Blandinsville High School - Crest Yearbook (Blandinsville, IL)

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'VGWW 5 4 K A , Jasper rushed into a hardware store and said to the clerk: 'I want a mouse trap. Please hurry, I wantgn catch a bus.' The clerk wrinkled his brow. WSorry, sir,' he said, WNe don't have any that large.' Teacher: 'What is the last word in airplanes?' Jasper: 'Jumpt' - Teacher: 'Johuny, where is Moscow?' New Boy: Nln the barn, with Pa's cow.' Helen Keithley:'Did anyone ever tell you how wonder- ful you are?' Zane Allen: 'No, I oon't think anyone ever did.' Helen: WTnen I'd like to know how you got the ideat' Donald Brandon: 'I'd like a book, please.' B k ll : 'S thi li ht?' Dggaig B?gndon:oW8h, EQ dogsn't make much differenceg I have my car with me.' What has a foot at each end and a foot in the middle? A o If you have Sf? of a chicken, 215 of a cat, and lfz of a goat, what do you have? Chicago. - How do you spell candy in two letters? C and Y. What coat is put on wet and without buttons? Paint. How could you head your automobile south on an ordinary road, drive it for one mile, and without turning, find yourself a mile north from where you started. By driving your car in reverse.

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Jgzgiy 52 2.1 :fi ,liz JOKES . Ladyf WCan you pick me out a nice melon that will be Just right for tomorrow morning's breakfast?W Clerk: WCertainly, madam. What time do you have breakfast?W Miss McCartney: WCan anybody tell me where Pittsburgh is?' George Flower: 'They're playing in Chicago thismeek? Ralph Killip: 'Does your watch tell you the time?W Harry Hardisty: NNOQ I have to look at it.W Jasper: WEddy, I want to ask you a question.N Mr- Homer: UWhy, sure, go ahead.N Jasper: Wlf a lad has a stepfather, is he ladder?N Bill Hungate treeslu Betty Huston: plantsln Vernon Stout Barbara Cary Vernon Stout a step- NYou must think automobiles grow on WSilly! Everybody knows they come from Nwhat is bread in old Kentuoky?H NI give uE.N nF1ve een s a loaf.N Why can't flies see in the winter time? h Because they leave all their speaks on the wall in the summer time. Hom much food does a bird take in every mouthful? A peck. what kind of a tree would scare a oat? A oog Would. Why is an angry person like a loaf of bread? He is always crusty.

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r 7 rw! .I . 4 :T 'ne Mr. Dcohow asked Donald Brvndon to make a sentence or verse with the word Nnnalyzen and Hanatomyn in it. The following was submitted by Mr. Brendon: My Analyze over the ocean My Analyze over the sea And who will go over-the ocean 'A And bring back my ana-to-my? Wont Stay Put nDo you know your wife is telling around that you oan't keep her in olothes?W - WThet's nothing. I bought her a home and I oawt keep her in that either.n - Max Lober: NBob, what is a maneuver?W Bob Jones: WSonething you put on grass to make it green.W Donald Shugart: 'DO you know how to make a good sppech?' Miss Hargrove: UNO, how?W D. Snugart: NHuvo a good beginning and a good ending and keep them close togothor.W ' Butcher: 'Sorry, but I'm out of wild ducks. How about a nice ond of ham?N James Gofdonz WDon't bo silly. How could I go home and say I shot the ond of a ham?' Miss Gordon: 'Now if I wrote N-E-W on the blackboard, what docs it spol1?N Dean Johnson: 0New1 ' Miss Gordon: NNow, I'l1 put HKU in front of it, and what have I?W Dean Jonnson: HCenooln Boy: HDad, do you know Uthat in India a man doesn't even Know his wife until he marries her?N Honpooked Papa: Nwhy single out India?W