Birch Run High School - Panther Tales Yearbook (Birch Run, MI)

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Continued Norma Zuellig, too, has become settled down To being a housewife very near town. But her buying new clothes has drived her spouse. Poor Don! right smack into the bug house. And now we come to our man about town, “Homah” Harpst, for whom each girl wears her best gown. He’s the town’s leading bachelor guy In Blackmar township he catches their eye. We know now where another boy is, Also the teacher who’s at typing a whiz Glenn Harris and Mrs. Irish have gone to “Kaintuck” Where at moonshinin’ whiskey they make a fast buck. Finding she was about to be left on the shelf Betty Hobson’ s made a big name for herself. Head of Hobson’s “Lonely Heart’s Club” she’d doin’ fine. Also at dropping lonely soldiers a line. We also find the class’ handsomest man Has gone just about as far as one can. Senor Larry 0’Henry’0 and his “hot” guitar Can be seen on T. V. and heard near and far. Deciding that baby sitting is right up her alley Dorothy Hickmott has decided to get very “pally” With Don and Thelma and their family So Dotty sits while the Child’s have a spree. So into the present we now return We hope our predictions you will not spurn And as the future years you soon view You’ll find that these prophecies all will come true.

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Continued Donna Muehlfeld of the tresses of gold Is rich as Croesus--at least we've been told. She now owns a factory, ’tis nothing to hide. Where they manufacture new types of peroxide. Emma Reis, of whom we’re quite proud, Though she’s always been very shy in a crowd, To foreign lands has followed her star, And is a missionary in foreign fields far. About Chancey Schmidt, we’re happy to tell For that one certain girl, he never fell. One thing, though, we’re happy to say, He finally bought a new Chevrolet! Bob Schmunk is still working to graduate From high school, that is, though it is a bit late. But Hermie’s decided to take a vacation. And Bob’s inherited his recreation. Bill after Carole has always kept running, And now Miss Schmitzer is Mrs. Dunning. She’s just returned from Atlantic City Where, as Mrs. America, she looked very pretty. Deciding that she liked Birch Run pretty well, Doris Schram decided her house not to sell. She’s stayed at home and taken up knittin’ And organized a local “Bundles for Britain”. Four years of college and even more And Dale Schumann’s returned to a local store. Ah, yes, as pharmacist great He’s bought out pop Brandei, we’re glad to relate. Betty Snellenberger known as chatterbox queen Is now heading campaigns to keep Birch Run clean. She’s taken, because her career’s been quite checkered, Mrs. Sartwell’s place on the BIRCH RUN RECORD. Glen Snelly has an unusual occupation One, to which, high school has no relation, In training new barbers, he makes good money But some of his haircuts, are, to say the least, funny. Glen Tanner’ has finally build his dream nest On top of the hill, where at night he seeks rest. In Birch Run, he, too, has held firm his ground, And become the head pig farmer for miles around. Delores Wilson, we’re sorry to hear, Has maintained her queer ways year after year. She’s been hired by some nefarious louse To drive Mr. Boeskool into the bug house. Again we go South to Arkansas Where we find Nina Whitlatch with her “Paw” Nina is used to a great deal of noise, For she’s nursing Truman’s poor soldier boys. Don Witkop, we see, is one of the few From our class who’s established a record quite new. He’s at the A.C., where he’s worked many a year; His absence and tardiness record exceeds none, we hear.

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