Birch Run High School - Panther Tales Yearbook (Birch Run, MI)

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CLASS PROPHECY CO NT. All the girls say that Lyle is CHOICE , He runs around with every Betty, Jane, and Joyce; He says he will never married be Lyle Pickelmann, a confirmed bachelor is he. This blond-haired girl's name is Jo, But all the guys call her Bubbles from Kokomo; What does she do, well let's see. She advertises champagne for N.B.C. A gun in holster and a car with a red light, Can give law-breakers an awful fright; The handsome young policeman is Don Reed His advice to the hotroders they had better heed. Bob Remender, this handsome lad. There isn't anyone who could call him a cad ; Now I see he has joined the Navy And as Captain he really seems to make the gravy. Edna Ann Richey (or is it Danna Cataline), Is the new moderator on What's my Line ; She really enjoys running this game Since she quit appearing on The Name's the Same . Up in Alaska where the wind blows cold, Rosemary Shifter is busy counting her gold; She has found her first million in the land of the snow To dig up more treasure, she is all set to go. George Tanner was a star athlete in his day. But, he gave it all up for a job with more pay; George is a top Marine Sergeant now Quite a change from milking a cow. Bonnie Tobias is happy in her new life, Jerry Waun just took her as his lawfully wedded wife; They travel the earth in his little Corvet Because they're not ready to settle down yet. Down in Kentucky, back in the hills, Janet Trinklein is busy giving out pills; She has graduated from school and received her cap And she's opened a practice in Cow Pen Gap. Barbara Wendzik is her name. Everyone knows her for her fame; Elvis fell out of her plane you know Brave Barb caught him by his big toe. Kay Wenn has a new sports car. Her personality has brought her far; We always knew it would because Short and Sweet she always was. Up on a hill in a great mansion. We see Lloyd Woolworth living very handsome; With a very pretty wife and his children four He has become owner of Woolworths Dept. Store. FRANKENMUTH JEWELRY FECHTER HDWR. Frigidaire Frankenmuth, Michigan Diamonds and New Mountings Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repaired

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CLASS PROPHECY CON’T. Pat LaBonte has made a success out of life, She's an excellent mother and a wonderful wife; In teaching Kindergarten she takes great pride But she and Richie have their own little tribe. We see Alvin Loomis and his musical comb. Went off to Hollywood to buy a big home; Like Elvis Presley he quickly rose to fame Despite the fact his music is quite tame. Ten little tow-heads all in a row. Are they Dorothy Magnus' would you know? They all have her eyes and golden hair. Except the little one who's head is bare. As we look a few years ahead, Art Matzke is the first we see; A house, a barn, a new tool shed Him, his wife, and children three. She types and files all day long. The boss says she does everything wrong; Sharon McCulloch has this job for life The reason is simple--she's the boss' wife. Mr. Ombry's dramatics class gave him his start, He's now in the theater making his mark; Who's this in Hollywood with all the glitter Of course, it's our own Tony Miller. Is that Jim Morse with the bald head and pot belly. He always had a figure like Knock Out Kelly ; To lose some weight and look real trim He could use a workout at Stillman's gym. Tim Morse is driving a Cadillac now. All over town the expression is Wow ; He still thrills the girls and makes them tingle Get on the ball, girls, Tim's still single. Lola Moyer has traveled around the world we see. And now is happy as can be; She married a King from a far away land And now she's Queen of Afghanistan. Donna Nass owns a factory in Monroe, Producing shoes that make women's eyes glow; The stores are stocking them row upon row Which makes Donna happy 'cause she's hauling in dough. Taking temperatures, giving pills. To remedy mankind's numerous ills; Ruth Ann's patients say she will never grow old For under her uniform beats a heart of gold. This red-headed gal's name is Betty Percy, She gives the patients at General her mercy; In her spare time she travels far and wide Always keeping her patients in mind. Compliments of THE BIRCH RUN STATE BANK Accounts Insured with F.D.I.C. OSCAR RAU ELECTRIC All name Brand Appliances We service what we sell

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CLASS PROPHECY ( OX'T. Patience and sincerity can be found. Most anywhere when Cookie is around; Kathleen, when on duty during the night. Is recognized by her patients as an angel in white . Who's that coming in long after the bell. Oh, it's Duane Coppoc, as everyone can tell; One thing's for sure, Duane's quite clever. He sticks to the saying, Better late than never . Sharon Courtney's figure took her to the top. Once she reached success she just couldn't stop, Sharon buys everything she can afford. She now models clothes for Montgomery Ward. Through the years Hughie has achieved quite a name. He's known as Hot Rod Cuthbertson in the Hall of Fame; While back on his farm, managed by his wife. He hopes to settle down and live a King's life. He's the envy of everyone in these late days. For you see Freddie's the latest Hollywood craze; Are you wondering what he does? Well now you'll know, Freddie is married to Marilyn Monroe. We see Erma riding through town now and then. With her three little Tanners and Glen; She has just returned from a tiresome day. As bookkeeper for the I.G.A. Beverly Harris has gone all the way. She is now working for T.W.A.; She loves her job, but so would we. Taking dictation with a pilot on each knee. Laura Hathaway now is Texas bound, She travels to the East, West, and all around; An ambition to meet people and see the U.S.A. Back to Birch Run Laura will come some day. Is that Jean Haubenstricker basking in the sun? Oh, she's taking a vacation, looks like fun; We can see that she's nobody's fool Jean's in Hawaii teaching school. Nancy Huckins appeared on Twenty-One , To win a little money and have some fun; Nan answered every question they threw her way She now owns the program and is there to stay. Carol Janni was elected the first lady President, The White House is now her new resident; She passed a law to legalize honey It Is now used as sticky money. Joe Kenny is really flying high, But not is superjets up in the sky; His own little still he gave up in a hurry When he got a chance to buy the Frankenmuth Brewery. HUFFMAN LUMBER MILLS, INC. Hardwood lumber-Wholesale and Retail Timber Buyers-Joe Huffman HUBINGER'S GROCERIES MEATS We Deliver - MA 4-9421 Birch Run, Michigan