Bloomfield High School - Memories Yearbook (Bloomfield, NJ)

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WEA' AN EPITAPH Here lies a man known to all as Class XVill, XYhom the annuals of li. l-l. S. did kill, Not by cruelty, as you may guess, But simply by kindness and nothing less, Because he lived year in and year out, lYas never changed or moved about, He never wavered or never varied, XYas just the same when he was buried, So he died a natural death of age, From being seen on the same old page, me ll r i UW K5 N 1 as x 'Q - if xi : , Qby ni lei R2 Kiev IF? ii-f ' x'x X I , - x N ' Y new is -X '- G- , fo, f f':e- .-5 X Eg 4 N -'-:- X X 8 X xx ,f N P X Jr Y. 1,1 ff V ,ll li. ll iii ll lt Of every yearbook that has gone to press, From the time the school began, l guess, . .Xnd so we write this epitaph Cwe know it's rottenl, - ' Class XVill-Gi JNE but not FORGOTTEN. ,. C. A I., l2I. l l i X l A .fm ' . ., L5--, , 'V ,. pzifsiaaifr.- gg es.. 5 if W ' '22 ,, l If , it lf ff f if ll 'Ll YW

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Egan, which is managed by Alberta Hughes Egan. M-rs. Egan has made this hotel famed for its unrivaled cuisine and social events. Ringling Brothers' Circus is now visiting Bloomfield. Among the special attractions which delight the towns- people is The Cigarette Fiend, Thomas Brady. who now holds the world's record of fourteen cigarettes per min- ute. The tent next to his is occupied by lYilliam Cald- well, who creates great sensations as a Sword Swallower. The chief place among the side shows is held by the Fat Man, James Hitchcock. He now tips the scales at 570 lbs. and by proper dieting soon hopes to attain 6oo. The people of Bloomfield are glad to know that these young men have at last found their niches in society. Mabel Henry is one of the great coloratura sopranos 'of history. She represents a type of natural endowment and a perfection of art such as are met with few times, if at all, in any generation. Standing watch at the stage door of the Gayety Thea- tre in Newark is Howard NYhittaker, who is employed .as f'Bouncer at this place. He was chosen for this place because he is a man of great thought and few words. Antoinette Schindler is now running the Congres- -sional Manicure Parlorsin Xklashington, D. C., for lady members of Congress. It may be said with certainty that she gained this position through untiring efforts on her part. Dorothy Mulligan is making a tour of the United States delivering her address on. f'The Rise and Fall of the Irish Republicfl Having played an iinportant part in winning the cause for XYoman Suffrage throughout the world, Miss Mulligan's name is a familiar one in every home. A resort that is rivaled only by Monte Carlo is own- ed and operated by George Dahl. One of his most popu- ,u lar attractions is the Roulette Revuef, the leading part in which is played by Ruth Binzen. It is well known that many of the patrons of this resort come just as much to see Miss Binzen dance as to stake their fortunes on the wheel. joseph Slifkin is also connected with this estab- lishment as chief attorney to the manager, thus enabling him to evade the pitfalls of the law. Mr. Slifkin is one of the few honest lawyers thus employed. One of the exponents of the Back to the Farmu movements is Bessie Armstrong, who now spends eight hours a day guiding a tractor over the fertile fields of Cedar Grove. Also enthused with this idea is Ella Sulc. She is now the Walking Delegate of the Amalgamated Farmerettesl Associationfl Frances Tucker is now giving recitals before appre- ciative audiences at Carnegie Hall. Miss Tucker is famed for her beautiful interpretations of the works of the great composers and also for her original compositions. Arnold VVeichert is, as usual, doing nothing. Arnold discovered his proficiency in this art while in B. H. S. One of the most venerated members of the faculty of Princeton University is Robert Pilch, who is professor of Economics. Professor Pilch was given his start in this science by Mr. Robert Matz, who impressed upon him, the tremendous importance of this subject. Day by day the high school students are carried to and from school in a Kiddy Kar operated by Alice Dal- zell, Alice always did have a great fondness for cars. Over the snowclad hills of Lake Placid, starlight sleigh-rides are conducted by Odin Thulander. Odin took a delight in starlight sleigh-rides many years ago. while living in East Orange. As one passes through the Hoboken station of the Lackawanna Railroad he may hear the bass voice of Hans Siepermann announcing the arrival and departure , ' W' f- we '-if 1 lt- W 3 1 ' ' 3-I-r 1 Y i in