Bishopthorpe Manor School - Manorisms Yearbook (South Bethelehem, PA)

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M stands for money . VVhich we like to spend But often when asked for it We have none to lend. N stands for those nuts The best you ever saw They were there for three months just waiting for Ma. O stands for the oil Which we put in our hair - The next day we Washed it And oh! Did we swear? P stands for pompadour Which some girls Wear, If you want to see a big one Just look at Switzie's hair. Q stands for quarantine We had for a day We didn't like it very well But stood it any way. R stands for reservoir Where the men like to roam So the teachers say to us Girls you stay at home. S stands for squelch night VVhich comes once a week When it is over . ' i We can hardly squeak. T stands for telephone Don't answer it here You'll get tive demerits If any one is near. U stands for Um-Umm There's food some place around I don't see any But can tell by the sound. V stands for voice One girl in the school Helen Fawcett for instance Has a voice like a mule. W stands for Mr, Wyant As a teacher he's a wonder From him we take math. And he sure gives us thunder. X Y and Z These simply won't rhyme We know for we've tried it For quite a long time. VIRGINIA LEE SUE Looms.

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