Bishopthorpe Manor School - Manorisms Yearbook (South Bethelehem, PA)

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.fy JOM ES W X y - 9' ,ff X f f f 'X if, JING-L.EIS Found :-A red pocket book and two grey puffs. We wonder to Whom they belong. VVhat's the matter with Waggie ? He's got Joandice. ' Cap, hearing familiar piece: That's 'My Country 'Tis of Thee,' no, not that, it's 'Americaf Wanted :-To know how it happened that Miss Hilliard was on time for dinner the night the elocu tion teacher came. Fitts :- Mamselle, did you ask for the present, indicative, subjunctive of avoir ? Miss Hilliard was heard to inquire at her table :- Girls, where does macaroni grow ? Fitts :- Do you spell macaroni with a capital ? Imogene :- Of course not. Fitts:- VVel1, it's a vegetable. Helen Fawcett:- Oh, girls, l've got such chapped lips for my caller tonight.

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A light haired maid and a dreadful bum,' Eat all the time, but they'll give you some. Adele and Ann. At the bottom of the trunk room stair The whole demerit system's centered there. Miss Davidson. l And on her right two scamps there be, How they live there we cannot see. Edna and Dot. But these blond maids with big blue eyes Surely for getting caught, take the prize. Emma and Ulm. . And next we have a bunch of good cheer Laughter and mischief is found right here. Eddie and Ellie, And three cute kids, who do many things Eat, sleep and masquerade as Three Twins. The on City Maids. ' Then a jolly good fellow with a turned u nose And next two blond lasses Worth waiting for-in a few years it will pay. Io and Al. , who will be some clay And come up a round or two, this ladder so vast How on earth will we ever Pilaum's door get past? And behold here,s a girl from the wild, woolly VVest Wh . . o thinks that the Navy is by far the best. Dee Riner. And independence and spunk come next Tease one about Cap and she may get vexed. Cork and Caler. Two cut-ups who have quite a bunch of style Believe us ufellers ! Here two who're worth while, Phillips and Ballard. And last but not least we have two staunch friends Reliable, true, to you all to the end, Marian and Veva. P l How her room-mate exists without meals-goodness k11OWS! Potts and Florence. M' S' H'

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inf' They have some things at Bishopthorpei Some people call them maids, They're neat and clean and good and quiet And act like they were slaves. They pitch the food right down your throat And bump your head with trays Miss Smith looks on and smiles, approves! She's trained them in their waysi And oh! they sweep the rooms so clean No dust we find at all They never order you to put Your trunk trays in the hall. And when your head is aching fierce Meals are brought to your room, But oh! Eat rather with your knife Than ask one for a spoon. Be sure and hold your skirts up high VVhen Walking through the halls And never put your hands or face In contact with the walls. A final word I needs would say A heeding, a command Bring broom and brush to Bishopthorpe If dirt you cannot stand. M. S. H. - W , .. B. .A AML 1- ' 10 L