Blairstown High School - Comet Yearbook (Blairstown, MO)

Page 65 text:

19 4. THE COMET IT DOES NOT HAPPEN Would you be surprised if: Rowena stayed at home Saturday night Annabelle wasn't thirsty Dick had his lessons every day Mildred made an F Marjorie read the paper Margaret Lee didn't scream Wayne forgot to say, I don't know Kenneth didn't hide behind Maxine in citizenship class Gilbert didn't look innocent Fern didn't make faces Bud Newman didn't cause a laugh Woods' car started Maxine and Annabelle didn't go to the office to study together Miss Sutton didn't look sleepy Prof didn't make breaks Mary Elizabeth didn't have to work on the paper Edgar Lee didn't blush Mr. Abney didn't go to Warrensburg during week-ends Geneva didn't have to sit on the front seat Marie didn't write so many paper stories Fay made any noise Mary Ruth didn't skip ' 1 Wilma didn't like candy William Gallihugh didn't agree with Prof Elmer Lee didn't get in a school play James didn't read Wild Westerns Charles didn't spend so much time clock-watching Maxon didn't watch Maxine Chester didn't get good grades in math Betty Jean didnlt like to make notebooks Martha didn't prove she was right William Hopkins had his English lesson Homer didn't like Blue Highwayman Helen didn't have the toothache Virginia didn't primp continually Abney said a good word for a negro Annabelle didn't argue politics? B. H. S. E! ll 1-1 PAGE 59 38

Page 64 text:

PAGE 58 19 THE COMET 1 TEACH ER-LEADER-HUMOR I ST Come sit around me comrades While a story I do tell Of a tall and stately teacher, A man you all know well. He came from South Missouri, A place he loves quite wellg He likes to sit and tell stories, And we hate to hear the bell. He got his education Down there among the hillsg He was really- smart, they tell me And really put on the frills. When his high-school days were over He really felt his oatsg ' He decided to go to Warrensburg Instead of raising goats. He did quite well in college 5 At least they let him through, And as he started teaching The more his ambition grew. One day he met a fine young girl And began taking her aroun'g It wasn't long until the two Had thoughts of settling down. He made this little girl his wife And now they have two girlsg One looks exactly like her dad, With big blue eyes and curls. Now he has been my teacher For lo, these four, long years 3 He mixes fun and science As he sits and wiggles his ears. You've surely guessed by this time The person I'm talking about, Prof Welch, our Superintendent, Let's give him one loud shout! ixsx RNA R -l 'XXXKX 'fiat 8 -A 0 o so Q Q Q

Page 66 text:

I I PAGE 60 19 .4. THE COMET OUR FRE94MAN,CLASS Billy is a handsome freshie Who is liked by everyoneg He is always very dressy And is very full of fun. Mary Ruth has a lot of sense And she's as busy as a bee 3 She flirts around with every gent No matter who he be. Martha is very tall and slim With hair of wavy browng She likes to stick us with a pin That makes us jump up and down. Betty Jean is never stillg She's always on the gog She keeps her eye on handsome Bill Who sits in the very same row. Fern is very short and fair And the girls all like him, too 5 He has beautiful golden hair And does what he's told to do. Virginia is a girl so sweet With eyes so very blueg She speaks to all the boys she meets, Especially the smallest two. Dickie is a might fine lad And very content is hey He is one who can never be mad And is happy as he can be. Elmer Lee is the ladies man Who is handsome we all agreeg He does for the girls all that he can W And loves to hold them on his knee. James is a lad with red, curly hair And freckles upon his noseg He likes a girl so very fair Whose locks have tints of gold. TEACHERS'BEAUX Mr. Abney is a man with very large feet And has dark eyes and hair 5 He loves a blonde so very sweet 9 They'd make a lovely pair. Miss Sutton is very cute, but fat, And she is very, very pertg She likes to wear her lovely hat When she goes to see Delbert. B. H. s.' H El