Blend High School - Memories Yearbook (Blend, IL)

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TOP ROW: Jo June Tarro, Helen Cebra, Donald Crum, Irma line Plana, George Park, Pauline Herman, John Lolie, Clarence Zimmer. SECOND ROW: Raymond Contratto, Nick Oazzoll, Patsy Ouzevich, Camille Girardl, Joe Kozak, Russell Stigler, Dorothy Ann Patterson, Winnie Brown. BOTTOM ROW: Vlneta Chlolero, Delores Perla, Melissa Cordera, Tommy 3ertorello, Jack Chullck, Genevieve Konlak, Betty Leslcko, Olga Wasylenko, George Scopel. TOP ROW: Mr. Marcaccl, Mr. Chullck, Jack Hickey, Steve Seketa, Richard Zarr, Joe Majzel, Phillip La Purla, Ronnie Carney, James Fassero, George Park , Donald Kalvln, Miss Bums, Miss Kaddow. SECOND ROW: Donald Crum, Josephine Ingrando, Jo June Tarro, Betty Hughes, Roae Blevins, Irmallne Plana, Frances Davis, Pauline Herman, Ida Cignetti, Jackie Edwards, Doris Perona, Allen Rhodes. BOTTOM ROW: Bemle Enos, Jack Chullck, Donald Trlplo, Clarence Zimmer, John Lolle, Eileen Rhodes, Camille Girardl, Olga Wasylenko, Betty Overmeyer, Joe Vooka, Bobble Bednar, Eugene Konlak, Benny Rocker, Frank Slmutls.

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HUMOR I. Bob (Bednar) went into a restaurant the other day, sat down, and was looking over the menu. A beautiful waitress came up to him and said, We have everything on the menu today. Bob answered angrily, So I've noticed. How about a olean one? II. John (Misik) and Donald (Crum) were talking about their friends and relation the other day. John said solemnly, Yeh, my cousin has pnuemonla and is nea r death's door. Donald asked enthusiasticly, Ian t the doctor helping him? John answered, Yes, he’s doing his best to pull her through. III. Jack (Hickey) and Donald (Triplo) were walking to school together after Jack had spent the night at Donald's home. As they were walking along Jack com- mented, That coffee tasted like mud this morning. Donald answered, It should ; it was only ground yesterday. IV. Jack (Chulick) and Prank(Simutia) were talking over their last night's experiences. Jack said, My girl and I were sitting in her living room and we got in an argument. She told me she didn't want to see me again. Prank asked anxiously, What did you do. Jack answered, Turned off the lights. V. Mr. Bertetti commenting to a member Of his class. James, you are a boy of rare intelligence. Yea, you rarely ever show it. VI. Melvin (Gerardo) and Ben (Duncan) were walking home from school, (During the meat shortage), and Ben commented, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Melvin replied, Quiet, Ben, you might have to. VII. Jack (Bertagnolli) and Richard (Zarr) were commenting on one of Mr. Ber- tetti'a fine speeches Just given in the assembly. Jack said seriously, Mr. Ber- tetti was very fine. He brought home things we weren't familiar with. Richard replied, That's nothing----so does our laundryman. VIII. Mr. Corgiat was experimenting in the Chemistry Class last week and he said, I'm going to drop this fifty-cent piece Into this glass of acid. Can any of you tell me If it will dissolve? Virginia (Home) excitingly answers, It won't Mr. Corgiat. Mr. Corgiat astonishingly comments, That Is correct, Vir- ginia, and can you tell us why? Virginia answered, Because you wouldn't drop the coin in If it were going to dissolve. IX. Clarence(Zimmer) and George (Park) were talking the other day about the trouble they have shaving. Clarence said, John, how long have you been shaving? John answered, I've been shaving for two years. And I cut myself both times. X. Eugene (Koniak) and his boss were talking about his salary. Eugene said, Boss, I have to have a raise, because three other companies are looking for me. His boss, astonished, asked, Who are the companies? Gene answered, The water company, light company and gas company. XI. Donald (Kalvin) determined to get a good average in English this quarter. Mrs. Baker says, Donald, give me a sentence with a direct object. Donald an- swers, Teacher, you are very beautiful. Mrs. Baker being satisfied asks, And Donald, what is the object. Donald answers, A good report card. XII. Doris (Perona) and Camille (Girardi) were talking about Chemistry experimento and new discoveries. Doris commented, They've found a way to Improve the taste of salt. Camille interestingly asks, How in the world can they do that? Doris answers, They Just sprinkle it over a Juicy steak. XIII. Mr. Corgiat asked Betty (Overmeyer), Betty, can you give me a definition for Wind. Betty answered, Oh, I know, wind Is air that's in a hurry.

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