Blue Ridge Community College - Doubling Yearbook (Weyers Cave, VA)

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Route one . . . box seventy . .' . Weyers Cave . . . 24486 My leg lives at the same address. Very funny, she snapped. I was becoming impatient. I need a tetanus shot! I screamed. I need to have this bleeding stopped! I NEED A DOCTOR! Calm down, sir . . . just one more question. Was it an accident? No, I just thought it would be fun to punch a hole in my leg. Of course it was an accident! Okay, that's all I have to know. The doctor will see you in about ten minutes. And try to stop bleeding all over the floor. Dennis Houff Prose Contest Photo by Greg Smith I

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Tender Loving Care May I help you? asked a smiling orderly as I hobbled into the emergency room. Yes, I said pointing to the blood flowing freely from my left leg, Could I please see a doctor? Sure . . . just a moment. Sit in this wheelchair, please. He then pushed me past three examination rooms, two doctors, and an intern who was busy putting golf balls into a bedpan. He finally stopped in front of a large desk with a stone-faced nurse behind it. May I help you? It's my leg. She looked down at the blood running from the cut in my leg and asked, What's wrong with it? It's bleeding pretty badly. I think it may be broken or something. Name? Gee, I never gave it one. No, I don't mean your leg. I want YOUR name. Houff. I-I-O-U-F-F. First name? Dennis. D-E-N-N-I-S . Area of the injury? Lf-ig. L-E-G. Address?

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