Big Springs High School - Trojan Yearbook (Big Springs, NE)

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me- D !5T,,afA6XV E M10 Em fd? Volume one gg f Maj 1v, 1956 Number one MARY W00D'S COLUMN socrn. News Pomrrcs Dear Mary: I am writing you on a del- icate situation. I am very much in love with myhusband, but he is now in love with the mystery writer, Maxine Bartley. I don't know wheth- er to try to win him back or to let him go. What should I do? Wondering, Jean Wear Bowker lil-it--. Dear Mrs. Bowker: I have answered your let- ters before. If you cannot follow the answers to the other letters which have dealt with the same subject. I suggest that you go see Dr. Doris Robb, the famous psychiatrist. Sincerely, Mary Wood u-111-1-i-11. PHARMACIST AGQUITTED OF MURDER Herb Dixon was arrested on suspicion of murder by the famous woman detective, Ev- elyn Grey, for a mistake he made in the composition' of patent medicine fSure Cure All, but was acquitted bythe scheming work of his lawyer, Donald Rose. SPORTS Bill Southard will anpear in the Rose Bowl game asetar of the year. Little Gloria and Bill Jr. will be there cheering for their daddy. 1l Miss Frances Jurgensen will entertain in honor of Miss Shirley Remington, of Mexico City, Mexico, on Wednesday evening, May 17, at her beau- tiful home on Madison Avenue Miss Remington, formerly of Big Springs, has been very generous in using her enor- mous fortune for the con- struction of Home for Orch- aned Chihuahuas in Mexico. Very elaborate preparation has been made for this great lady. The feature of the evening will be two famous actors, Bonnie B. and James W., who gained fame overnight in the show 'Never Amber.' Audrey Gill Democraticcan- didate for President of the United States will debate with June Heiser ahepublican candidate for the sameoffice on the subject, 'Shall we allow veterans of World War II to Homestead on the Moon.n -1-.--41.-.1-.. Robert Robb has gained fabulous wealth in the buy- ing of oil wells and selling them for nest holes. He has invested a large share of his wealth into the backing of a new show on Broadway which will star Miss Marie Sorensen, Miss Maralyn Wal- rod, and Miss Naomi Smith who were awarded the Radio Oscar as the outstanding singing trio of the year, in their Life Buoy program.They were voted the beet fog horn Life Buoy has ever had. I wish to announce that I am candidate for mayor of New York on the No Nothing ticket. Your vote will be apnreciated. Doris Lohr Edna Hay Hartwell has re- opened her new dairy after redecorating all the old stalls in a tasteful ar- rangement of pink with green polka dots and purple wood- work. The curtains are of white dotted swiss and addan air of daintiness. Thefloor is of orange linoleum. She thinks the new idea of decor- ating will increase the milk production 601. Several nick- elodeons with the latest Jive records have already raised the standard of living inthis model dairy. ------311-in A There will be both morning and evening services at the Holiness Church, everySunday of this month. You are cor- dially invited to attend. Your contribution will be appreciated. . Rev. M. C..Harder Pastor .1 Robert.K. Borron physician, surgeon, psychiatrist, chi- ropodlst, plastic surgeon, and faces lifted on credit. All operations guaranteed.If we don't fail we'll tnyagain. Try me for a pleasant andeasy way out. Borron Hortuaryopen 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. -ig-'31-1-11-1 , Neatness, personified--Maxine Bartley. 3. A 14

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Audrey Gill Major: Normal Chorus: 4 Operetta: 4 F. T. A. 3-4 GB's: 3-4 John Palser Major: Agriculture Chorus: 2-3-4 Operetta: 2-3-4 Band: 2-3-4 F. I'. A. 2-3-4 Edna May Hartwell Major: Normal Training Chorus: 3 Operetta: 3 F. T. A. 3-4 N. H. A. 1-2-5-4 Bill Southard Major: Science Chorus: 1 Basketball: l-2-3-4 lootball: 5-4 Class Play: 3 Doris Lohr Major: Commerce Chorus: 4 Operetta: 4 Class Play: 3 N. R. A. 1-2-3-4 Scholastic: 2-5-4 Annual Staff: 4 Training Don Rose Major: Mathematics I. F. A. 2-3-4 Chorus: 2-3-4 Operetta: 2-3-4 Class Play: 3-4 Scholastic: 2-3 June Heiser Major: Science Chorus: 2-3-4 Operetta: 2-5-4 N. R. A. 1 Class President: 4 Scholastic: 3-4 Class Play: 4 Junior Hothan Chorus: 2-3 Operetta: 2-3 Basketball: 2-3-4 Track: 2-3 F. I. A. 1-2 Evelyn Gray Major: E glish Chorus: 1-4 Operetta: 1-4 Dramatlcs: 3 No Rl Ao 4 Gary Bowker Major: Agriculture F. F. A. 2-5-4 Basketball: 4 If someone should pinch Gary Bowker he would be terribly surprised when he awoke 15

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The Weakly Roomer, Big Springs, May 17, 1956 Junior Hothan was awarded the pentathlon championship at the Olympic games 1nMos- cow, Russia. This is the third time in four years he has won this award. Mildred's Dance Studio Instructions in Hula-Hula, Dutch Hop, the Big Apple, Rug Cutting, Ballet, Irish Jigs, The Highland Fling, Sailors Hornpipe and all other types of ballroom, professional, and social dancing. No insurance of- fered but doctor's office down the hall. No charges for lessons in which bones are broken. Call No. 3134 at the Farmers State Bank, Big Springs, Nebr. Studio open 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.Dates .1----1-v-irn-1-u-on HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF 1946 accepted for night work. Mademoiselle Mildred Mauser Mr. and Mrs. John Palser and their six children are planning their annual trip to the moon in their space ship named after his wife, Idell. They will leave on the 16th of next month at 3:45, if everything works out The year of 1946 will witness the graduation of the most wonderful and brilliant class ever to graduate in the history of the state of Nebr- aska. We started upon our career of education in the fall of 1936. The average age of this most perfect class, when we embarked upon our career, was three years, the average weight was 50 poundsg and the average height was 47 inches, our average grade at the beginning, although we hate to admit it, was sixty. When we were freshmen, we put the seniors to shame. Instead of the seniors laughing at us and calling us green, we laughed at them. This class began with an enrollment of fortyhthree members. On the road to success the class lost about fifteen members, either because they couldn't keep the same speed, or because the grass looked greener on the other side of the fence. The class has been voted the most likely to succeed in the movies in fifty years. As a whole they resemble most closely the character- istics of the following stars of screen and radio: Jimmy Durante's nose, Eddie Cantor's eyes, Charlie Chaplin's feet, Vera Vague's person- ality lgirlsl, Cass Da1ey's teeth, Jerry Colonna's mustache, Lou Cos- tello's figure lboysl, Joan Dav1s's figure Cgirlsl, Frank Morgan's tall tales, Cousin Minnie Pearl's voice fgirlsl, Bing Crosby's voice lboysl, Fibber Magee's hall closet, Harpo Marx's curly wig, G1ldersleeve's laugh, and Rita Hayworth's wardrobe. On the day of graduation, the average of this class was very astonishing. The average grade was 99.9 per cent, the average weight was 190 pounds, the average height was six feet, the average age was 14 years, the average size of shoe was 10, the average size of glove was 7, the average collar size was 20 inches, and the average chest expansion was 5 inches. Because of the unusual size and weight of this class, Commencement was postponed for two weeks in order to allow a rebuilding of the stage with steel girders after the first practice had caused the floor to collapse. 'To be or not to be'--is the question now facing Bill and Gloria. 15