Black River High School - Banner Yearbook (Ludlow, VT)

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Last Will and Testament We the Class of '65 being of sound mind and body will to: The Class of '66 the hope that you will have as many wonderful experiences as we have had. The Class of ’67 our ability to skip classes. The Class of '68 the ability to keep moving forward. The Class of '69 the hope that the next four years will be something gained not lost. The Class of '70 the ability to work together. R. Baker - leaves the name Colonel to anyone who thinks they can take my place. L. Barrows - leaves my brother Allan the ability to get the car when he doesn’t really need it. J Beauchain - leaves to the school library, a book entitled 1001 Ways to Get Away with Smoking. D. Billings - leaves a pair of felt high heel covers to Wanda, so she won’t make so much noise going up and down the halls. D. Bowers - leaves to Jimmy Milnes these modern dance steps so you won't end up like your brother. B. Brunelle - leaves to Becky Butler a book.containing ninety-nine different ways to stay out. of trouoie. P. Butler - leaves the job of assistant to Colonel” to anyone who is man enough to take it. P. Conway - leaves Wanda a pair of binoculars so she won't miss anything. R. Crowell - leaves Jill Tuomisto these skiis which I have out grown. You can always adjust the bind- ings. D. Davidson - leaves to Mr. McNally this sign to put on the girl’s room door. The sign will read: NO MEN ALLOWED. P. Dockum - leaves to Pat Janowski a pair of blinders against student teachers. P. Farrar - leaves to Claude Melanson this car so that next time when he hits a deer it will be with hi car instead of someone elses! B. Flanders - leaves Mike DeRosia my ability to be an individualist and to stay healthy at the same time M. Frye - leaves my Winstons to Roundy the Kidder. j. Fuller - leaves Vicky Mastroianni a pack of cigarettes. R. Garrow - leaves Lori Mainetti a book on Tall Tales for Males. C. Gilbert - leaves!! . . C. Goodrich - leaves a book of rules, How to Win an Argument at a Student Council Meeting, to Larry Myatt. T. Paul C. Hall C. Gilbert

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Typical Senior Day 9:14 9:30 10:00 10:37 10:38 11:06 12:01 P.M. 12:23 12:49 1:30 1:38 2:00 2:11 2:50 Dismissal 2:55 3:00 3:10 5:16 5:52 6:40 7:00 8:30 10:30 2:00 A.M. 3:00 A. M. Robin Crowell gets up to do some intensive studying of Socrates. 6:32 After having changed her clothes eight times, Lee Ann Lannon calculates on her slide rule that there is still time for seventy-two more changes. 7:06 Rogers Baker and Joe Beauchain come in from an all-night raid and get their hour’s sleep. 7:59 Larry Plumb helps two old ladies across the street. 8:20 Ruth Garrow fells Craig Hall with a judo chop when he accidentally knocks some books off her desk. Rory Conway wonders if she'll last until lunch. Paula Dockum offers up a little bull. During Mrs. Mable's class, Rick Hains sits on the ostrich egg he's trying to hatch. Pam Woodell takes time out of P.A.D. class to grind out a letter to the Easter Bunny. Carol Gilbert, who secretly admires Flash Gordon, in a fit of rage, fires her ray gun at Mr. Pullinen. During advanced math class, Judy Stocker and Bev Brunelle review last night's activities. Pam Tyrrell decides to spend her lunch period in silent meditation. Reggie Matz gets rolled by some seventh grader for a Hershey bar. Betsy Flanders shows off the chrome-plated, three speed sandals that she made in home economics. Edie Sampson, Lynn Thomas, and Theresa Paul decide to send in applications for the Foreign Legion. Monitors Donna Parker, Pat Farrar, and Diann Davidson run over to the grade school, to quell a demonstration by some first graders for a longer cookie and milk break. Janet Lehto and Janice Fuller come staggering out of the Guidance office with reams of questionnaires to fill out. For a science project, Simone Paradis and Betty Massey perform major surgery on John Rowe, who wakes up with three fingers and a plastic head. Joe Gurdak and Dianne Billings are ahead by two lengths of the mass exodus of students, leaving the school building. In a drag race, Walt Weber gets sucked up by the school bus. Pat West goes east. Jeff Lawrence gets a ride home from one of the women in his harem. Diane Bowers stalls her GTO. After Leo Barrows rams Mari Heikkinen into his gasoline tank, he feels that he won't have to worry about tigers for at least three weeks. Marty Hoffman goes over the blueprints for an addition to his sandbox. Paul Butler gives his mating call. Mike Frye sniffs the rose in his lapel and thinks of beautiful things. Pauline Stevens turns her electric blanket up to nine and sighs con- tentedly.’ Cherly Goodrich and Joy Parker put the finishing touches on the Banner.

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J. Gurdak - leaves Jerry Libuda my ability to stay in basketball practice and not get kicked out all the time. R. Hains - leaves Paul Bostock a subscription to Playboy Magazine. C. Hall - leaves Leo Lombard his ability to stay out of Mr. McNally's hair. M. Heikkinen - leaves to Mr. Pullinen a trophy for winning the marathon talking contest. We are sure this is only the beginning of your career. M. Hoffman - leaves to Mr. Firkey one bag of water to use as he sees fit. L. Lannon - leaves to Theresa Ranta this special fast wax guaranteed to catch all desirable male skiers and lead a hasty retreat from all undesirables. J. Lawrence - leaves the noisy seventh graders to the study hall teachers. J. Lehto - leaves Beverly Dunlap this book on driving skills. Watch out for those trees and barns. B. Massey - leaves this key to Mrs. Phalen so that whe will always know where her truck is, especially on certain nights! R Matz - wills his little black book volumes I, II, III to his fan club, and volumes IV, V, VI to John Conway, and my personal secret volume VII to Charlie Emery. S. Paradis - leaves Mr. Kraft future peaceful years now that she is graduating. D. Parker - leaves to her brothers, Ernie and Doug, a pamphlet entitled, How to Keep Smiling through Four Years of High School at B.R.H.S. Good luck! J. Parker - leaves the editorship of the Banner to anyone who doesn't already have grey hair and ulcers. T. Paul - leaves to John Conway one Big Cat! L. Plumb - leaves his ability to get along with coach Ayers to Jimmy Milnes. Hope you do better than I did. J. Rowe - leaves my sense of humor to Mr. Kraft; cheer up! E. Sampson - leaves to John Conway a permanent pass from study hall so he can roam around these halls like I used to. P. Stevens - leaves her sister Peggy a book entitled One Hundred Ways to Get Out of Physical Education Class Without an Excuse. I hope you have better luck than I did. J. Stocker - leaves to George Hope a book entitled How to Protect Yourself Late on Saturday Nights. M. Thomas - leaves Mr. Fontenarosa a thesis on How to Handle any Future Senior G.G. Students. P. Tyrrell - leaves Mrs. Stowell this envelope containing the clue to who marked up her windows last Halloween! W. Weber - leaves to my sister, Ruth a book entitled How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying. P. West - leaves to Mr. Undeen the hula skirt my pop brought back from the war. You may pick it up any time in the future. P. Woodell - leaves Mr. McNally a bigger and better whistle--a sure attention getter.