Blend High School - Memories Yearbook (Blend, IL)

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Walter Morris is off to a good start. Already a fortune he has made By appealing to the public heart. For panhandling is his trade. Eleanor owns our local hat shop But selling hats is not her plan. (She claims that things will really pop As soon as she catches a man.) Appendix, tonsils, or even a blister You’re sure to get rid of your curse. ’Cause Genevieve to our surprise is a “Sister” And she’s really a very good nurse. Every officer of the law must vow That he will try to keep the peace. And Benld is a quiet town now. (Mike Chipkar is the chief of police.) Ladies, would you like to be a real beauty? Is your hair stringy, your hips too large? Well, then, it’s your personal duty To go to the beauty clinic run by Marge. Our classmate actress has changed her name, Because of the atomic age, I guess. Darlene Adams has gained her fame By spelling it A-t-o-m-s. Over hills and dales our vagabond champ, Andy Kalvin, makes his way. He has been chosen the model tramp. (Which proves: Every dog has his day.) Knowledge is still Leona’s tool And with it she has performed a great feat. She’s spending most of her time in school Only, now, she’s in the teacher’s seat. Eugene, the druggist, has not taken to heart The work in his laboratory, I fear. Of his time he spends the greater part On his woman-chasing career. Annetta Corgiat is a well-known name, Almost as great as Dickens. By writing a book she gained her fame, The title? “How To Raise Chickens.” As a playboy Muff is a honey. You should see how he swirls! Just give him a car and some money. (And, of course, don’t forget—lots of girls.)