Bloomfield High School - Bee Yearbook (Bloomfield, IA)

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Not Exactly Hygienic Mrs. Hirkman-VVhy should we be always neat and 4-lean? Glen Post-In case of arf-ident. Alice E. tReadingzJ--It says here that the Lord sends husbands. Raehel T.-Let us pray. Miss Jones. tTo the elassj lilo you think that whispering' gets you . anywhere ? Keith Bunton-Yes, to the offiee. Mr. Stiensmeyer--XV hy don't you play football, Glenn? Glenn Mr. S. Glenn G.-The Old Man won't let me. --Oh, your father doesn't want you to play ? -No, I meant Mr. Ostergaard. Mr. S.-XVhy won't he let you play? Glenn Mr. S -He says my grades are too low. --Now, if you had not explained it, I might have thought you were to blame. What is the matter now, Grumps? My daughter is wearing knickers. and my so11 is taking a girlis part in a sc-hool play. A Classiiied Want Ads 0 for a Ford ride!-l'auline Martin. . , llobbed hair-liernire XVarning. -lust a man friend-lDorothy Putman. More rouge'-llazel lflllenberger. A new fly swatter-Miss Duffield. A big diamond-Rosa llorn. A broken arm--Marie Campbell. A bungalow-Lorene M et 'a rty. l'eanuts-ellelen Atwood. A seowl-Miss Jones. More dramatic expression-Hoo Johnson. Just you, Vera -llerrill Martin. 1 Yovered eggs--Donald Merrill. .lust Curly-Ruth Powers. 0 for a million I- Pete llorn. A girl who will stil-k-Gerald Mills. More legs- Pete lVhite. Fifteen rounds with a Freshman- Shorty Craven. A job-Harry Herod. Anti-fat-Esther Skinner. Good looking Sl0ll0g.fl'illllIPI'--ll'l?ll'Vll1 Patterson. More work-Lee Shelton et al. A good grade--Billie Stoker. A sharper appetite-Glen Grant. 'Just you, Bill --'tSusie l-Karnes. Seventy-Five

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A Sad Alternative Ilan Harper--Miss lVellborn, do gooseberries have legs? Miss Wfellborn-Of course 11ot. i Dan H.-Then I have swallowed a caterpillar. Perisho--lVe call an object transparent if we can see through it. Some one please give an illustration. Esther G.-A ladder. Mr. Brown C General Sciencej-XVho can name something of importance that did not exist a hundred years ago? Evelyn Crisman--Me. Ora L.--Do you think that Pete Coy enjoys his physics class? Paul G.-Yes, especially on days that he takes a nap in class. 7l'hat's the guy I am laying for, said the hen, as the farmer crossed the barnyard. 4, r 66 Lucille VVare-wMother, we had the toughest Hour to bake with in Home Economics. y , Mothere-Tough tlour? What do you mean ? Lucille-I made a pie and Mrs. Pat could hardly cut it. Adam's Invention Tell me, who was the iirst great radio engineer? Give it up. It was Adam. Ile made aloud speaker out of his spare parts. Hugh Seabury 1tAt the studio.j-Mr. Warner, what made the camera rattle when you took my picture? Mr. W.-I guess that it is not accustomed to such rugged srenery. Miss XVHllll0l'll-Xvlltll' is the matter? A Eugene Allen--l wrote an article on fresh milk and the editor con- densed it. 4 nat is the 4-at's whiskers, said LeRoy as he removed a hair from the hash. g V U K6Il1I ,,fJ 1 . h q ' W ' 'g. X , . A. Brown t'l'1I1gllSllJ-VVll6ll and where was 1,1111-tiln born? l a L , Louise ITaswell-Abraham Lincoln was horn Fell. 12, 1809. in a log cabin wllich,.l5e Quilt himself, i y Raohielafvaitftlre football,ga'tlw.j+lHold.al1in1W, l'ete,..IsfkI1ow'.you can. t Sew enty Fovur'

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It is here that we Wish to express our appreciation of every effort which has been put forth to make this annual a success. We wish especial- ly to thank the faculty advisers for their willing and able assistance, and Mr. Warner and the Republican printing office for their earnest co- operation. P The Staff. Seventy-Six