Black River High School - Banner Yearbook (Ludlow, VT)

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Richard Harrison presents his pleasing nature to Mr. Paige. Bredo Johnsen presents Phil Avenengo with his march books. Let's show Mr. Ianni how to use them. Tim Bruso presents his emotions to Mr. Cioffi. Hope they do you as much good as they did me. Floyd Van Guilder presents his party ticket to Gene Tofferi. HAVE FUN! Charleen Priest presents this small Ford to Phyllis Perkins so she can get to Glee Club. Don't go over 50, Perk. Jane Ellison presents this little house to Joyce Fuller so she can have parties next year and have as much fun as she had this year. Dot Van Guilder presents the Junior Class President with this candy bar to start off their candy sales. Ellsworth Tatro presents this curler to Bill O'Connor so he can have curly hair. Molly Benham presents this little red pick-up to Barb Whitney. It may not serve as well as Sir Bill but it holds many memories. David Merrill presents this ball point pen to Jerry Miele. Now maybe you can get those essays in on time. Janice DeRosier presents her sneakers to Roger Hall. They fit me so I hope they aren't too big for you. Allen Thomas presents his broom and ability to work after school to Bob Dubrawski. Maybe it will keep you busy instead of loafing in Simond's. Richard Josselyn presents his basketball uniform to Warren Cole. Put it to good use, Warren. Bruce Wyman presents this car to Sylvia Jaakkola so she can get home after band next year. Barb Jaird presents what's left of her lab equipment to George Perry. Hope you don't blow up as many test tubes as she did. Edwin Ferguson presents to Marilyn Van Guilder this list of Ten Easy Ways to Get Your Man to Dance. Hope they get him out on that dance floor. George Benson leaves Bob Hains the ability to buy a Chevy so you can close the hood when you need to on Okemo. Sandra Field presents these nerve pills to Joyce McCarty. Now we hope you won’t be so nervous.

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 z4t TOUl and, 7eA UH€ t We, the Senior Class of B.R.H.S., after hard work and lots of fun declare this our Last Will and Testament. To the Juniors we leave what’s left of Mr. Pullinen and Room 22. To the Sophomores we leave the hope that they will appreciate the new seniors better than the Juniors appreciated us. To the Freshmen we leave the Annual Bunny Hop with the hope it will bring them much luck. To Mr. Allison we leave all our best wishes. To Mr. Bullis we leave many happy years at Black River. To Mr. Pullinen we leave this recording, TWO BELLS MEAN TARDY. To Mr. Cioffi we leave two vacant spots on the basketball team. To Mrs. Tofferi we leave the hope that she can replace the many grey hairs we gave her. To Miss Jones we leave a clean Home Ec Room. To Mr. Ellison we leave the thrill of hearing just one song sung right. To Mr. Paige we leave a louder voice so he can be heard in study hall. To Mr. Denning we leave a quiet study hall. To Mr. Huden we leave the hope that he’ll be missed by the erasers. To Mr. and Mrs. Rist we leave many years of happiness. To Mr. Ciufo we leave the memory of his first Economics Class. To Mr. Swett we leave many happy years at B.R.H.S. 'P'te etttatuuui Allen Buswell presents his Model A to Bob Hains so he can get off the mountain without a push. Carol Lord and Joan Kupiec present their faithful charcoal skirts to Marion Chadbum and Barb Whitney. Now they can't say they haven't anything to wear next year. Roland Webb presents this Sears Roebuck order blank to Bob Bailey. It helped me to get my license. Hope it does the same for you. Dave Bryant presents a wife to Mr. Paige so he will be better natured in study hall. Glenn Bryant presents his bass horn to Chinky Valenti. Good luck goes with it. Sylvia Blanchard presents Barb Pickielnok with this booklet, How to Get Your Man and Keep Him. Sugie Balestra presents Marion Chadburn with this map of Komolas. Put it to good use after the parties, Chad.

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 One day I climbed on my magic carpet, determined to sail around the world and find my classmates, whom I hadn't seen for many years. Starting my trip in Ludlow, I first saw Carol and Joan, the inseparable twins. They still smoke, drink, and chase men. They're a little slower at catching them but not so you'd notice it. Leaving Ludlow, 1 continued on to Gassett's where I found a new restaurant: Dot's Do Or Die Restaurant. Her main dish is called: ''Quick Death. Flying over England, I noticed a crowd of people. Flying lower, I found that Allan was being crowned King of England. I always thought Allan would get big someday. Continuing on to Rome, I found Jane modeling a bathing suit. As a pastime, she is a cheer- leader for the Roman Chariot Races. Over Norway, I noticed a streak moving swiftly through the snow. Upon investigating I dis- covered Ed was leading the U.S. skiers to win the Olympics. Dave heard a lot about the milk maids so he moved his dairy to Switzerland. He is now running the Bryant and Family Cheese Factory. Bredo has graduated from the German University, and is now trying to revive the Romantic Languages. Everything was in a flutter when I arrived in China. It seems that Joss” made 100 points in a basketball game last night. He is playing with the Boston Globe Trotters. He will open a School of Chopsticks strictly for girls when he gets back home. A strange sight greeted my eyes in Russia. George is touring the countryside selling the new streamlined 1999 Chevies, a gas pedal, and a steering wheeL Sugie has opened a home for homeless men in Australia. She has quite a business. While flying over the Sahara Desert, I noticed a lonely little building in die middle of nowhere. Deciding to find out what it was, 1 landed my carpet. There was Tate making a very profitable business of operating a refueling garage for camels. Sylvia is teaching Home Economics to the cannibals in Africa. They say she could make a very tasty dish. As I flew over Hawaii, it was necessary to stop for lunch. Immediately after lunch, I joined a large, noisy crowd. While pushing my way to the center, I found Rich. He is growing flowers and selling them to the hula girls. Upon reaching the middle of the crowd, I discovered our little Charleen dancing the hula with the best of them. Sandy, the old maid of the class, is living in the dark interior of Brazil. She never could get the man she wanted; and when she finally decided to take the man she could get, she couldn't even get him.