Blue Mound High School - Blu Mo Illio Yearbook (Blue Mound, IL)

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Slnce NDocN nas reach d th1s goal he 1S sett1ng out to see Just how carce hen's teeth really are Now, after H3tCh1DO the d1al to one n1ne seven f1ve-and-a half, we s e the program NYou As'ed For Itn Just end1ng Next week, the naln attract1on w1ll be a race between George Arnold and Charles Buzan. Slnce George has graduated, he has broken many of h1s records he had set 1n hws school days One of them belng reduclnh h1 speed from Blue hound to St Elmo from fifty f1ve m1nutbS to three and a half mlnutes Charlle was never known to exceeo twenty f1vo mlles per hour unt1l the trlal run for thls race, when he went thlrty T 15 shoule prove to be very OXC1t lng, as Charlle 1S favored to walk away w1tn all honors. Two weels later flnds us recuperatlng from our strenuous act1v1 ty 1n Alaska. we are resldlnb 1n nThe L1ttle Rock Igloo Apartmentsn owned by Dean Austln It 15 sa1d that Dean patented thls ldea after one year of study of the structure of ice cubes He has acqulred a fortune 1n f1sh for pay wh1ch he stores 1n the basemen+s of hls lgloo apartm nt houses. For three more flsh, occupants may zid themselves of the offenslve odor by rentlng Fresh Alr dasls. Wh1le 1n Plasla, we spent a couple of nlghts at the fabulous Yukon Strlp, somewhat l1'e the lollywood otrlp Th1s magn f1 cent showplace 1S owned by da Jacobs and Gall Chavman. These two men get alone very well, slnce one 1 deaf and the other canft hear a word. host rccentlf at the UStrioW has been Betty deElhaney's Yulon enoru girls. Unl1ke most chorus 91115, Bettyh troupe dlsolay the Eskimo talents, such as rubblnb noses. Any one have a cold, f1T1S9 Becaus the cllmat dldnit agr , and we tlred of playing 'fre ze-out , we went to a South Paclflc Island. Here we saw a new dance, the HL1pht Foot Pol'a,W taupht by UVancc, the llbht foot kldn, known to us as V1nCC1t tlay, the former bubble dance 57 . , , . . . . L: f' , n . 0 O . . . . . 1 S . - fr H x ,, , - , '1 rf f ' ' , V LL 9 . . . X C- ' . C. . . . . - O . . C J- I . 'Z u 4 g C . . . 3 an Q ll . . . - . . . Q '5 ,' on an A 1 . ,- . , . 3 O li s Ol . . . . Q x 1 - . . Y . . x. .. A 5 Tr . w . . fr . . I A . . . O . . A L 1 1 a . . . . . . . G . J La ' Q . . 1 1 , . .f , L . . , . . x - . . U -Q o . 1 . .Q 4 Q W . . . 1 1 x 3. . . , r o .. U u . ,. . 1' u . . ' F s - - . Q ' . u Q . y - l Q. , ki . . . . e e , ee . . I C ll , 4 'x 0 ' - 1 x ' rr . , U. Lx I . . Y -, . . A

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Jean, who ot her start co1lect1ng money for garbage wh1le 1h h1gh school Ihdame Brlck r acqulred the most of her wealth the year after she graduated by havlng hor own Immbo band, the craze that was then gO1nb strong. Those that saw NLaBr1ckerW S810 she really knew the steps and then a few Uextrasn were added. The last occupant of the table 1S Ars Marlan R1ce James, wife of the famous bandleader Harry James I bellevo he was once married to a movle star by the name of Betty somethlng or other. I canft recall the last name but I guess that doesn't matter now that dar1an has LR. James. How d1o you Wln him from h1s other w1fc, Marian? We now leave thls very famous sextet and go to another section of the room,and on the dance floor we see V1rgi1Schm1dt and some beautiful danc1ng partner we look closer to see h1s partner, the famous ballet dancer known to her public as Plrouettlng Ann, or to us, Mary Ann Jacobs we hear that V1rg1l has replaced Arthur Murray. Hollywood wno g1ves advlce to stars like Glor1a Swanson, Marlene D1etr1ch, and other famous great, great grandmothers of Hollywood Youlll remember that they were just grandmothers when M185 Lavonne, al1as Phyllis Cat11n Rosborough, graduated from Blue Mbund. As lt was nearing ll o'clock, I sw1tched m portable T V to channel 203 to see the B1g Top from S1ber1a. The ma1n attraction was WSee mbre WlCk11DGu, or Ida Uickline, the tallest woman 1n the world She must have eaten her splnach regularly after grad uatlng from Blue Mound, for her height was under five feet while attend1ng school OH! What 15 thls we see on our screen now? It surely ean't be the same Jerry Uhlte who graduated from Blue Mound 1n '55, but I know no other, so lt must be the same He has achieved world w1de fame as the f1rst dentist on the maxlllary teeth of a frog 56 Next we see WMiss LaVonneW, the well known beauty consultant of . ' . O O 0 .

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instructor at B M. C H S Upon be1ng inqulsitmve, we decided to interview one of h1s puplls We fzmd that the pupll we chose 15 the one and only water ballet star, M1nm.e the Merma1o' , to us common folks, knovm as Joan Stuart, Suddenly we are bllnded by a terrific flash We find that it was Norman Peacelover Nelson's laboratory which exploded Nlorman had Just invented the K E D Bomb, K111 Em Dead studled under L C Spooner for twelve years ln the Old Folks Inst1tute at Blackland, 111111018 Whlle out on the beach we see a water show starrlng the Mistress of the Water, Carolyn Oldfleld It 1S sa1d that Carolyn learned to swim when she was a telephone operator at Blue Mound They said she was always swmmng 1n gossip one particular bulldmg After closer inspection, we flnd that :Lt is the fabulous 'YE OLDE KURLE SHOPPEN owned by Francois Blnkley, the wor1d's leadlng hair dresser The former Kenneth Binkley got hls 1nsp1rat1on from the ha1ry legs of a basketball player The next evening, we attended a show at the hotel The main attractlon was a wrestllnp match between a woman wrestler and a hlppopotamus Upon further 1nvestigat1on, we fund that the lady 1S Gorgeous Grandfleldn, or to us, tlleen Grandfield Th1s was qulte a shock , especlally when we found that the hlppopotamus was R1chard Brown Rlchard was always known for his scient1f1c experlments, but one time he went too far. Poor boy Oh! excuse me, I meant poor hippopotamus. Th1s last event was gust too much for us, so we went :Lnto hiber nation grievlng over that horrible wrestlzmg match 58 o e 0 o . . . 1 r O a Q 4 5 ' l 1 ' ' - - . He U . . O . . . . After the show, we noticed most of the girls running toward this I 1 ' P 0 I . . . . .