Bloomfield High School - Bee Yearbook (Bloomfield, IA)

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Seventy- WANT ADS An incubator that hatches golden chickens-All of us. The Freshie girls to stop winking at me.-A Brown. A football star-Martin Cruikshank. A new looking glass-Christine Lorenz. An eyebrow puller-Helen Tall. A hat that will sit straight-Thelma Wlhite. A fashion writer states that the latest style of hair dressing for women permits the ears to be seen. They will be worn at the sides of the head. Heard Over the Phone Hello, is Boo there ? Boo who ? ,. There little girl, don't rry. It is all right. She-You don't love me any more. Isle--VVl1y do you say that? She-The last time you left before father made you. Mr. llhanee-lVllat is the contribution of the Late Stuart Period to world history? Pauline Holland-Period furniture. Miss Jones ftieographyl Name the seasons, Helen. Helen Atwood--I don't know how to play Mah Jongg. Herbert Holt-Look your best boys, as this is our last rhanf-e to make a good impression. Definition of Terms Exam.-The cont-lusion. Good-bye, boys. Crain-Art of getting short order knowledge. Flunk-To sink i11to the Slough of Despond. Tenth assembly-XVhy did I do it? Period for reiiertion. Idlers' retreat. The office-I was not to blame. It was not my fault. A Assembly-No work for thirty minutes. The hope of the unprepared. Class spirit--Ability to make noise. See Freshmen. ' Annual board--An organization providing an opportunity to flunk all studies and slam all avquaintanves. Seventy-five per rent-Just out of rearh. lilarkboard-I'lane of embarrassment. Heeitation-Not impossible, but improbable. Moving pictures--Did you bring any randy? A Friend-One who knows all about you, but likes you just the same. Two

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N 0 REAL GENTLEMAN HAS EVER HEARD A STORY BEFORE. -Noah. Said the Cat Henrietta Hill-Keith H. tried to kiss me last night, and I would not let him. Esther Lucas-Did it make him angry? ll. l'I.-- l should say. He said he wished he had called on you. Curtis lrelan-Can you cook? Hazel Kratzer-No, dear. Fan you afford a car? C. 1.-No, dear. And so they did 11ot marry and live happily ever after. Mrs. Hickman-How can you improve this sentence: 'tThere aint nothing but green apples in the basket? i Stewart Goad-Put some ripe apples in the basket. Nero tiddled while Rome burned. 'tl can't disappoint the radio fans, he explained. Leota Rell-How many men have you kissed? Mary Evans-Leota, you know I hate statistics. This is the finishing touch, said Bob Sturgis, as he loaned Pete Coy his last dollar. Sad But True Love is so great and small, I really do love them all. But the year is almost past, There is really only one at lflst. Little tear drops falling, Like little grains of sand: I hear your mother calling, You'd better run to beat the band. --Hoglan. O Mrs. Gilmore-iVhat is a detour? Blanche Bullock-The longest distance between two driven points. Ruth 1i99gLlIl-'hvllji is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? Gel-ata Hunter-A centipede with corns. DeWitt Benge-Mr. Warner, are there any rats in your studio? Mr. W.-Not since the Senior pictures have been on display. Mr. Brown-iVhat is a fairy tale? Lee Shelton-'l'hat depends upon which way it is going. Seventy-One

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A Bray, My Boy Miss Fry-Can anyone tell me what states are noted for their mules? Harry Herod-The Balkan states. Boss-Did you put up the signs I told you-two tires 2550, one tire free? Donald Newland-Yes, and I have not old any of the 325 tires, but I have given all the free ones away. First down and ten to go, yelled Leah B. as the boxer kissed the canvas. Blaine Harris-I guess that we are not going to get to see the Covered Wagon as they stopped it. Willard Hubbartt-VVhat for? Blaine-To grease it. Miss Jones---Do you know what letter comes after h? Chris NV.-No'm. I Miss Jones-VVhat have I on each side of my nose? , Chris-Looks like powder. Mother-You will write to me, wonlt you? Bob Sturgis-You bet I will as soon as I get into trouble. Florence E.-No, Charles, you can't kiss me. tlharles 0.--Then let me kiss your lipstick. Physics Class of '24 They go to sleep in class, In lab. they break up glass, In study they do shirk, In lab. they will not work. The problems they don't bring to class, I can't see how they expect to pass, And what will they do in the future? I sure can't- Oh, well. -Perisho-1 P. CJ Things ThateMake Life Miserable for the Annual Board Say, when are the annuals coming out ? VVas my class picture good?l' A Is there much work in putting out the book ? I trust that you will hunt up some new jokes this year. Of course you must mention no names of persons, expose no bone heads, scrupulously avoid all slams, and above all, run no jokes on the faculty. Seventy-Three