen Mary Root Stanley Seamans Joseph Shaner Velma Smith George White Frank Henderson Hugh Barlow Glen Hibbard Clarissa Osgood