Blodgett Vocational High School - Blodgetteer Yearbook (Syracuse, NY)

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back from a safari in Africa. He is trying to persuade Carroll Page to buy his hides and ivory to glamorize her New York apartment, but devilish John Czajkowski has already auctioned them off. Sitting on the sofa are the class entertainers, Effie Johnson, Tony Holloid, Bill Kianka, Mike Galasky, and Lowell Johnson. Effie has taken over Liberace's TV program and made a few changes. She now plays with a boogie -woogie beat and has replaced the candleabra with kerosene lamps. Tony, Bill, and Mike now star on the Colgate Comedy Hour as the 'Three Stooges. Lowell has taken over Eddie Fisher's Coke Time' program. but instead of drinking a bottle of Coke, he shows how it removes rust off chrome. Gosh--there seems to be quite a scuffle outside. ln comes Bob Wolniak and Stanley Lalone, chief guards of the estate, dragging in Le- ona White, Marion Dengler, Joan Gray, and Lidia Kiritschenko, who were caught peeking through the bushes. They were too shy to come in. Over near the fireplace is Carol Grucelska, famous fashion designer, talking to big -car driver, Dick Dab- rowski. Dick must be telling her about all the races he has won, or maybe he wants an original Road-Runner jacket designed by her. The next little group is Carol Sterner, with her all-girl band entertaining Dave Lo- renz and Linda Minney's trained monkeys, and oh, my gosh, here comes Dick Bonner, now a towering six- footer, who owes his height to Tom Garn and Bob Burgess's Grow-Taller pills. Running by us is Joe Caruso, who has made the headlines as being most eligible bachelor of 1971, with Willa Garrison and Arlene Skurski chasing him fora lock of hair. We have just received a telegram delivered by Matty Hoh'nes, informing us that Bruce Finney, who was always fond of dissecting frogs, has now a job with Dick Pietrowiez's Undertaking Establishment. And lo and behold, we see that the tables are turned as we observe Ken Magdziuk, who is still chasing Judy Goldschmidt after 15 years. Judy has a school for teaching the Whip-Walk' . She is being besieged by Margie Hall and Rosemary Goldschmitt, who are trying to enroll in her school. Out on the front lawn is an awful com- motion. Everyone runs out, led by Shirley Quarles, to find Tom Burchi11andBi11 Shampine bubbling with ex- citementover the fact that Gladys Alexander has just finished swimming across the Pacific Ocean to join our reunion. Bob Wo jdy la, who collected money forour yearbook, is now bumming Odds' to pay for the yearbooks he never sold. Driving up in a Prattmobi1e is Pat Kominski with a tall, dark, and handsome man seated beside her. Up from the crowd comes a mighty cheer as Margie Stein yells, She's caught her manl James Twiss informs us that Alice Towne has just taken the Dian Ford Art Supply Company from her poker-playing friend. As the day comes to a close, we find that Califomia has no longer any smog because the big wind whicha- rose from this reunion has blown it all the way to Florida.

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