Black River High School - Banner Yearbook (Ludlow, VT)

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J. Gurdak - leaves Jerry Libuda my ability to stay in basketball practice and not get kicked out all the time. R. Hains - leaves Paul Bostock a subscription to Playboy Magazine. C. Hall - leaves Leo Lombard his ability to stay out of Mr. McNally's hair. M. Heikkinen - leaves to Mr. Pullinen a trophy for winning the marathon talking contest. We are sure this is only the beginning of your career. M. Hoffman - leaves to Mr. Firkey one bag of water to use as he sees fit. L. Lannon - leaves to Theresa Ranta this special fast wax guaranteed to catch all desirable male skiers and lead a hasty retreat from all undesirables. J. Lawrence - leaves the noisy seventh graders to the study hall teachers. J. Lehto - leaves Beverly Dunlap this book on driving skills. Watch out for those trees and barns. B. Massey - leaves this key to Mrs. Phalen so that whe will always know where her truck is, especially on certain nights! R Matz - wills his little black book volumes I, II, III to his fan club, and volumes IV, V, VI to John Conway, and my personal secret volume VII to Charlie Emery. S. Paradis - leaves Mr. Kraft future peaceful years now that she is graduating. D. Parker - leaves to her brothers, Ernie and Doug, a pamphlet entitled, How to Keep Smiling through Four Years of High School at B.R.H.S. Good luck! J. Parker - leaves the editorship of the Banner to anyone who doesn't already have grey hair and ulcers. T. Paul - leaves to John Conway one Big Cat! L. Plumb - leaves his ability to get along with coach Ayers to Jimmy Milnes. Hope you do better than I did. J. Rowe - leaves my sense of humor to Mr. Kraft; cheer up! E. Sampson - leaves to John Conway a permanent pass from study hall so he can roam around these halls like I used to. P. Stevens - leaves her sister Peggy a book entitled One Hundred Ways to Get Out of Physical Education Class Without an Excuse. I hope you have better luck than I did. J. Stocker - leaves to George Hope a book entitled How to Protect Yourself Late on Saturday Nights. M. Thomas - leaves Mr. Fontenarosa a thesis on How to Handle any Future Senior G.G. Students. P. Tyrrell - leaves Mrs. Stowell this envelope containing the clue to who marked up her windows last Halloween! W. Weber - leaves to my sister, Ruth a book entitled How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying. P. West - leaves to Mr. Undeen the hula skirt my pop brought back from the war. You may pick it up any time in the future. P. Woodell - leaves Mr. McNally a bigger and better whistle--a sure attention getter.

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Last Will and Testament We the Class of '65 being of sound mind and body will to: The Class of '66 the hope that you will have as many wonderful experiences as we have had. The Class of ’67 our ability to skip classes. The Class of '68 the ability to keep moving forward. The Class of '69 the hope that the next four years will be something gained not lost. The Class of '70 the ability to work together. R. Baker - leaves the name Colonel to anyone who thinks they can take my place. L. Barrows - leaves my brother Allan the ability to get the car when he doesn’t really need it. J Beauchain - leaves to the school library, a book entitled 1001 Ways to Get Away with Smoking. D. Billings - leaves a pair of felt high heel covers to Wanda, so she won’t make so much noise going up and down the halls. D. Bowers - leaves to Jimmy Milnes these modern dance steps so you won't end up like your brother. B. Brunelle - leaves to Becky Butler a book.containing ninety-nine different ways to stay out. of trouoie. P. Butler - leaves the job of assistant to Colonel” to anyone who is man enough to take it. P. Conway - leaves Wanda a pair of binoculars so she won't miss anything. R. Crowell - leaves Jill Tuomisto these skiis which I have out grown. You can always adjust the bind- ings. D. Davidson - leaves to Mr. McNally this sign to put on the girl’s room door. The sign will read: NO MEN ALLOWED. P. Dockum - leaves to Pat Janowski a pair of blinders against student teachers. P. Farrar - leaves to Claude Melanson this car so that next time when he hits a deer it will be with hi car instead of someone elses! B. Flanders - leaves Mike DeRosia my ability to be an individualist and to stay healthy at the same time M. Frye - leaves my Winstons to Roundy the Kidder. j. Fuller - leaves Vicky Mastroianni a pack of cigarettes. R. Garrow - leaves Lori Mainetti a book on Tall Tales for Males. C. Gilbert - leaves!! . . C. Goodrich - leaves a book of rules, How to Win an Argument at a Student Council Meeting, to Larry Myatt. T. Paul C. Hall C. Gilbert

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1965 Class Prophecy IN THE REALMS OF PLUTO U was a bright raid-summer's day when the mail arrived. One could tell by the fingerprints on the stamp that this mail was different. All depravity was to be obtained from this mail. As Beverly Brunelle lodged her fingers upon the envelope, she was seized by an unknown spell. Haunted, she raced to Judy Stocker, one of decorum. And it came to pass that Judy also was engulfed by mystery. With the rage of a mighty hurricane, she tore open that letter. Behold it was one travel folder sent by one lost friend, Mari Heikkinen. In this folder was described a place of paradise. Mari was going to induce her friends back home. All eyes were fixed south in their direction, and south was the stage. All was quiet at the Inferno. Not one flame was out of hand. Diane Bowers and Dianne Billings had seen to that. They were to keep the home fires burning. King Paul Butler and Queen Robin Crowell quietly sipped their grog. Martin Hoffman spoke not a word. In fact he hadn’t since his arrival here, six long weeks ago. He was banned from society, you know, for inventing the most powerful bomb. He had used it to destroy a replica of the Empire State Building he had built with his tinker toys. He was now employed as chief bongo man. Sara.’, was disguised as Reg Matz. Satan felt Reg a most worthy character. The bongo beat fast and there before our eyes, she appeared. Rory Conway was modeling the latest in pitch forks and horns. Between each performance, one observed Diann Davidson and Edith Sampson selling suntan lotion to those who wished to tan and not burn. With the firtue of queens and the vice of vilUans, Bev and Judy stalked in. Joy Parker took their names and filled out a file card for them. Joy was the official bookkeeper to King Paul. He had hired her himself. Paul thought she looked lonely and was still wondering how she got here. Behind Joy's desk stood Man and Pamela Tyrrell. Mari wrote travel folders to help add population to Paul's marvelous kingdom. Carol Gilbert did screen tests. Pam- ela Tyrrell was first secretary to his majesty. Her assistants were Janet Lehto. Pat West, Betsy Flanders, Pauline Stevens, and Donna Parker. Looking to our extreme right, we see a complete disturbance; but it proves only to be Betty Massey explaining to Bev and Judy what they did'to get here. It was really very easy. Betty is a psychologist. All at once the great doors of the Inferno swing open. The two most egotistic, hifalutin, osentatious characters in all Plutoland enter. It was the sc arem' boys. Bev noticed they were none other than Joe Gurdak and Rick Hams. With a mighty yell for courage. Joe aimed his gun and fired. Everyone screamed, for what he shot at them was deadly. Water is what we used to call it; but now, in Pluto, it was known as boo-juice. Leo Barrows, errand boy. went racing to get Cheryl Goodrich who was the bum surgeon. Cheryl ran a clinic and her assistants were Simone Paradis. Paula Dockum, and Ruth Garrow. It seems that the boo-juice had hit Joe and Rick's arch enemy, Joe Big Cat Beauchain. Now there was a . ill scale riot to be quieted. One could see Leo racing back for Lynn Thomas s two man army. They could do their job and do it well. The other half of the army was Janice 'Ma' Fuller. After that not it took a couple of engineers to put the Inferno back in order. These mighty men were RogetsBaker and John Rowe. Meanwhile Mike Frye was called upon to re-style Rory's hair. Lee Ann Lanaon went back to teaching the ways of evil, and Craig Hall just went. One takes it for granted that he went back to join Larry Plumb ac the A. A. Club. That s short tot Amiable Animals. As night beings a cloud of darkness over the kingdom, four more souls may be seen winging or should we say living their way to Hades. They are Pamela Woodell. Pat Farrar. Theresa Paul and Jeff Lawrence.