Binghamton University - Colonist Yearbook (Vestal, NY)

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and corrzrfalkf, turkey! and pnmpkinr ho! were danred helwixt hy country hnrnphinf. jim Larham was there too, and Teeny enjoyed hear- ing him tell Nelda about the Biz Ad Stag Party of December 2 where Claydon and Claff and Orer and Graf held forlh on the erononzir .filnafion of the nalion . , . There was so much going on and so many people talking at once in this little store of knowledge Qthey sell text-books here sometimesj that Teeny almost missed seeing Miss Pitel, one of the quieter members of our congregation exlreinely inzfoloed in an explanation of a farnlty Chri.rlnza.r parly the niie of December 11 where refreshments and skits topped the lift of hitr and hair war let down with no rlndentf aronnd . . . Teeny liked this sparkling personality and decided to follow her to Pandoran Headquarters where a vigorous discussion, led by twenty girls, was in full sway. Topic: new women's social group on campus. Teeny Squeege was glad to hear this, for though he hadn't been here too long, he did realize the impor- tance of competition for healthy collegiate atmos- phere, and he was sure that the Thalians with Barb Rood at the helm, would fill the bill . Teeny watched with delight the joint Pandoran-Thalian Christmas party held in the lounge soon after where pnnrh and rookier and joyonr langhter fonlrihnied highly lo Ihe friendly .fpirit .. of the evening. Our little hero swelled with pride at the wonderful work accomplished by the Pan- doran gals in their raffle ticket sale for the benefit of the Cancer Drive, the gains of which amounted to 331500, and his little eyes grew wider and wider as he viewed the twenty-five gifts to be raffled the nite of the Mistletoe Ball wilh a hlarh and while puppy at the head of thenz all. He had heard so much about this Mistletoe Ball that Teeny made up his mind to accompany Bill Walling to the affair of the year where holly and nzirlleloe inrpired good rheer and the rnmir nzaeflror of Sanz Donahnek hand wiih hi! inner and polka! were lending a hand to the tremendous success of this third annual event. There were lots of holiday affairs taking place now, and Teeny made sure that he missed none of them. His little sides almost burst, so hard did he laugh at the International Night at the Legion where language gronpr from ezfery region lent fheir falenly lo a grand cnlnzinaiion, of the seasonls activities. Teeny liked especially well the German Club's oom-pah band with leader George Neumann, Sam Vitale's delightful rendition of Bes- same Mucho in Spanish and Italian, and Danny Bot- tino in La Traviata , and he fell in love with Larry McGrath's inimitable interpretation of a can-can dancer

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head, he trod to the Cafeteria, bent on drowning his sorrows and self in thousands of little cups of pro- verbial coffee. But our little sufferer was to encounter an even more unhappy situation, for on his deter- mined journey, he was of necessity forced to pass the mysterious and foreboding Zoo Lab where hundreds of felines fcatsj were eagerly awaiting his approach -so he thought fDr. Swift would term this attitude inferiority complexnj. But how was he to know that inside those four grubid fa portmanteau word- combination of gruesome and morbidj walls, Dr. Wilmoth, armed with weapons of enormous propen- sity, was towering above said animals, gloating at his great accomplishment-for lo, he had killed them and they had died and were now preferzwl in formaldehyde, calming 720 em! of grief to fzzzmerozfr TCCe1'.f required to indulge in one year of science. But Teeny couldn't remain sad for long-too many nice things were going on around him for him to continue in his present state of mind. Local bistro babble was in high gear with Helen Hudda fstudent director of Juno and the Paycocknj ahead by a league in her enthusiastic reviews of Colonial lo-dar. Although he cou1dn't quite become accustomed to the clattering chatter of fifty people at the same time, Teeny did manage to salvage quite a bit of en- lightening news-such as Dave Merrilees, election to the editorship of the Colonist, the Colonial Play- ers' production of Sean O'Casey,s play with johnny Gorton and Irene Veit carrying off top honors for their respective portrayals, the addition of another page of print to the Colonial News, the brilliant ball- playing of new TCCers Gene Kobylarz and john Leney, and the fact that Harry Accurso had switched to Chestertieldsu. Excitement was in the air as Baccacians and Pan- dorans discussed the former's Shipwreck dance the nite of November 12 where starboard arms and boatswains' mates lf4Z77l'6d I0 Ike lime of the Sopbirlimter. Goliard members were feeling pretty good about their victory of November 9 over the Spoilers with a final score of 13-9, Adelphians were boasting the results of their recent 12-2 win over Baccacia, Loyal TCCers were lauding junior varsity basketball players Bill Simmons, Louis Picciano, Ray O'Malley, Rube Ru- benzahl, and Jack Burlingame, Dr. Brown was ex- pressing satisfaction at Marilyn Andrus' becoming president of Clarendon, Bob Koloski and Dottie Holmes were congratulating each other on their high bowling scores-and Doc Ketcham was congratulat- ing Chet Buchanan for having passed l'examen de francais 40. All in all, Teeny decided that this was a pretty nice world, and with a new lease on life scurried after Pat Lamb and Mike Biloz who were on their way to 'lYe Olde Book Store with the latest details on the USG Turkey Hop where Be-Bop and .rode pop

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ufillv more vim and vigor 119,121 Vixen and Pranrer. Christmas trees bedecked with colored lights, shining balls, and silver icicles all showed Teeny Squeege that old St. Nick would soon be coming down the chimney, and with this happy thought in mind, he and the thousand odd TCCers vacated Colonial walls, until their return on january 3. am! mzry o rigorette war Jmoked in the hollr Teeny was a very bright ueddicated mouse and his observant little eyes fhe was in Doc Kent's math classj perceived that a new look policy had in- vaded the Colonial during his abscence in the form of bright red linoleum for every fioor om! informative rigor for every door. He also perceived the appearance of the Dionysians, the newest in college fraternities with Bob Dennis as its first president, and the English Club in the process of formation under the direction of johnny Gorton. By this time, fit was the last week of the term, Teeny knew that this was Zero Period fthe only time when the lounge, library, and classrooms are fairly quietj, and he heartily approved of Baccacia's Gloom Ball, their traditional last fiing before the gloom of final exams settles on TCC om! ,l2leoJe have merry! ir the oft heard plea of fzrmzerozrr fluff rulferr. Lots of new and exciting things occurred with the commencement of the new semester creating much enthusiasm in Teeny's tiny equilibrium such as the Wham Be Bop jam session held in Prof Gil- fillan's studios above the book store, the highly suc- cessful Biz Ad Day featuring exhibits, tours, movies and dancing to the tune of the Sophisticats fagain lj, and the production of l'Biography with new starlet jean Blesh coming to the fore, and Dick Singel, Jtzldefzl prodzzeer, in the fore once more. Teeny, perched atop Dottie Walker's props for the play, discovered thru behind-the-scene conversa- tion, that there was somethin' new cookin' on campus in the form of The Clarendon , TCC's first literary magazine. Not that he had any definite interests along that line fhe had not taken Mr, Roberts' Eng- lish 103-Q, but Teeny was pleased to learn that Mr. Broderis plea for more culture had finally been heard! So many new things were happening all the time, that before Teeny knew it the semester had ended and all he could do was reminisce about the wonder- ful times he had had peeping around Colonial cor- ners and out of people's pockets-'specially the bas- ketball game of March 2 between Faculty Men and Firestone Bombers where he had a great deal of fun watching the antics of cheer leaders Atchley and Fargnoli ftwo members of our illustrious faculty staffj whore riotom rheerf of the end of each half impiriied Teeny Sqlleegek litlle hear! lo overfiow with merriment. Erv Goldberg, sports editor