Bloomfield High School - Bee Yearbook (Bloomfield, IA)

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A Sad Alternative Ilan Harper--Miss lVellborn, do gooseberries have legs? Miss Wfellborn-Of course 11ot. i Dan H.-Then I have swallowed a caterpillar. Perisho--lVe call an object transparent if we can see through it. Some one please give an illustration. Esther G.-A ladder. Mr. Brown C General Sciencej-XVho can name something of importance that did not exist a hundred years ago? Evelyn Crisman--Me. Ora L.--Do you think that Pete Coy enjoys his physics class? Paul G.-Yes, especially on days that he takes a nap in class. 7l'hat's the guy I am laying for, said the hen, as the farmer crossed the barnyard. 4, r 66 Lucille VVare-wMother, we had the toughest Hour to bake with in Home Economics. y , Mothere-Tough tlour? What do you mean ? Lucille-I made a pie and Mrs. Pat could hardly cut it. Adam's Invention Tell me, who was the iirst great radio engineer? Give it up. It was Adam. Ile made aloud speaker out of his spare parts. Hugh Seabury 1tAt the studio.j-Mr. Warner, what made the camera rattle when you took my picture? Mr. W.-I guess that it is not accustomed to such rugged srenery. Miss XVHllll0l'll-Xvlltll' is the matter? A Eugene Allen--l wrote an article on fresh milk and the editor con- densed it. 4 nat is the 4-at's whiskers, said LeRoy as he removed a hair from the hash. g V U K6Il1I ,,fJ 1 . h q ' W ' 'g. X , . A. Brown t'l'1I1gllSllJ-VVll6ll and where was 1,1111-tiln born? l a L , Louise ITaswell-Abraham Lincoln was horn Fell. 12, 1809. in a log cabin wllich,.l5e Quilt himself, i y Raohielafvaitftlre football,ga'tlw.j+lHold.al1in1W, l'ete,..IsfkI1ow'.you can. t Sew enty Fovur'

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A Bray, My Boy Miss Fry-Can anyone tell me what states are noted for their mules? Harry Herod-The Balkan states. Boss-Did you put up the signs I told you-two tires 2550, one tire free? Donald Newland-Yes, and I have not old any of the 325 tires, but I have given all the free ones away. First down and ten to go, yelled Leah B. as the boxer kissed the canvas. Blaine Harris-I guess that we are not going to get to see the Covered Wagon as they stopped it. Willard Hubbartt-VVhat for? Blaine-To grease it. Miss Jones---Do you know what letter comes after h? Chris NV.-No'm. I Miss Jones-VVhat have I on each side of my nose? , Chris-Looks like powder. Mother-You will write to me, wonlt you? Bob Sturgis-You bet I will as soon as I get into trouble. Florence E.-No, Charles, you can't kiss me. tlharles 0.--Then let me kiss your lipstick. Physics Class of '24 They go to sleep in class, In lab. they break up glass, In study they do shirk, In lab. they will not work. The problems they don't bring to class, I can't see how they expect to pass, And what will they do in the future? I sure can't- Oh, well. -Perisho-1 P. CJ Things ThateMake Life Miserable for the Annual Board Say, when are the annuals coming out ? VVas my class picture good?l' A Is there much work in putting out the book ? I trust that you will hunt up some new jokes this year. Of course you must mention no names of persons, expose no bone heads, scrupulously avoid all slams, and above all, run no jokes on the faculty. Seventy-Three

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Not Exactly Hygienic Mrs. Hirkman-VVhy should we be always neat and 4-lean? Glen Post-In case of arf-ident. Alice E. tReadingzJ--It says here that the Lord sends husbands. Raehel T.-Let us pray. Miss Jones. tTo the elassj lilo you think that whispering' gets you . anywhere ? Keith Bunton-Yes, to the offiee. Mr. Stiensmeyer--XV hy don't you play football, Glenn? Glenn Mr. S. Glenn G.-The Old Man won't let me. --Oh, your father doesn't want you to play ? -No, I meant Mr. Ostergaard. Mr. S.-XVhy won't he let you play? Glenn Mr. S -He says my grades are too low. --Now, if you had not explained it, I might have thought you were to blame. What is the matter now, Grumps? My daughter is wearing knickers. and my so11 is taking a girlis part in a sc-hool play. A Classiiied Want Ads 0 for a Ford ride!-l'auline Martin. . , llobbed hair-liernire XVarning. -lust a man friend-lDorothy Putman. More rouge'-llazel lflllenberger. A new fly swatter-Miss Duffield. A big diamond-Rosa llorn. A broken arm--Marie Campbell. A bungalow-Lorene M et 'a rty. l'eanuts-ellelen Atwood. A seowl-Miss Jones. More dramatic expression-Hoo Johnson. Just you, Vera -llerrill Martin. 1 Yovered eggs--Donald Merrill. .lust Curly-Ruth Powers. 0 for a million I- Pete llorn. A girl who will stil-k-Gerald Mills. More legs- Pete lVhite. Fifteen rounds with a Freshman- Shorty Craven. A job-Harry Herod. Anti-fat-Esther Skinner. Good looking Sl0ll0g.fl'illllIPI'--ll'l?ll'Vll1 Patterson. More work-Lee Shelton et al. A good grade--Billie Stoker. A sharper appetite-Glen Grant. 'Just you, Bill --'tSusie l-Karnes. Seventy-Five